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-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)

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What? Where?

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Whoa, foot is asleep.

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Ah, pins and needles! (GROANS)

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-SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
-Eh.

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I apologize in our methods
in getting you here.

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I don't. (CHUCKLES)
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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I am not gonna lie. I enjoyed that.

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Every second of it.
Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.

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That's enough, Agent Wilde.

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-Sorry.
-Okay, this is bogus!

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(CHUCKLES)

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I don't know who you people
think you are, but...

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We are the Anti-Villain League.

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An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.

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Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.

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But you want to melt the polar ice caps,
or vaporize Mount Fuji,

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or even steal the Moon...

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Then we notice.

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First of all, you got
no proof that I did that.

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Second, after I did do that,
I put it back!

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We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.
That's why we brought you here.

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I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.

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(SNORTS) Bottom.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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Hilarious. (SIGHS)

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Agent Wilde?

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Oh, me now? Ah.

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Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab
disappeared from the Arctic Circle.

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Yeah, the entire lab, just...
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)

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-Gone. Where did it go?
-I don't care.

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Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments
involving PX-41, a transmutation serum.

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What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.

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-(GROANS)
-(BOTH YELP)

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BOTH: Ah!

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-(GROWLS)
-(YELLS)

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(ALL GROANING)

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Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.

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As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum

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could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.

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(GRUNTS)

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Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.

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And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,

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we found traces of it,
in the Paradise Mall.

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(SCOFFS) A mall?

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Precisely. And we believe
that one of these

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shop owners is a master criminal.

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And that's where you come in.

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As an ex-villain, you know how
a villain thinks, how a villain acts.

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The plan is to set you up undercover
at a shop in a mall, where hopefully...

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Okay, I see where this is going,

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with all the <i>Mission: Impossible</i> stuff,
but no. No!

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I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.

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I am developing a line
of delicious jams and jellies.

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(CHUCKLING)

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"Jams and jellies"?

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Oh, attitude! That's right!

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So thanks, but no, thanks.

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And here's a tip. Instead of tasing
people and kidnapping them,

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maybe you should just give them a call!

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-Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
-Ramsbottom.

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(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,
like that's any better.

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-(CHUCKLING)
-Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)