(This Film has not been authorized or endorsed by CERN.)

(It is purely a work of fiction)

(Sign: CERN - Large Hadron Collider)

[woofing, clanking sounds]

(Sign: LHC Safety interlocks 
Danger: Do Not Deactivate)

[Security man] Hi, it's you. You're not supposed to be here.

[gunshot]

[Hazy babbling voices]

[Same voices and music with strong beat]

[Beeping]

[Birds chirping]

[Man sighs]

[knocks on door]
> James, get up.

> All right.

[Door shuts]

[Water noises]

> What else ..... drunk on the Sunday night.

> Do you want to ...... last night, when Amy gone to ...
> [overlapping]

> ..... feed (?)

[car horn]

> Come on, let's go.

> Come on, guys, we're going to be late.

> Do you care to drive ..... last night, Amy?

> Oh - Hi Mark!
> You're in.

> Not going by bus, today?
> No.

> I - sorry, I was driving past the shops and I picked him up.

> OK.

> So what's the rush, anyway?

> Some kind of emergency meeting?

[Music: also continues over credits]

(H2ZZ Productions Presents)

(Zoë Hatherell)

(Tom Procter)

(Stewart Martin-Haugh)

(Sara Mahmoud)

(and William P. Martin)
(Sign: Flagpole Car Park - Parking des drapeaux
P+R CERN - Bienvenue au CERN)

(Decay)

(Ed Friesen 
Kurt Rinnert)

(Casting by Ellie Davies)

(Original Music by Tom McLaughlan)

(Assistant Director Clara Nellist)

(Production Designer Johannes Ebke
Stunts / Choreography Hugo Day)

(Makeup by Rob Cantrill
1st Assistant Camera Joseph McCartin)

(Sound Design 
Luke Thompson Frank Allen-Battensby Alex Clarkson)

(Editor and Director of Photography
Burton DeWilde)

(Co-Directed by Michael Mazur)

(Produced by Michael Mazur, Luke Thompson and Burton DeWilde)

(Written and Directed by Luke Thompson)

> What do you think this emergency meeting is about?

> I don't know, but it can't be that important.

> [? didn't get that]

> No, Dr Niven: RHC (?) is most important experiment of our time.

I will not, due that unfounded theory -
> Unfounded? Director, my results show that -

> Inconclusive! Your results are inconclusive at best!

No. You'll have plenty of time for measurements when you're down in the tunnel tonight.

> Director, we have to stop the LHC until we assess the danger.

> No. Dr Niven, once we have fixed this problem, the LHC will be going again as usual.

Finding the Higgs is the highest priority.

[Door shuts]

> Why is Dr Niven going into the tunnels?

> Why do you think the Director General said it?

> Maybe they made a black hole.

[Clanks of folding seats]

> Sorry

> Hey!
> Hey!