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-(GRUNTS)[br]-(GASPS)

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What? Where?

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Whoa, foot is asleep.

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Ah, pins and needles! (GROANS)

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-SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.[br]-Eh.

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I apologize in our methods[br]in getting you here.

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I don't. (CHUCKLES)[br]I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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I am not gonna lie. I enjoyed that.

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Every second of it.[br]Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.

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That's enough, Agent Wilde.

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-Sorry.[br]-Okay, this is bogus!

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(CHUCKLES)

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I don't know who you people[br]think you are, but...

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We are the Anti-Villain League.

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An ultra-secret organization dedicated[br]to fighting crime on a global scale.

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Rob a bank, we're not interested.[br]Kill someone, not our deal.

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But you want to melt the polar ice caps,[br]or vaporize Mount Fuji,

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or even steal the Moon...

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Then we notice.

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First of all, you got[br]no proof that I did that.

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Second, after I did do that,[br]I put it back!

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We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.[br]That's why we brought you here.

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I am the League's director,[br]Silas Ramsbottom.

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(SNORTS) Bottom.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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Hilarious. (SIGHS)

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Agent Wilde?

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Oh, me now? Ah.

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Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab[br]disappeared from the Arctic Circle.

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Yeah, the entire lab, just...[br](IMITATES WHOOSHING)

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-Gone. Where did it go?[br]-I don't care.

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Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments[br]involving PX-41, a transmutation serum.

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What is PX-41, you ask?[br]Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.

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-(GROANS)[br]-(BOTH YELP)

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BOTH: Ah!

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-(GROWLS)[br]-(YELLS)

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(ALL GROANING)

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Huh, you usually don't[br]see that in bunnies.

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As you can see, in the wrong[br]hands, the PX-41 serum

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could be the most devastating[br]weapon on Earth.

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(GRUNTS)

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Fortunately, it has a very[br]distinct chemical footprint.

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And using the latest[br]chem-tracking technology,

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we found traces of it,[br]in the Paradise Mall.

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(SCOFFS) A mall?

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Precisely. And we believe[br]that one of these

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shop owners is a master criminal.

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And that's where you come in.

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As an ex-villain, you know how[br]a villain thinks, how a villain acts.

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The plan is to set you up undercover[br]at a shop in a mall, where hopefully...

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Okay, I see where this is going,

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with all the <i>Mission: Impossible</i> stuff,[br]but no. No!

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I'm a father now.[br]And a legitimate businessman.

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I am developing a line[br]of delicious jams and jellies.

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(CHUCKLING)

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"Jams and jellies"?

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Oh, attitude! That's right!

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So thanks, but no, thanks.

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And here's a tip. Instead of tasing[br]people and kidnapping them,

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maybe you should just give them a call!

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-Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.[br]-Ramsbottom.

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(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,[br]like that's any better.

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-(CHUCKLING)[br]-Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)