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Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.70,0:00:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(GRUNTS)\N-(GASPS)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.93,0:00:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.68,0:00:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, foot is asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.69,0:00:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, pins and needles! (GROANS)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.17,0:00:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.\N-Eh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.44,0:00:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I apologize in our methods\Nin getting you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't. (CHUCKLES)\NI'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.28,0:00:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not gonna lie. I enjoyed that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every second of it.\NGave me a bit of a buzz, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.57,0:00:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough, Agent Wilde.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.76,0:00:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry.\N-Okay, this is bogus!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.60,0:01:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(CHUCKLES)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know who you people\Nthink you are, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.59,0:01:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are the Anti-Villain League.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An ultra-secret organization dedicated\Nto fighting crime on a global scale.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.89,0:01:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rob a bank, we're not interested.\NKill someone, not our deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you want to melt the polar ice caps,\Nor vaporize Mount Fuji,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.09,0:01:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even steal the Moon...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.22,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.01,0:01:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, you got\Nno proof that I did that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.94,0:01:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, after I did do that,\NI put it back!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.93,0:01:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.\NThat's why we brought you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.01,0:01:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the League's director,\NSilas Ramsbottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.93,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SNORTS) Bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.61,0:01:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.33,0:01:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hilarious. (SIGHS)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.12,0:01:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Agent Wilde?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.91,0:01:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, me now? Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.72,0:01:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab\Ndisappeared from the Arctic Circle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.86,0:02:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, the entire lab, just...\N(IMITATES WHOOSHING)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gone. Where did it go?\N-I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.86,0:02:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments\Ninvolving PX-41, a transmutation serum.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.45,0:02:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is PX-41, you ask?\NMmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.71,0:02:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(GROANS)\N-(BOTH YELP)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.51,0:02:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.40,0:02:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(GROWLS)\N-(YELLS)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.99,0:02:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ALL GROANING)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.73,0:02:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, you usually don't\Nsee that in bunnies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.51,0:02:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, in the wrong\Nhands, the PX-41 serum
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.61,0:02:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could be the most devastating\Nweapon on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.75,0:02:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(GRUNTS)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.44,0:02:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortunately, it has a very\Ndistinct chemical footprint.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.00,0:02:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And using the latest\Nchem-tracking technology,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.30,0:02:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we found traces of it,\Nin the Paradise Mall.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.58,0:02:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SCOFFS) A mall?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.96,0:03:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Precisely. And we believe\Nthat one of these
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.76,0:03:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shop owners is a master criminal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.10,0:03:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's where you come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.90,0:03:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As an ex-villain, you know how\Na villain thinks, how a villain acts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.96,0:03:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plan is to set you up undercover\Nat a shop in a mall, where hopefully...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.22,0:03:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I see where this is going,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.94,0:03:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all the {\i1}Mission: Impossible{\i0} stuff,\Nbut no. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.79,0:03:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a father now.\NAnd a legitimate businessman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.34,0:03:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am developing a line\Nof delicious jams and jellies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.25,0:03:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(CHUCKLING)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.83,0:03:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jams and jellies"?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.56,0:03:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, attitude! That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.70,0:03:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thanks, but no, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.34,0:03:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here's a tip. Instead of tasing\Npeople and kidnapping them,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.50,0:03:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you should just give them a call!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.46,0:03:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.\N-Ramsbottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.76,0:03:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,\Nlike that's any better.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.92,0:03:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(CHUCKLING)\N-Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.08,0:03:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BLOWS RASPBERRY)