WEBVTT 00:00:09.714 --> 00:00:10.230 oooh 00:00:10.230 --> 00:00:11.925 Elvis Presley hidup dan bernapas 00:00:11.925 --> 00:00:12.993 Lo curi Rock and Roll 00:00:12.993 --> 00:00:14.399 dan kasih kita Rockabilly murahan 00:00:14.399 --> 00:00:15.806 Lu dansa kaya orang epilepsi 00:00:15.806 --> 00:00:16.720 pake kaki kiri doang 00:00:16.720 --> 00:00:17.348 Gua udah liat 00:00:17.348 --> 00:00:18.382 semua rekor yang loe pecahkan 00:00:18.382 --> 00:00:19.393 udah gua kalahkan 00:00:19.393 --> 00:00:20.011 Nih ada saran 00:00:20.011 --> 00:00:21.308 jangan telen seember narkoba 00:00:21.308 --> 00:00:22.646 biar gak mati di WC 00:00:22.646 --> 00:00:24.053 Ngejatuhin bongkahan Burning Love 00:00:24.053 --> 00:00:24.813 gua Bad 00:00:24.813 --> 00:00:26.097 gua Smooth Criminal 00:00:26.097 --> 00:00:26.930 Liat gua sini 00:00:26.930 --> 00:00:28.030 panggil gua Ed Sullivan 00:00:28.030 --> 00:00:29.664 nembak loe dari pinggang ke atas 00:00:29.664 --> 00:00:30.542 Liat gua moonwalk 00:00:30.542 --> 00:00:31.868 terus gua injak injak sepatu suede biru loe 00:00:31.868 --> 00:00:32.983 Bahkan abis mati 00:00:32.983 --> 00:00:34.400 gua masih dapet platinum di Blu-ray 00:00:34.400 --> 00:00:35.352 Udah ngehit 00:00:35.352 --> 00:00:36.645 sejak umur gua enam tahun. 00:00:36.645 --> 00:00:37.612 Gua raja Pop 00:00:37.612 --> 00:00:38.564 loe raja Jelly rolls 00:00:38.564 --> 00:00:39.593 Gua emang mati di toilet 00:00:39.593 --> 00:00:40.800 tapi gua sebodo amat 00:00:40.800 --> 00:00:42.160 Lo bahkan gak ada setengahnya dari 00:00:42.160 --> 00:00:43.331 rap battle rap battle yang pernah gua jabanin 00:00:43.331 --> 00:00:44.698 Satu buat monyet lo 00:00:44.698 --> 00:00:45.988 dua buat baju lo 00:00:45.988 --> 00:00:47.128 tiga buat keluarga lo 00:00:47.128 --> 00:00:48.297 empat buat hidung lo 00:00:48.297 --> 00:00:49.125 Nyerah aja deh 00:00:49.125 --> 00:00:50.557 ngomongin ABC 00:00:50.557 --> 00:00:51.381 Soalnya yang lo mau cuman 00:00:51.381 --> 00:00:52.911 ngajarin anak anak soal ehem ehem 00:00:52.911 --> 00:00:54.325 Ini udah beneran, Jacko 00:00:54.325 --> 00:00:54.767 bukannya 00:00:54.767 --> 00:00:55.372 latihan kostum 00:00:55.372 --> 00:00:56.045 Gua bakar lo 00:00:56.045 --> 00:00:56.774 kayak rambut lo 00:00:56.774 --> 00:00:57.978 di iklan pepsi 00:00:57.978 --> 00:00:59.311 Gua tau lo marah 00:00:59.311 --> 00:01:00.452 tapi gua gak ngerti 00:01:00.452 --> 00:01:01.729 Gue nyuri dari budaya kulit hitam 00:01:01.729 --> 00:01:02.845 kok lo yang sewot? 00:01:02.845 --> 00:01:04.261 Bokap lo ngehajar lo sampe dapet gold records 00:01:04.261 --> 00:01:05.064 kayak alkemis 00:01:05.064 --> 00:01:05.795 Jangan bikin gua ngehajar lo 00:01:05.795 --> 00:01:07.649 terus gua gandulin loe dari balkon 00:01:07.649 --> 00:01:08.503 ohhh 00:01:08.503 --> 00:01:09.967 Waktunya Thriller 00:01:09.967 --> 00:01:11.161 Gak ada coklat yang ilang 00:01:11.161 --> 00:01:12.108 gua cuman nambahin vanilla 00:01:12.108 --> 00:01:13.476 Gua kebut habis habisan 00:01:13.476 --> 00:01:15.120 gak bakalan berhenti sampe gua puas 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:16.658 Ngehajar pantat gembrot lo 00:01:16.658 --> 00:01:17.951 pake sarung tangan berkilau gue 00:01:17.951 --> 00:01:18.648 Ngapain lo bawa bawa 00:01:18.648 --> 00:01:19.872 ehem ehem sama anak anak 00:01:19.872 --> 00:01:20.795 padahal loe ketemu istri lo 00:01:20.795 --> 00:01:22.140 pas umurnya masih 14 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:23.078 Teros lo bikin satu anak 00:01:23.078 --> 00:01:24.709 yang nyampirin gua 00:01:24.709 --> 00:01:26.357 Gua bawa dia ke Neverland Ranch 00:01:26.357 --> 00:01:27.357 terus gua Hee-Hee 00:01:27.357 --> 00:01:29.240 Harusnya loe tetep aja di militer 00:01:29.240 --> 00:01:29.965 shamone 00:01:29.965 --> 00:01:31.606 Bahkan Tito lebih ganteng dari loe 00:01:31.606 --> 00:01:32.093 Gua nyanyi 00:01:32.093 --> 00:01:32.841 aaaahhhhhh 00:01:32.841 --> 00:01:33.362 loe nyanyi 00:01:33.362 --> 00:01:34.242 Don't Be Cruel (Jangan Kejam) 00:01:34.242 --> 00:01:35.487 Cuma ada satu mahkota 00:01:35.487 --> 00:01:36.647 biarkan sang raja berkuasa 00:01:36.647 --> 00:01:37.754 Lo serem banget deh cui 00:01:37.754 --> 00:01:39.265 suka megangin titit sendiri 00:01:39.265 --> 00:01:40.333 Gua kasih anak gua kawin sama lo 00:01:40.333 --> 00:01:41.687 karena gua tau toh gak bisa lo tidurin juga 00:01:41.687 --> 00:01:42.597 Lo pikir lo kuat? 00:01:42.597 --> 00:01:43.994 cui, lo mirip Tootie 00:01:43.994 --> 00:01:44.983 Gua bahkan lebih sangar dari loe 00:01:44.983 --> 00:01:46.480 pas maen film Blue Hawaii 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:47.524 Lo udah gila 00:01:47.524 --> 00:01:48.769 makanya mereka masukin loe ke film The Wiz 00:01:48.769 --> 00:01:49.893 Lo keliatan kayak ibu ibu menyedihkan 00:01:49.893 --> 00:01:51.258 yang ga punya masa kecil 00:01:51.258 --> 00:01:51.818 Gua cabut doloan 00:01:51.818 --> 00:01:52.892 sebelom lo nyoba bekap gua 00:01:52.892 --> 00:01:53.844 dan ngeluarin burung lo 00:01:53.844 --> 00:01:54.664 Udahan cui, 00:01:54.664 --> 00:01:55.926 Elvis keluar dari gedung 00:01:56.491 --> 00:01:58.206 Siapa yang menang? 00:01:58.206 --> 00:01:59.772 Siapa selanjutnya 00:01:59.772 --> 00:02:01.345 Lo yang tentukan