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Gerichtet an die erste post-kommunisitische Generation.
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BEOGRAD, SERBIEN Herbst, 1996.
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Wieder zusammen, ha brate?
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Švabas Stimme klang so als wäre er Unterwasser.
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Meine Wunden bluteten wieder.
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Fühlt sich so an als bissen sie die Bandagen durch.
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Das lag an dem Kaliber.
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Ein Kaliber von dem die Wunden schwer verheilen.
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Švaba liebte das Kaliber. Jebi ga, der Junge hatte Geschmack.
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Gut dich wieder zu sehen, mein Freund.
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Svaba, mein Bruder.
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Egal... wie nennt man das hier ? -Konsequenzen.
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Nein, wenn man richtig am Arsch ist. -Umstände.
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GENAU. Scheiß drauf,
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Das wichtige ist das wir wieder zusammen sind.
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Ich war immer der Auffassung, dass Shvaba
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viele lustige und interessante Sachen von sich gab...
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Aus dem Weg, ihr verfickten Mäuschen!
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...Wenn er es mit den richtigen Worten nicht so schwer hätte.
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Darum, muss ich wohl die Geschichte erzählen.
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Gehen wir 5 Jahre zurück. Anschnallen! Wir heben ab!
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BEOGRAD, SERBIEN, Herbst, 1991 .
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WUNDEN - RANE
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Svaba und ich wuchsen in einer ziemlich schäbigen Gegend auf.
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Plattenbaublocks. Versteht ihr?
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Wenn nicht, Fickt euch doch einfach.
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Wir müssen die Rollen verteilen.
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Warum muss ich immer der Kroate sein?
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Dein Vater war Ustasha.
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Er war Slovene. - Selbe Scheiße, andere Verpackung.
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Was stimmt nicht mit dir?
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DiaboIa... -Wir sind keine Kinder mehr, die sich mit
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Steinen bewerfen. - Deine Mutter war Slowenin, ne?
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Hab gehört Sloweninen ficken bis sie in Ohnmacht fallen.
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Shvaba macht nur Spaß, sie lutschen nur gut.
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Blas mir ein!
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Ustasha Fotze!
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Ustashan Fotze!
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Shiptar!
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Shiptar!
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Shiptar...
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Kleine Fotze!
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Shiptar!
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DiaboIa.
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Muschi!
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Ich bin kein Kroate!
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Serbe auch nicht! Serben weinen nicht wie Fotzen.
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Verstehst du? -Ja.
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Bruder hörst du? Unsere kommen! SRBIJA!
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Jetzt bist du gefickt!
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Diesen Herbst, wollte jeder aus der Nachbarschaft
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die Panzer die nach Kroatien fuhren sehen.
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Naja, fast.
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Verfickte Panzer, Sie dir den Abschaum an!
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Meine Mutter war nicht begeistert.
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Schade um all die Blumen...
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Meine Vater war sauer, weil das Militär ihn in
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Frühpension steckte. 30 Jahre auf Krieg warten
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und dann nicht ma den Zeh reinhalten.
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Baba, sie sind cool oder?
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Shvabas Oma war auch kein Fan. Nichts neues.
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Für Oma war das ne Wiederholung.
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Guten Morgen, Nachbar.
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Wenn du diesen Mist noch einmal hier runterfegst...
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Wirst du mir den Schwanz lutschen und dabei putzen!
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Du Hure! Das ist nicht dein Plumpsklo Dubrovnik,
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Das ist Srbija! -Ratte! -Srbija, du Abschaum!
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Lern Recht und Ordnung!
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Du hast es verwechselt. Ihr letzter Mann war Kroate,
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Sie's unsere. -Unsere, mein Arsch, mit dem Benehmen!
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Besser du würdest ne Waffe nehmen
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und unsere Leute beschützen. -Fick dich!
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Aber sie haben dich gefeuert, Weichei.
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Weil du nen Knacks hast. -Lutsch meine Eier!
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Neben Panzern und Nachrichten,
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war jeder an Dijabolas Mama interessiert.
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Lydia arbeitet im TV, Leute.
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Sie wird später noch wichtig.
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Für jetzt, prägt sie euch einfach gut ein, genauso wie ich.
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Was machst du, du Idiot! -Sohnemann!
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Ich begann zu wichsen dieses Jahr.
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Zur gleichen Zeit nahmen wir Vukovar auseinander.
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Fickt sie... Gibt ihnen.
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Sie zerstören die Stadt.
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Wenn wir die Ustashi los sind,
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Bauen wir es schöner nochmal auf, wie Paris.
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Die Befreiung vom serbischen Vukovar
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aus den Klauen der Ustasha-Monster
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wird eine unausweichliche Realität.
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Paris, ein Witz. Noch besser. Nicht wahr, UgIjesha?
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Die Bürger kommen aus ihren Kellern
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um ihre Befreier zu grüßen mit Blumen, Freudentränen
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und 1000enden Danksagungen.
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Ein Jahr später zerfetzten wir Sarajevo.
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Und man stelle uns unter Sanktionen.
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Du wirst sehen, wenn die CIA ihre Satellitenbilder macht
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und wir trotz Sanktionen so fett sind, dass man uns erkennt!
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CIinton!
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Eines der größten Verbrechen in der Menschheitsgeschichte:
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Yugoslavia wurde hart von der
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INTERPOL bestraft.
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Aber ungerechte und grundlose Sanktionen, brechen Serbien nicht,
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UNSERE LEUTE sagen mit Stolz:
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Niemand kann uns was, wir sind stärker als das Schicksal,
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die die uns nicht mögen, lass sie hassen ...
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Die Weisheit ist macht das Volk stärker
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als die amerikanischen Streitmächte.
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Er hat sich wieder eingeschlossen! Sohnemann...
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Wenn ich die Toilette unter Sanktionen stelle, dann
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scheißt du draußen. Raus mit dir!
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Ich gab keinen Fick auf Sanktionen oder der Krieg.
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Im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes.
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Ich habe mir Minimum 5-mal am Tag einen runtergeholt!
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Komm da raus! -Geht es dir gut, mein Sohn?
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Was bietet das Leben einem 13 Jährigen?
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Nur wichsen!
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Komm da raus bevor dir die Füße einschlafen!
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ÜBER IDOLE
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Mein Vater hatte auch seine Idole.
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Erst geiferte er einen Kroaten an, Tito.
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Dann hatte er ein Auge auf Miloševic geworfen,
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So wie jeder andere in der Nachbarschaft.
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Nachbar, geb Ruh! - Sieh dir an was ich aufhänge.
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Wenn es dir nicht gefällt. Häng ich dich auf meinen Schwanz, Kolleg!
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Dreckiger Opportunist!
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Ist dir wieder schlecht, mein Sohn?
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Scheiß Demokraten! Is das leise genug, eh?!
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Die Dinge, die wir Kinder mochten. waren viel bodenständiger.
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Unser Held war der Nachbar von nebenan.
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Wie war's?
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Crazy Kure kommt von einer Geschäftsreise aus Deutschland.
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Der Westen ist ein Wunder, ich nehm euch mal da mit.
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Ich will nach München.
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Munich, Frankfort, DusseIdorf, CoIogne...
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Shvaba, komm her!
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Hat dich jmd. geärgert, eh? Schau her!
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Danke Onkel Kure! -Onkel Kure
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Soll ich dir dein Auto waschen?
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Mach dich fort, Vierauge!
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Wohin starst Shvaba Shvaba? Zieh dir das rein!
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Kann Pinki mit? -Er?
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Versace...
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Ja, ok. Komm schon, Shvaba.
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Pinki, dein Vater ruft dich. -Keine Sorge, liebe Frau,
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ich mach ihnen Vanillepudding. Pinki? Komischer Name...
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Ist von meinem Vater.
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Als Kind mochte mein Vater Partisanen und Revolutionen,
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Schwört einen Eid, Kindersoldaten...
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Einen der euch bindet, verstehst?
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Banditen!
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Banditen!
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Banditen! Auweia!
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Kamerad Pinki...
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Lutsch mein Schwanz, Kamerad Stojan!
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Man sagt der echte Pinki war gut mit Bomben. Vielleicht.
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Vielleicht bevorzugt dieser Knarren, Leute!
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Wo war ich...?
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Ah ja, woher ich meinen Namen hab.
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lch wurde am 4.Mai 1980 geboren,
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Am selben Tag als der Kroate, Tito abkratzte.
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Wir haben uns die Augen ausgeheult, Leute.
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Lass es raus mein Sohn, lass es raus.
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Wir nennen dich nach ihm:
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Tito... S. Mucibabic.
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Glücklicherweise waren alle auf der Babystation schockiert.
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Sie wollten ihn festnehmen wegen Präsidentenbeleidigung.
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Alles klar Kameraden, Ich hab meine Meinung geändert,
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Wir nennen. ihn Ramiz.
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Nein, Pinki. Nenn ihn Pinki!
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Pinki!
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lch wurde bis an mein Lebensende gebrandmarkt, Leute!
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lch wusste ich war für was großes bestimmt.
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Passt zu dir.
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Zieh das aus und komm her, Kind.
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Zieh dir das rein?
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Mir scheint du würdest meine Kleine ficken?
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Lass das, Kure.
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oh sicher würdest du.
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Kure schick die Kinder nach Hause?
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Lass die Kinder was lernen. -Lass das!
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Weißt du wie man diese Art von Täubchen behandelt?
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Nimmst du sie ins Museum?
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Was willst du in einem Museum, du kleiner Pisser?
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Hast du dich nie gefragt warum die in alten
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Ami-Streifen nicht bummsen? Das ist weil Kagny und Bogy
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ihre Geheimnisse nicht zeigen wollten.
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Spuck das Kaugummi aus!
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Ficken is Kunst. Pass auf! Phase eins:
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Der Nacken. Ein ernster Job, 3 bis 8 Sekunden.
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Kure... -Lass das! Sieh her...
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Bitte nicht vor den Kindern.
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Phase zwei, Die Anaestesie,
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Das Ohr: 10 bis 15 Sekunden!
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Wo starrt ihr hin ihr kleinen Bastarde?
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Geh runter!
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Unterbrich mich nicht! Wo war ich?
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Wo war ich?! -Die Anaesthesie.
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Phase drei, Fantasie!
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Hand... krabbelt, krabbelt... -Fick dich.
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Guck, die Anästhesie wirkt schon. -Fick dich.
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Du verdammter Bastard, Kure!
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Sie was du gemacht hast, Du Wichser!
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Was ein Temperament!
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Ich muss sie heiraten, wirklich. -Wirklich?
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Du Kuh! Komm her.
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Wirklich? -Komm her.
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Tut es weh?
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Sei nicht lächerlich.
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Warum hast du mir nicht gesagt, dass es dich stört?
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Du bist so komisch.
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Guck ma wie gestresst ich bin, Ich zitter. -Beruhig dich.
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Kinder, ab nach Hause.
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Onkel Kure, wie fickst du jetzt?
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Kevin Keegan!
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Kure ist nicht geisteskrank. Mach die Tür zu... Mein Schatz.
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Meine blutende Hand krabbelt... -Du kitzelst mich.
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Ficken is Kunst.
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Natürlich war Kure geisteskrank,
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jemand der 100 die Stunde lebt,
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Der keinen Fick gibt auf alles.
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Mutter, kauf mir eine Pistol um meinen Man zu töten,
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der mir fremdgeht jede nacht.
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Mutter, kauf die Spritze, ich vergifte meinen Mann.
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Shvaba war aus ein bisschen so - ein Geisteskranker. Ruhiger Kerl,
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aber nicht gut Kirschen essen.
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Bring ihn um Shvaba, schlag ihm sein Hirn raus!
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Hacke, Shvaba, Hacke!
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Darum mochte ihn Kure.
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Lass ihn Shvaba!
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Um ihn aufzuschlitzen, er schläft wo anders jede Nacht,
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Mutter, kauf ein Messer.
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Mutter, ein Messer!
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Sing weiter!
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Los!
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Nicht aufhören!
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Weißt du, in der Schule hatte ich nur Einsen.
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Das ist warum Waffen für mich sekundär waren!
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Vielleicht sogar tertiär. An erster Stelle...
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Am alle wichtigsten ist das Geschäft.
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Pepper ist ein richtig alter Sack!
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Als ob du davon Bescheid weißt! Nimm die Scheiße weg.
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Und da war Arbeit überall in Europa.
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You're Iying through your fucking teeth. Get Iost, Rex!
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A few of us were in fact representing serbian culture.
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CooI down, Kure. -Shut it!
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We were building up this country's image.
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Listen to this cant taIking out of this arse!
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We used to watch ''The Beat of the Street''
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every Wednesday at Kure's. For us kids it was
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as popular as ''Beverly Hills'', even more than ''Red Star''.
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l still have fond memories of some of those trips.
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Frakfort on Mine, Munich, dusseldorf, Bundesbank,
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Offenbach, piggy bank, dortmund...
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He's the biggest fucking cunt grass.
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Grassing peopIe up took first, second and third
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pIace with you, mate! -You know, in the West,
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a serb was treated like a gentleman.
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I'II put an end to this boIIocks, you cunt!
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SEVEN DAYS LATER
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78, 79, 80...
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And now our neighbour Lydia returns to our story.
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Here she is, foIks, isn't she a star?
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Lydia used to bring all the top criminals, mobsters,
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our idols in fact, onto her programme.
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Let's see which sIime-baII's on this week.
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Look at him! Are you counting, Shvaba?
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Who, l hope, would open his heart to you and to me.
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Stole, draw!
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Where did she get this peasant from?
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He shouIdn't be on a kids show!
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Are you counting, Svaba?
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At that time we fought according to a certain code,
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fists only, but it wasn't always fair play.
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Here's an example for your viewers.
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Stole, you cant! What a gentleman!
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And what about poor Zvonce, whom you shot from behind!?
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God rest his souI.
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Don't upset yourseIf Kure, pIease! -Who's getting upset?
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Who? -Don't, Kure!
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Give us a fag, kid!
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Once me and my friend Zvonce fell out
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and agreed to settle things in a civilised way...
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Give us a fag!
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...with fists, just the two of us!
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Robber! Knight, my arse!
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When l get there l see two parked cars and say to myself:..
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Shvaba, have I reached hundred and fifty yet?
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Even more!
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l say to myself: Well done, but that's impossible.
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sounds exciting.
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Hey kids, wouId you give Lydia one?
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I heard that! -Quiet, in there.
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of course not, she's DiaboIa's Mum.
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Why d'you fantasise about her when you wank, then?
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That's not the same, is it, uncIe Kure?
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WeII, Iads, that's a phiIosophicaI question.
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Bring that kid aIong, I want to meet him.
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You go on, he is asIeep!
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oh, no, not that camoufIage business again.
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Don't go, Kure, it's dangerous!
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What's wrong with you, I'm onIy going hunting...
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for bunny rabbits!
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Be brave... Heroes,
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let's finish them off.
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They won't surrender.
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show them all your strength and power,
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as you did all along.
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Be brave, they're definitely broken!
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Get up, you Iazy sods!
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I'm bIeeding whiIe you're sIeeping!
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I'II draft you aII! You Iazy bastards!
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Everybody down in five minutes!
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Inspection! Fitness training for the body. And the spirit!
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Kure! Ugh, bIood!
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It's not mine, it's from the bunny rabbit.
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A souvenir for you... Shvaba, come here!
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What d'you want? -You said there'd be an inspection.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Shvaba, take this in.
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Kure, where's my microwave? -Give us a Iist next time!
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Neighbour, how was the weekend?
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Was there any fighting?
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Everything for mother Serbia, everything!
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My universities: M. Gorki G. Pinki (G = Giza)
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Come on. Put your head here.
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Don't breathe.
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Can you here anything? -Yes, I can, uncIe Kure.
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What can you hear? You can hear my arse!
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Listen. It's on and you can't hear it.
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Kure's bought a BMW, folks.
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GoIden hands! Give us that!
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Not that... I'II make a man out of you yet.
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It's a miracIe what a man can do with his ten fingers!
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And remember, every skiII is worth its weight in goId!
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How could l explain to him,
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that me and shvaba were already learning our trade?
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Shitting yourseIves, eh? Watch this, you pussies!
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Like in ''The BattIe of Neretva''.
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When the Chetniks rode into battIe
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and those partisan cunts hid behind the gravestones!
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There goes SIy. -UncIe Kure...
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Come here. Have you ever seen ''The BattIe of Neretva''?
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You arsehoIes haven't got a cIue!
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D'you think I couId shoot a bit?
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What did your Mum say, when am I gonna be on the show?
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She said that Rat, Pepper and Bones are on first.
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of course, if they survive that Iong. -of course.
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And me? When's my turn?
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Go on, spit it out! -WeII... She says...
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you're not in the same cIass.
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That's what she says, is it?
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Have you seen ''The Godfather''?
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You haven't got a cIue!
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Go home!
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Rat, Pepper...
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So you think that's funny?
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Do you, you cunts?
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That's not very nice, is it?
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You're my friends, your Iaughter hurts me.
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I've decided to share the pain with you. Shvaba...
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Lets pIay... ''steeI fists''.
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D'you want it now or straight away? -Straight away.
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Who's a hard nut then? ''Enter the Dragon'', eh?
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Want some more? -Yes.
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You do, do you?
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Come on, then. -No probs, uncIe Kure.
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Is that enough for you, peasant?
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Not yet! -Not yet!
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Hang on, there's no hurry.
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Right, now... off you go.
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Come on, Shvaba.
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That's right, you're reaIIy hard, Shvaba.
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A beating can be a good thing, foks.
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lt is a good way of checking if you're a man or a pussy.
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The problem is that most people find out
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they're a pussy.
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You want be seeing that bastard any more!
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Do you wanna be a criminaI?
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Stojan, you've Iost count! -No, I'm counting to myseIf.
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That's fifty, Stojan!
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Kevin Keegan!
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Kevin Keegan! Kevin Keegan!
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That was the end of wanking, real life had begun.
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Kevin, d'you want a Iick?
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Kure, how many more of these morons do I have to do
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for hundred marks. I didn't know it'd be such hard work.
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Let the kid enjoy himseIf and stop taIking crap.
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How did I do it, uncIe Kure? -Very good, peasant.
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Shagging's an art. Go on, give it a wash.
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Get a move on, kid.
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What's up with you, you cunt, shitting yourseIf, eh?
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Thank God for that. Next!
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WeII done, Iad.
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What are you staring at? Go for it!
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Come on, kid, you're the Iast one.
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Have you faIIen in Iove?
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Come cIoser.
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What're you doing, eh?
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Kure, he can't do it! -What d'you think, he can't do it?
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Get Iost, geek!
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UnbeIievabIe! What are we gonna do about it?
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Get your pants off!
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oK, no probIems.
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Don't worry, Kure'II sort you out!
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Be quiet!... AIternative medicine!
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Come here. -Don't, uncIe Kure...!
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Concentrate, stand up straight... Shut up!
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SureIy we won't go to the doctor's because of this.
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This isn't America. ProbIem soIved.
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Wow, a shish kebab! Come on, go for it!
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Kure, the kid's is doing it! -Give it to her, Iad.
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Go on, cunt! Sing! -Kevin Keegan!
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l'd be lying to you if l didn't tell you
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that at one moment l felt sorry for diabola.
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But that was just for a short, fleeting moment.
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As Kure says, you're either fucking or being fucked,
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there's nothing in-between.
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A rebeIIion of mice, foIk. This isn't our war.
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Did you watch the Iatest ''The Beat of the Street''?
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LittIe Lemon sIagged us off.
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Kids are getting nasty these days.
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I'm sorry that Kure never made it on the show.
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He was reaIIy into the idea.
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Who gives a fuck about him, the cunt.
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Get the fuck out of the way, bIoody mice!
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If onIy the sanctions wouId Iast a bit Ionger,
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we'd be made.
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Look at that beauty, eh?
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What's going on here?
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Look at Peppers's Merc. -500 E, hand made. -Shut it!
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Did you watch the Iatest ''The Beat of the Street''?
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Wasn't Bones fuII of shit?
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Pepper, mate, this is a highway robbery!
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What're you doing?!
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You're a fast one, kid. -Give me that gun!
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Haven't I toId you before
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not to interrupt me whiIe I'm taIking!
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Sorry, Pepper. -Let's caII Bones and have some fun.
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What the fuck are you pIaying at?
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D'you know who I am? -I do.
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Here's five grand now. Come and get the rest tomorrow.
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Why are you fucking with me? I'm not one of your jerks!
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Come out and Iets fight for it Iike in the good oId days!
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Keep this shit.
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AII that taIks about good oId days!
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The nostaIgia'II kiII you.
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HeIIo? Bones?
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I couId've bIown that cunt's brains out, uncIe Kure.
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He deserved it!
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I'II beat the shit out of you in two years!
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There's not enough time, son. 1 995 is a Iong way off.
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Let's do it now! - Fuck off! Go home!
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That petroI's dodgey, get the hose and suck it out!
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Dodgy, ah? Here you are, drink it!
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What're you pIaying at, stop it!
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PIaning a budget is the art of survivaI in the difficuIt
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circumstances our country is facing.
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Pension, five hundred and sixty four biIIion,
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eight hundred and thirty two miIIion,
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four hundred and thirty five thousand,
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four hundred and seventy five and a haIf dinars.
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Write this down: CounciI tax, one biIIion,
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TV Iicence, five biIIion,
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food, not a Iot, but heaIthy, twenty eight biIIion...
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Cross out UgIjeshas eight miIIion.
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EIectricity, twenty five biIIion. Heating...
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What heating, fucking bastards! !
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That's impossibIe! You and your maths!
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Do it again!
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Something's wrong. Do it again.
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EIectricity...
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Do it again, but without the eIectricity.
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Pension, five hundred and sixty four biIIion...
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Golden Hand used to bullshit that '93 was the worst year
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in the history of the serbian nation.
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l couldn't've give a toss about the nation, folks.
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For me and shvaba it was the best year.
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ln one summer we grew ten centimetres.
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Just the right amount, folks!
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dope, folks! An expanding market economy.
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lt was a great year for this line of work.
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lnflation at fuck knows what percent.
484
People lost everything they had.
485
It's ready, uncIe Kure!
486
Kure, the kid said that the scag's ready.
487
compared to others, Kure was lucky.
488
He only become smack head.
489
Shut up! Use your wiIIpower! Count to twenty.
490
one, two, three... eight...
491
It's about Ninana. Thirty five stab wounds.
492
Your first Iove has gone.
493
Not so fast.
494
Don't Kure, why're you being Iike that?
495
Pinki, come on.
496
Look at the tits I bought her, two grand each.
497
Suzy, show the kids the Grand Canyon.
498
Can I go first, Kure?
499
I've got a concert tonight, how am I gonna sing?
500
oK scum, shoot her up!
501
Sing, Suzy, sing!
502
Thanks, Kure.
503
Look at my Suzy, the first vein of BeIgrade. And wider.
504
l put a gun in his mouth, he started mumbling...
505
How can you be bothered?
506
l told him, you should see a speech therapist, mate.
507
Sing!
508
''For the Serbian forces, that was the onIy way...''
509
Bravo! See you, peasants!
510
Let's go.
511
Don't. -Look at the state of him!
512
Look at him!
513
ln serbia, in this trade, you graduate by shooting
514
your teacher. We didn't have a hope in hell of graduating.
515
Kure was making sure of that.
516
Mr. Pinki, how's schooI going?
517
Suck my dick, you oId fart.
518
slowly we've been taking over the whole neighborhood.
519
Nevenka, come and watch the news!
520
lt took my stupid dad ten years to make it
521
from a first sergeant to a sergeant mayor.
522
And look at me, folks, then judge who got it right!
523
So you're moving to SIovenia, eh?
524
No, to the posh part of town.
525
Give us a ring sometime.
526
We've got a job for you. -oK -See you.
527
Darko, Iet's get out of here. Get that Iorry moving.
528
What are you offering that pratt a job for,
529
he'II have the pigs onto us!
530
Who's there?
531
The big bad woIf and the LittIe Red Riding Hood!
532
Where've you been 'tiII now? -At schooI, on detention.
533
Gran, give us something to scoff!
534
Get Iost! -Don't pick on Madonna.
535
Our base was at shvaba's, he lived alone with his Granny.
536
lf you don't count the hens.
537
In '41 in the middIe of the night, Ustashas came into
538
Crnici and cut the throats of about two hundred peopIe.
539
The murdering bustards!
540
Somehow I managed to escape, got to the river,
541
jumped into the water, Iooked and sow...
542
What did you see, Granny?
543
Kids have you got a cigarette for Granny?
544
Here you are, Granny, an American one.
545
AngIo-American?
546
WeII, Granny, where were we? -oh, yes, Ustashas!
547
TeII us, Granny, did they cut your throat or not?
548
I saw them running after me.
549
Somehow I managed to swim across the Rzava.
550
Shit, what a name - Rzava! -Rzava, I aImost drowned.
551
Where's that, is it in DisneyIand?
552
There was a fuII moon, wouId you fucking beIieve it,
553
everything was Iit up!
554
And Ustashas, with those big knives in their theets...
555
Wow, Granny, Iook at that. A Jedi!
556
What a story, Granny! We'II get you some coke tomorrow.
557
I'd rather have a cock, son.
558
Look at the way they're pIaying... Like red-Indians!
559
Indians! Gimme a bear.
560
And you're red-Indians, too. Brought up
561
on this reservation, in this condom of a country!
562
And you strike fucking attitudes. Doing a job, eh?
563
What d'you think you're doing, you fucking cant!
564
What the fuck d'you want?
565
UncIe Kure, there's a fat faggot here
566
wants a word with you.
567
Where is he, the pig?
568
Did I get him?
569
of course, uncIe Kure, you're the bizz!
570
of course I am, you Apache!
571
When I remember... DusseIdorf, Bundesbank,
572
in the middIe of the day...
573
I just went in, good morning, three grand better off...
574
Do you know how much is it? I mean... quantitative?
575
The pigs came, speciaI branches...
576
I jumped out of the widow, somersauIted,
577
open fracture, didn't feeI a thing!
578
What's that? -A fIy, uncIe Kure.
579
That was business.
580
Not Iike you, drug pushing.
581
In my time that was dishonourabIe.
582
They knew what honour was then.
583
Now there's onIy shit Ieft.
584
Pinki, get rid of those fIies that are pestering
585
uncIe Kure! Show some respect!
586
Good morning, uncIe Kure. -Red-Indians!
587
Bogi, Kagny, CIint
588
and UncIe Kure'II aIways be cowboys for you!
589
At your age, I screwed a bIack girI in Amsterdam.
590
It's not worth mentioning the EiffeI Tower.
591
D'you Comanches know how a reaI bIack girI shag?
592
The fuck you do!
593
A fIy, eh!
594
Pepper!
595
Where are you, pussy? I've been waiting for you.
596
Hide and seek, eh?
597
one, two, three...
598
Neighbour...
599
You'II wake everyone up.
600
When the Serbian peopIe were going through hard times,
601
Kure feIt their pain Iike reaI patriotic Serb.
602
Like many of us, he decided to heIp our peopIe to defend
603
hearth and home, aIong with our ancestor's graves.
604
Ljubisa Kurcubic Kure, in a word, a knight
605
in a shining armour, a true patriot!
606
He was a good man. Handsome. -And Serb. -Tosser.
607
Not an ordinary man, a big man!
608
He had a great heart. -Here's our obituary:
609
''UncIe Kure, up there from the HoIIy Iand,
610
you'II see us with his baIIs in hand''.
611
You're a poet, Pinki. Who d'you think did it?
612
The one who wrote the Iongest obituary...
613
or the one who's making the speech.
614
Good bIess him.
615
''BIack Raven''.
616
Hey, Ljubisa, BIack Raven,
617
you've found a home forever.
618
We're Iate! You're in deep shit now!
619
Get a move on, pratts!
620
Look, the coffin's gone!
621
Excuse me, I'm from the TV, we're Iate.
622
WouId it be a probIem to dig him up again,
623
so I can fiIm it. -Look it's her from the teIIy!
624
Pepper, so you're stiII aIive then!
625
oh, it's you, Liki, you scam bag!
626
Fuck yourseIf! My condoIences.
627
I'm reaIIy sorry he didn't make it onto my show.
628
Another time.
629
Wreath, cIose up on the cross, and make your own way home.
630
You've reaIIy grown, now you're reaI young man.
631
Did you ask her? -Ask what?
632
Which one of us was the better fuck? -Yes I did.
633
She said we were very different. -That's no answer.
634
I agree... But I won't be abIe to ask her again.
635
The Iast round, Kure!
636
I'II find that cunt!
637
You'II kiII the bastard.
638
Thanks, uncIe Pepper. -See you.
639
Come on, you junkie scum!
640
D'you know why they caIIed him crazy Kure?
641
They say that when he was on ''The Beat of the Street''
642
he grabbed one of Lydia's tits! -Kure was never
643
on ''The Beat of the Street''. Get Iost!
644
Come on, scumbag. Look at the state of you.
645
I'II take to the raiIway station
646
and Iet aII the deadbeats screw you.
647
or I'II screw you with an eIectric saw.
648
HeIIo, uncIe Pepper. -HeIIo.
649
Who are they? -Kures's kids.
650
AII these new kids are the same? AwfuI!
651
Shvaba, are you mad or what? Come on!
652
Is he different? -What's the fuck with you?!
653
Is he different? -What do you care?
654
I've got rid of aII the geer.
655
You're not the same, reaIIy you're not.
656
Am I the same? -Look at Shvaba, producing eggs.
657
Am I the same?!
658
Why don't you have more faith in yourseIf?
659
You can't come if you don't respect yourseIf.
660
You'II end up with an inferiority compIex.
661
Go and keep Gran company for a bit.
662
Let's ask Granny if she thinks you're the same.
663
Gran!
664
Gran, this here is a naturaI remedy for bIocked sinuses.
665
Is it that ''UncIe Joe's'' cure''?
666
No, I got it straight from JaiIbird himseIf.
667
It feeIs good, eh Granny? Sweet marjoram.
668
l looked at shvabas Gran.
669
she looked really sweet at that moment.
670
And then l thought of another old woman,
671
some shit from the school.
672
That famous murder of an oId Iady, and her kiIIer,
673
RaskoInikov, entered the history books
674
in the way the American fiIm never wiII. Dostoyevsky...
675
For two months, leper face talked bollocks about some
676
fella who did some granny in. And then he apparently
677
wondered if he should've done it in the first place.
678
Man, a whole book about doing some old woman in!
679
What if he'd bumped off some great-looking chick?
680
Would they fuck've put that on the curriculum!
681
Then the first time l killed someone came into my mind...
682
There was no should l, shouldn't l,
683
l just went for it. But l didn't feel the need
684
to write a book about it. Me and writing...
685
What a strange smell a gun has when you kill someone with it,
686
or am l imagining things...
687
Here l go again, telling the story from the end...
688
instead of how it all started.
689
Quiet Nevenka, the kid'II hear us!
690
Shut up whiIe I'm fucking you.
691
Eh, Bertha... Good Iuck on our first break-in!
692
diabola had tipped us off about some old guy, Stubac,
693
one of his Mum's friends, a news presenter.
694
Look, he's fIoating!
695
What did DiaboIa say the combination was?
696
23rd September,'87. Two...three...nine...
697
What's that? The Iast time he got his and away?
698
The date of some congress, who gives a toss?
699
23.9.1 987 - SIobodan MiIosevic comes to power in Serbia.
700
A great combination!
701
Readies!
702
WouId you fuck me, eh, mate? -of course.
703
Fat head, switch that off, I can't see a bIoody thing!
704
SiIver medaI for you, Granddad! -Who are you?
705
Hoards of Ustashan cut-throats and MusIim fanatics.
706
We've come to brake your baIIs for sIagging
707
us off on the news! Take your cIothes off!
708
Who d'you work for? It's not about money, is it?
709
What they say about my visits to Knin is aII rubbish.
710
I'm IoyaI! Can I invite Zikica?
711
Is he the one I fucked? -Look at the swan, Granddad!
712
Kid, give me the gun!
713
This is real killing!
714
Look at him, mate. Dead!
715
Are you interested to know who Zikica is?
716
Let her have it!
717
You're on ''The Beat of the Street'' next Wednesday, oK?
718
Us?
719
Yes. Why?
720
oK. -Now one practicaI advice.
721
Shoot him in the head to make it Iook Iike a cop kiIIing.
722
Did you hear that, you fat head!
723
D'you know haw IoveIy the MaIdives are,
724
even IoveIier than Dubrovnik! -LoveIier than what?
725
I'II see you on Wednesday.
726
Fuck it, man!
727
We're on the show, us! !
728
Look at the swan!
729
Are you hungry? Gran, have you been to the shops?
730
What's the matter with you?
731
You didn't find the stash under the mattress, did you?
732
Gran, do you hear me?
733
Didn't I teII you to keep the drugs away from her!
734
It's not that, Iook at the teIIy.
735
She's in a state 'cos of the Ustashas.
736
Knin is now under the control of croatian Troops.
737
civilians and serbian army left the city.
738
serbian soldiers offer heavy resistance
739
in this area. croatian forces in Kraina...
740
There were others who didn't take the fall of Kraina well.
741
This is a betrayaI, you bastards!
742
You betrayed the sacred Serbian Iand of Kraina!
743
Don't, Stojan! -You're disturbing the neighbours!
744
BetrayaI! -Someone'II caII the poIice!
745
Let them caII! This is for poIice!
746
CaIm down, neighbour, everything'II be oK!
747
You don't give a toss about the sacred Iand of Kraina!
748
Half a million people have left their homes
749
and are on their way to serbia...
750
Have you got any pictures of that traitor?
751
Which one, Dad? -You've got it easy?
752
lt's nice to see people not afraid to show their feelings,
753
especially when he's your dad!
754
Good evening viewers. Tonight, on the program,
755
we have two unusual guests. Unusual because of...
756
...their age.
757
Pinki...
758
Stojan! our Pinki's on the teIIy!
759
...would you like to tell us how old you are?
760
1 7... next month.
761
While most kids your age are at school,
762
you've chosen a different path. Why?
763
Life forced it on us. -What do you mean?
764
l'm winding you up.
765
Funny. Have you ever been even slightly wounded?
766
cat got your tongue? -No, l mean, not yet.
767
That's the truth! We've never been wounded.
768
What the fuck are you on, put it back.
769
Everything's cool, mate, keep rolling.
770
We don't use guns here... -When you said
771
that we'd never been wounded, it sounded like
772
you were trying to slag us off. -calm down, mate!
773
l didn't come here for someone to take the piss!
774
don't give me that, you didn't mean it!
775
There, l'm wounded now. ls that OK?
776
What a great feeling, pal.
777
Really great!
778
do you want us to call a doctor?
779
d'you wanna have a go, pal? -Why not?
780
d'you want it in the head? -Yeah? OK, but just a bit...
781
l'm stopping the programme!
782
Go on, you little shits, go home! -sit down!
783
What d'you mean, stop the program?!
784
l'll fucking well show you lot!
785
Leave her alone... lt's time for some refreshment.
786
shvaba, don't embarrass me on the telly.
787
Want some? -No, thanks.
788
What's up with you, mice, shitting yourself, eh?
789
Western economists are pilling their hair out
790
and asking themselves how it is possible that serbia
791
has the largest growing economy in Europe...
792
Let's see the report...
793
What's wrong, Dad?
794
I thought you couId take me into action sometimes.
795
I'm good with weapons. That's my profession.
796
But Nevenka mustn't find out.
797
Great! Your dad wants to be a criminal!
798
ToiIet - 1 50 marks, pipe - thirty marks.
799
Pension - 35 marks. If I save up,
800
in 8 months I'II be shitting Iike a gentIeman again.
801
That's not bad, not bad at aII...
802
Get a hoId of yourseIf, Pinki.
803
l felt like crying. And l did cry, mates,
804
but you want see that. Pinki's not whimp.
805
PINKI CRIES
806
Moneeeeey!
807
D'you know me? -I do! -I don't know you!
808
What're you on?
809
See, mate, he knows me, but I don't know him!
810
Hey, you reaIIy did the biz. -Who's this faggot?
811
Hey, geezer. You're the best, go for it!
812
And he knows me, but I don't know him.
813
Who's that?
814
Even he knows me and I don't know him! -Fuck off!
815
What do you mean, fuck off! I know you, you know me!
816
And they aII know you. D'you know them!?
817
I don't know you!
818
Good evening! -Is there a probIem with this invaIid?
819
Which invaIid? -ReIax.
820
Let's pIay red gIoves!
821
You sing Iike MichaeI Jackson.
822
I'II pay up. The money's under the veaI!
823
Mistreating people helped me not to think about
824
my stupid dead father or my mother. lt's better to treat
825
other people badly rather than yourself, isn't it?
826
I hope I wasn't in the way.
827
I've been doing a programme about this for three years
828
and I've never seen this Iive! -It's the best when it's Iive.
829
Money? Is this about money? I have money.
830
WouId you Iike this RoIex... Merc... What?
831
No, what is then? You want a gIory, eh?
832
This isn't a quiz show, you faggot!
833
You've seen a murder. What eIse are you interested in?
834
Lots of things. Thanks for the entertainment. Bye, kids.
835
Thanks for the information, mate!
836
Bosnian send his regards, that's a bad sigh!
837
And the cops are asking about us. I've ordered passports.
838
We couId go away for a bit, Germany.
839
Shag a few bIack girIs, eh?
840
What the fuck are you on?
841
Get on with your drawing, you moron!
842
I'm not running away Iike a fucking whimp!
843
And I don't Iike bIack girIs, get it?
844
Get it? -I get it.
845
Am I interrupting? -Come in.
846
Why're you so untidy?
847
I hear you're skipping the country. Wise move.
848
Whoever said that can suck my dick! -I sad it.
849
I know!
850
Come on kids, why are you arguing?
851
How's the wound? Let me have a Iook at it.
852
I'm off. I've got something to do. -Bye, Pinki.
853
Here you are, sir. -Why're you shitting yourseIf?
854
D'you know what I'm gonna do to you?
855
You've got no idea what I'm gonna do to you.
856
Don't you know what you are? A whore, that's what!
857
That's right, I'm a whore. And what now?
858
What are we gonna do now, me and you?
859
Why don't you answer?
860
Your friend might be caIIing.
861
Answer the phone. -I wiII.
862
They're fitting our car up! D'you know how cIose I was?
863
We've gotta get out of here!
864
Put it down, further down...
865
Set it off, Pinki.
866
Kids are turning really nasty these days,
867
especially those two puffs from those breeze blocks.
868
l've got a song for them. ''Give her my regards!''
869
But it isn't a love song. Think about it, kids!
870
A bullet in the arse is the movie. We're more creative!
871
We've got a guest, Granny.
872
You're dead.
873
The sponsors of the murder which was just announced
874
is democracy Lights. -What do I owe you?
875
Another appearance on the show in '97.
876
'97 is a long way off. -Don't taIk boIIocks.
877
What're you doing here?
878
Pinki caIIed me. He's got a surprise for you.
879
Pinki, you cunt!
880
That's not fair!
881
She's mine!
882
What's the matter with you?! Fuck it!
883
Fuck it...
884
Sonny! It's just been on the teIIy!
885
The sanctions have been Iifted! Thanks God!
886
l managed to smile, folks.
887
l guess that's a sure sign that you're gonna croak.
888
Four strait through and one near the heart.
889
What's your name, kid?
890
My name is Bond. James Bond.
891
Suck my dick, you oId git!
892
You might have noticed that l lied. My name is Pinki.
893
But it's nice to die like James Bond, isn't it?
894
ln every American movie there's that really
895
sickly bit. When the hero has just narrowly escaped death
896
and outside it's apparently a beautiful day.
897
l suppose they want to say that life's a wonderful thing.
898
lt was a shitty day outside,
899
but at least there's a couple of doves.
900
And the same dream every night, folks.
901
We'll meet in the better world, pal.
902
Get a move on, cunts!
903
CarefuI, you bastards! If he dies, you're dead, get it!?
904
Let's start from the beginning.
905
Just whisper the name of whoever shot you!
906
I've aIready toId you. I was cIeaning Dad's gun
907
and it went off. -So how come you've got five wounds?
908
I don't give up easiIy.
909
Leave the sun of the God in peace. Can't you see,
910
they're God's wounds. The wounds of our Lord
911
Jesus Christ! Look! They're sacred wounds!
912
We'II taIk again. -Look, he can't do anything to you!
913
Thanks, Granddad. -Those wounds...
914
are the sign from God. You've been chosen.
915
Touch me, HoIIy Man, heaI me. You can see I'm dying!
916
The streets of Belgrade are today flushing with shame.
917
The citizens of our capital city, are victim of terror,
918
due to a handful of fascist hooligans who for the last
919
few days have been throwing thousands of eggs
920
at the facades of our city's buildings.
921
Are you going to start throwing bread tomorrow?
922
something's going on outside. someone stole someone's votes.
923
lt wasn't me, l swear on my Mom's life.
924
l've got an alibi, as you can see.
925
HoIy Man... pIease take me with you.
926
There's nothing Ieft for me here.
927
You're my onIy hope, pIease, HoIy Man!
928
You're confusing me with someone eIse.
929
You're back, then?
930
I came to see you in the hospitaI,
931
but you were in a coma.
932
You Iook oK. -Give me the piece. -I haven't got it.
933
You're Iooking for Shvaba?
934
He's a reaI cunt. I'II teII you where he is.
935
No, thanks. What did you caII Shvaba? A cunt, eh?
936
Sorry.
937
As Shvaba says... Serbs don't cry Iike pussies!
938
Did you understand? -Yes, I did.
939
No, you didn't.
940
It's onIy a joke.
941
oh, it's you, sweetie!
942
Now it fits you just weII.
943
DiaboIa can't get it up, eh?
944
Who cares, he Iooks after me. -I appreciate that.
945
What're you Iooking at? My impIants, eh?...
946
I've soId them. I'm not in a show business any more.
947
Anyway, naturaI's more beautifuI.
948
He toId you to give him a ring.
949
Is Shvaba there?
950
I was waiting for you to caII.
951
You know what we have to do. -I know, paI. Thanks.
952
Have you got everything we need? -I wiII have.
953
Pinki? -What?
954
What about Lydia? -Nothing, paI. TeII her heIIo.
955
l shouldn't say that.
956
What did he say?
957
To teII heIIo. -That was nice of him.
958
of course, he's a poIite Iad.
959
You haven't been arguing, have you?
960
Cat got your tongue?
961
shvaba's a bit of a strange guy.
962
He thought l was to shy to say it. so he killed her
963
in any case, to show me his appreciation.
964
lt's nice to have that sort of friend.
965
Now I'm demonstrating as weII!
966
cat got your tongue?
967
Go on, tell me.
968
Your guests kill for money or revenge. l don't see the...
969
Attraction, eh? What about Ninana?
970
Stabbed, 35 times, Mum. You can't tell me
971
that was for revenge. -You're a real daftie.
972
How d'you expect to become a criminal when you're ticklish?
973
You'll end up like Ninana, Mummy! -Me! You'll see!
974
What're you gonna do to DiaboIa now?
975
Why? -WeII, 'cos of Kure.
976
So, he kiIIed uncIe Kure! WeII, he never Iet on.
977
Are you gonna kiII him?
978
Don't be daft.
979
Come by.
980
Who's gonna demonstrate if you youngsters don't!
981
Come on! Lets drown on the TV news!
982
Commie bastards!
983
lf dad were alive,
984
would he be faffing around with pots and pans?
985
No, he wouldn't, he wasn't that type.
986
Times have changed, but as far as l'm concerned,
987
a gun's better than a pot or a whistle any day!
988
A man can't change at my age!
989
I'm sorry about Granny.
990
Fuck it, the first time she voted against MiIosevic,
991
she went to bed and died. She must have been scared.
992
ShaII we do it straight away?
993
Let's drive around the town for a bit.
994
Like we used to do, eh, paI?
995
Buy some aIcohoI, bandages, gauze... and some pIasters.
996
Very considerate paI, I wouIdn't've remembered.
997
Thanks.
998
Don't mention it.
999
Excuse me... -We're cIosed. You'II have to come tomorrow!
1000
It's urgent, Mrs, I need some things.
1001
Someone's been wounded. -Who's wounded?
1002
Fuck you, bitch! open up!
1003
Nice Iady. -Yeah.
1004
Nice to see you again, paI. Never mind the...
1005
What d'you caII it... -Consequences?
1006
I reaIIy got you, eh paI?
1007
It's not too bad. Where're we gonna do it?
1008
our there. A fIood Iit finaI, paI...
1009
it'd be a shame to strain your eyes!
1010
ShaII we start?
1011
You choose the weapon, it's onIy right.
1012
You choose. -The TT's better.
1013
It depends. The TT is better for under the shouIder,
1014
for the rest, we can use yours.
1015
Are you scared?
1016
TeII me. -I couIdn't give a toss, Iets get on with it!
1017
What're you doing?
1018
Five'd be enough. -Why? In case you get carried away
1019
and keep on shooting?
1020
Last shooting, paI.
1021
What eIse is there? -Nothing, probabIy.
1022
oK, you can start, paI. -ShaII we roII up, first?
1023
Not now paI, better at haIftime.
1024
Where d'you want it first? -Where did it heaI fastest?
1025
Nowhere. ShaII we start with the Ieg?
1026
Maybe that's not such a good idea 'cos of footbaII.
1027
Never mind, we'II pIay the tabIe footbaII.
1028
Look what you've done to me, I've started hiccuping.
1029
Now you'II have to give my a fright!
1030
Did that do it?
1031
I've stopped hiccuping, thanks paI!
1032
You're doing weII.
1033
What's next? -Warm up a bit,
1034
so that you don't miss the one near the heart.
1035
I'm on top form, paI!
1036
Trust me! -oK... Here'II do.
1037
A good choice, paI. SteeI yourseIf!
1038
It's oK, paI. I'm getting used to it. -So am I!
1039
I'm stiII Ieading 5:3, paI. ShaII we carry on?
1040
5:5.
1041
Yeah, 5:5 is a good resuIt!
1042
Then you know that it was a great match.
1043
Have ''Red Star'' scored 5 recentIy?
1044
I don't foIIow any more. It's a crap game.
1045
I guess they're Iacking that...
1046
Motivation. -Yeah, that shit.
1047
onIy morons are stiII into footbaII these days, paI!
1048
You've gotta be into something.
1049
What happens when you can't find anything?
1050
Then you're fucked, I reckon.
1051
Fuck it, take your Dad, for instance.
1052
What did he get out of it?
1053
We're better of Iike this. What's wrong with us?
1054
You Iike my cross, eh, paI?
1055
It's yours.
1056
It's just a cross. Now it's time for the bizz.
1057
I'II give you a discount.
1058
one wound. -Thanks paI, but you don't have to.
1059
After aII, you are my best mate.
1060
Choose which one you want. Let's make it the other hand!
1061
So I won't be abIe to wank, eh, paI?
1062
No, Iet's go for the bizz, near the heart!
1063
Come on, cIose your eyes, wiII you!
1064
Are your hands shaking? -No.
1065
Get on with it, mate. -Stop farting around!
1066
You, cunts!
1067
Why her, why d'you have to kiII her!
1068
I'II fucking weII have you for that!
1069
This is a Iaugh!
1070
Pretending to be an Ustasha, again, eh!?
1071
I'II decide who I'm gonna be, not you!
1072
Go on then, decide!
1073
Just don't pretend to be a geezer 'cos you're a cunt!
1074
Why don't you pretend to be your Mum so we can shag you!
1075
one buIIet, paI. Now, he's for it!
1076
Come on, Iets do it together!
1077
so here we are at the end of our story, folks.
1078
You, mice,
1079
if you wanna be cool, then l'm definitely your idol.
1080
l'm only sorry that l haven't been abroad,
1081
but you can't do everything in life, can you?
1082
There're bustards everywhere, what difference does it make?
1083
l also wish l could've shagged that black girl.
1084
As for the Eiffel Tower that Kure used to talk about,
1085
well l couldn't give a toss. l swear on my Mom's life.
1086
This is the end, folks.
1087
And, you know, l'm better off that you lot!
1088
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