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(This Film has not been authorized or endorsed by CERN.)

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(It is purely a work of fiction)

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(Sign: CERN - Large Hadron Collider)

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[whoosing, clanking sounds]

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(Security)

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(Sign: LHC Safety interlocks [br]Danger: Do Not Deactivate)

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[Security man] Hi, it's you. You're not supposed to be here.

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[gunshot]

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[Hazy babbling voices]

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[Same voices and music with strong beat]

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[Beeping]

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[Birds chirping]

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[Man sighs]

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[knocks on door][br]> James, get up. We're late.

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[Door shuts]

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[Brushing teeth]

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[Water noises]

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> What else can I say, drunk on a Sunday night.

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> Do you remember that part last night, when Amy got on the table...[br]> That's my sister, I do not need to be reminded.

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> Where's all the food?

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[car horn]

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> Come on, let's go.

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> Come on, guys, we're going to be late.

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> Do you care to drive after your stunt last night, Amy?

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> Oh - Hi Mark![br]> You're in.

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> Not going by bus, today?[br]> Nope.

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> I - sorry, I was driving past the shops and I picked him up.

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> Oh, OK.

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> So what's the rush, anyway?

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> Some kind of emergency meeting?

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> What do you think this emergency meeting is about?

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> I don't know, but it can't be that important.

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> Go on ahead guys, I'm gonna...

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> No, Dr Niven. LHC is most important experiment of our time.

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I will not, due that unfounded theory -[br]> Unfounded? Director, my results show that -

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> Inconclusive! Your results are inconclusive at best!

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No. You'll have plenty of time for measurements when you're down in the tunnel tonight.

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> Director, we have to stop the LHC until we assess the danger.

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> No. Dr Niven, once we have fixed this problem, the LHC will run again as usual.

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Finding the Higgs is the highest priority.

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[Door shuts]

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> Why is Dr Niven going into the tunnels?

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> Why do you think the Director General said it?

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> Maybe they made a black hole.

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[Clanks of folding seats]

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> Sorry!

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> Hey![br]> Hey!

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> So did you recover from last night?

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> Yeah, you too?[br]> Mhm.

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> Wait, aren't you meant to be on your way to Barcelona by now?

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> I... might have missed my flight?

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> Oh no! [Laughs]

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> Good morning. I am professor Vichinski [spelling?], Director General of CERN.

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This meeting has been called because last night there was an emergency beam dump.

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Here we see a monopole magnet in LHC sector 7G.

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Beam sensors have detected that an unknown event caused this magnet to quench

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... an uncontrolled shut down.

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If this happens again, the results could be catastrophic.

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Due to the special circumstances, Dr. Niven is taking a team into the LHC tunnel

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to investigate the cause and see what damage there is.

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The LHC will be in shut-down, at least until the end of the week.

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Since Dr. Niven will not be available, we will need four volunteers to be on shift in the control room.

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> We'll do it.

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> Okay. You four.

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> Oh, I'm going to be in a conference in Barcelona.

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> Very well, you, you then.

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> Uh, I have an analysis note due this week so I'm not going to have time to do this.

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> The collider will be shut down, you can work in the control room.

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Report to the control room at 9p.m., that is all everybody.

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> Sucks to be you guys!

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[Typing sounds]

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[Clank]

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> Here you go.

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> Thanks.

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> They don't look like proto-decay matricies.

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> [Sighs] No.

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Dr. Nivens got me working on this Higgs bio-entanglement simulation.

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Some company gave a lot of money to CERN and I get stuck working on it.

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I've got so much work to do.

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> Listen, are you okay after last night?

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> Why?

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> You and Matt?

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> Don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, are you jealous?

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Hm, sorry.

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Listen, I better go, I've got a lot of work to do.

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[Heels clanking]

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Ugh, I'm so tired. I can't even think about work right now.

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I hope he doesn't expect me to remember anything.

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[Knocking]

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> Ahh, Lisa! Did you finish the talk?

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> Yeah, just in time.

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> I had every confidence in you.

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> Did you get a chance to look at my simulation?

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> Ah yes, problems with the simple symmetric parameter lattice...

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I think I found a way to express it differently.

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I didn't implement it in my analysis code yet, but you might like to try it.

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> It looks more complex though, I don't know if it will work on my laptop.

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> Well, we'll deal with that later if we need to.

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> Okay, thanks.

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> Anyway, I have to prepare my team for going in the tunnels and look over Lisa's talk

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so I'll talk to you later.

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And Lisa? Don't miss the plane again.

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> I won't.

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[Gate opening]

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[Footsteps]

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> Hey guys, wait.

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I'm bringing someone.

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> Who?

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> Just someone.

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> Well, we're gonna be late, so...

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> Hi!

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> Everyone, this is my girlfriend Kate. Kate, this is Matt and Connor

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and my sister Amy.

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> Hi.

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> Nice to finally meet you.

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> Finally? I didn't tell you...

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> Mom let it slip. I was waiting for you to tell me!

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> It's nice to finally meet you as well.

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> Are you coming with us?

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> I think so.

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> Yeah.

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> Okay.

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> Should we go?

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> So uh, why have you thrown away your evening away to go on shift?

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> James was gonna come meet me for dinner but then he told me that you guys had to uh...

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> Oh sorry.

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> It's okay, don't worry.

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> And how did James manage to convince you that vending machine food was going to be

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an acceptable substitute?

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[Access card beeping]

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[Gate opening]

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> Shift can sometimes be boring, are you going to be okay?

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> I told her.

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> Well, I insisted.

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> She's with me.

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> So are you guys visitors, like James?

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> Yeah, but he works on the accelerator. The rest of us are...[???]

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> Yeah, he's an engineer, and we're real physicists.

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[Amy sighs]

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> So, what do you do?

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> I'm a trained nurse.

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> I hope you're not claustrophobic, it's a long way down.

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[Kate coughs]

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[Elevator beeps]

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[Door opens]

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> Guys, I thought of a joke.

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> Ugh, another one.

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> So a chimpanzee and a sloth...

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[Door closes]

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> And then the chimpanzee's like, "Stop it, stop it!"

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[Everyone laughs]