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If I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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well, I'd buy you a house

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I would buy you a house

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and if I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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buy you furniture for your house

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maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

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and if I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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well I'd buy you a k-car

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a nice reliant automobile

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and if I had a million dollars

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I'd buy your love

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if I had a million dollars

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I'd build a tree fort in our yard

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if I had a million dollars

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you could help me

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it wouldn't be that hard

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If I had a million dollars

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maybe we could put a little tiny bridge in there somewhere

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we could just go up there and hang

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like open the fridge and stuff

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there would be foods laid out for us

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with little pre-wrapped sausages and things

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hmmm

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they have pre-wrapped sausages

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but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

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ok...you blame'em?

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yeahhh!

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If I had a million dollars

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if i had a million dollars

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well, I'd buy you a fur coat

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but not a real fur coat

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that's cruel

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and if I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

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yep...like a lama

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or an emu

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and if i had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

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oooh all them crazy elephant bones

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and if I had a million dollars

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I'd buy your love

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If I had a million dollars

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we wouldn't have to walk to the store

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If I had a million dollars

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we'd take a limousine cause it costs more

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if I had a million dollars

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we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

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but we would eat kraft dinner

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of course we would

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we would just eat more

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and buy really expensive ketchups with it

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that's right

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all the fancy

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dijon ketchup...hmmmm

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If I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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I'd buy you a green dress

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but not a real green dress

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that's cruel

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and if I had a million dollars

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if I had a million dollars

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well, I'd buy you some art

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a Picaasso or a Garfunkel

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If I had a million dollars

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If I had a million dollars

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well, i'd buy you a monkey

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haven't you always wanted a monkey

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if I had a million dollars

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I'd buy your love

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If I had a million dollars

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If I had a million dollars

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If I had a million dollars

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If I had a million dollars

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If I had a million dollars

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I'd be rich