-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)

What? Where?

Whoa, foot is asleep.

Ah, pins and needles! (GROANS)

-SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
-Eh.

I apologize in our methods
in getting you here.

I don't. (CHUCKLES)
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

I am not gonna lie. I enjoyed that.

Every second of it.
Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.

That's enough, Agent Wilde.

-Sorry.
-Okay, this is bogus!

(CHUCKLES)

I don't know who you people
think you are, but...

We are the Anti-Villain League.

An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.

Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.

But you want to melt the polar ice caps,
or vaporize Mount Fuji,

or even steal the Moon...

Then we notice.

First of all, you got
no proof that I did that.

Second, after I did do that,
I put it back!

We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.
That's why we brought you here.

I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.

(SNORTS) Bottom.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Hilarious. (SIGHS)

Agent Wilde?

Oh, me now? Ah.

Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab
disappeared from the Arctic Circle.

Yeah, the entire lab, just...
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)

-Gone. Where did it go?
-I don't care.

Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments
involving PX-41, a transmutation serum.

What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.

-(GROANS)
-(BOTH YELP)

BOTH: Ah!

-(GROWLS)
-(YELLS)

(ALL GROANING)

Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.

As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum

could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.

(GRUNTS)

Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.

And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,

we found traces of it,
in the Paradise Mall.

(SCOFFS) A mall?

Precisely. And we believe
that one of these

shop owners is a master criminal.

And that's where you come in.

As an ex-villain, you know how
a villain thinks, how a villain acts.

The plan is to set you up undercover
at a shop in a mall, where hopefully...

Okay, I see where this is going,

with all the <i>Mission: Impossible</i> stuff,
but no. No!

I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.

I am developing a line
of delicious jams and jellies.

(CHUCKLING)

"Jams and jellies"?

Oh, attitude! That's right!

So thanks, but no, thanks.

And here's a tip. Instead of tasing
people and kidnapping them,

maybe you should just give them a call!

-Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
-Ramsbottom.

(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,
like that's any better.

-(CHUCKLING)
-Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)