WEBVTT 00:00:13.840 --> 00:00:15.239 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.238 Recep ivedik. 00:00:20.080 --> 00:00:23.520 Tell me, why do you avoid the alcohol test? 00:00:23.555 --> 00:00:25.476 Plus, you got out of the car and harrassed the officers. 00:00:25.560 --> 00:00:27.205 Sir, I'm a young man. 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.220 That night when I saw... 00:00:29.255 --> 00:00:31.200 ...something white approaching at waist level... 00:00:31.235 --> 00:00:33.191 ...and someone commanded "Blow it."... 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:34.872 Allright. Cut it out, you loofe. 00:00:35.480 --> 00:00:38.438 Take your things and get lost. 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:40.269 Don't you ever show your face again. Move it. 00:00:41.800 --> 00:00:44.678 Yes, sir. 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:47.714 - Hi. Are you the safe custody guy? - Yes. 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:54.231 The police chief sent me. I'll take these and leave. 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:56.629 Mobile phone. Belt. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:01.605 Window crank. 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:03.278 - What's this? - These are marbles. 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:23.400 They have emotional value for me. 00:01:23.435 --> 00:01:25.525 - Uncle, please buy one. - Whoa! Why do you scare... 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:27.455 - why do you frighten me? - Please, buy one. 00:01:27.490 --> 00:01:29.350 Got no money. Get lost. 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.118 - Please, buy one. - Boy... 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:39.955 Hey! Dude! 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:48.273 Hey! 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.760 Hold it there. Give it to me. 00:01:50.795 --> 00:01:52.193 - I found it. - How's that? 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:53.637 What are you gonna do with it? 00:01:53.672 --> 00:01:54.994 You don't pay any rent and tax. 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:57.156 What are you going to do? 00:01:58.400 --> 00:01:59.469 Piss off! 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:06.717 Fuck off! 00:02:06.800 --> 00:02:08.764 Dear viewers, I wish you all a nice day... 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:13.157 ...from the beaches of Antalya. 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:17.005 The beaches are full with beautiful Russians. 00:02:17.040 --> 00:02:18.519 Salih! Put two beers in the basket. 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.199 I'll take them on the way back up. 00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:22.192 I'll take them here. 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.960 Get inside, you drunkard. 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.073 Listen to me, woman. Don't talk shit. 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:29.350 You know what happened last time when I pulled the rope. 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:31.560 Don't piss me off. 00:02:31.595 --> 00:02:33.337 It's just two beers. What are neighbors for? 00:02:33.372 --> 00:02:35.045 - Scum! - You fart! 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:38.320 Redneck! Orangutan! 00:02:38.355 --> 00:02:41.560 Antalya is swarming with Russians. 00:02:41.595 --> 00:02:43.949 Well well well. If they are human... 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:48.198 ...then I swear I'm an animal. 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:51.640 We're with Mr Muhsin, the owner of Antalya Joy Nashira Hotels. 00:02:51.675 --> 00:02:54.085 Being the highest tax payer this year, what's your secret? 00:02:54.120 --> 00:03:00.240 Being record holder is like an award. 00:03:00.275 --> 00:03:03.232 I owe this success to being fair, honest and righteous. 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:08.640 There are very important moral values for me. 00:03:08.675 --> 00:03:12.997 Being fair, loyal and most important, being honest. 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.395 When you're honest, all doors open up in front of you. 00:03:16.160 --> 00:03:18.520 Well put! Bravo! 00:03:18.555 --> 00:03:20.894 I swear, you and I are birds of same feather. 00:03:20.929 --> 00:03:23.233 I'll bring you this myself. 00:03:23.760 --> 00:03:28.197 I'll do anything for you. 00:05:24.280 --> 00:05:27.440 Bravo! Salih, fix me some food for the road. 00:05:27.475 --> 00:05:30.318 Hi. I thought you have some car problems and I stopped. 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.000 - Am I right? - Yes. We were driving. 00:05:32.035 --> 00:05:34.274 Suddenly the engine stopped. 00:05:34.309 --> 00:05:36.514 We don't know anything about engines. 00:05:37.520 --> 00:05:40.956 Could you take a look at it? 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.477 I have to ask some questions to find the problem. 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:45.080 Where did it break down exactly? 00:05:45.115 --> 00:05:46.718 How fast does it accelerate from 0 to 100 km/s? 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:49.814 Are the rims aluminum or steel? 00:05:49.849 --> 00:05:52.629 Seats fabric, or fabric and leather? 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.751 Does the car have ABS, ESR EBS? 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:58.117 I should know to apply an appropriate therapy. 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:01.595 Can you tell me all the standard features? 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:02.670 What has that got to do with anything? 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:04.394 Shaddup! 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.645 Shaddup! 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:08.875 If you're that knowledgeable, why didn't you fix it... 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.756 ...instead of fluttering here like a dove? 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:13.189 Beat it! Buzz off! 00:06:13.520 --> 00:06:14.635 Start the engine. 00:06:14.760 --> 00:06:17.058 Get in and start the engine. 00:06:17.093 --> 00:06:19.356 Step back! Step back! 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:21.672 I don't trust you at all. You're sneaky. 00:06:22.440 --> 00:06:23.793 You're sneaky. 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:25.395 Start the engine. 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:27.198 I am! 00:06:28.440 --> 00:06:30.317 Come on, start. 00:06:31.840 --> 00:06:35.230 Could the battery be dead? 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.593 Get back in and don't piss me off, you brat. 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:48.520 It's the battery. 00:06:48.555 --> 00:06:50.192 Don't panic. I have a battery. 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:04.473 I'll give you that one. 00:07:07.440 --> 00:07:09.396 Start the engine now. 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:11.951 Don't keep the car in gear! 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:14.799 Why are you driving me nuts? 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:16.798 Back off! 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:19.111 Never keep the car in gear! 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:21.920 You don't ever know the value! 00:07:21.955 --> 00:07:24.309 Allright, anyone can make mistakes. 00:07:25.640 --> 00:07:26.959 I'm Ok. 00:07:33.760 --> 00:07:35.637 It worked. 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:47.352 Oh, my sweety. 00:07:47.440 --> 00:07:48.714 That electric look in your eyes will get your head crushed. 00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:50.313 Buzz off. 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:58.679 Of you go. 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.231 Have a nice trip, sweeties. Farewell. 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.519 Clear! 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:28.720 God, damn it. 00:08:28.755 --> 00:08:29.869 Tozkoparan Road Service. 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.037 How can I be of help. 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:38.831 - Hello, road service. - Yes, sir. 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:42.205 I gave my battery to two ladies to help them out. 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:45.118 They left. And what luck, now my car won't run. 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:49.839 If you have given your battery the car won't run. 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:53.510 What do you mean it won't run without battery? 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:56.338 Does this car not run on gas? 00:08:56.373 --> 00:08:58.597 Is this an electric car? 00:08:58.760 --> 00:09:04.471 - What a shitty car is this? - Sir, please listen. 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:09.239 Listen. Are you recording this for customer satisfaction? 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:11.634 Then damn all the technical staff who listen to this. 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:13.438 I'll knock your head in. 00:10:13.640 --> 00:10:16.393 Chill out. What's up? 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:17.365 Hi. My car broke down. 00:10:17.400 --> 00:10:21.712 Where are you guys heading for? 00:10:21.880 --> 00:10:27.352 - We're off to Isparta. - And I'm off to Antalya, dude. 00:10:44.520 --> 00:10:47.485 - Let's off together. - Hello, guys. 00:10:47.520 --> 00:10:50.432 Yo twin jerks. I'll rip your tongue out. 00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:52.637 Laugh at your own asses. Why do you laugh like a horse? 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.034 Why do you laugh? What's wrong with you? 00:10:54.920 --> 00:10:56.956 What's wrong with you? 00:10:57.280 --> 00:10:59.669 Don't you have parents? What's this filth? 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:03.272 It stinks like a stable, it stinks like between the legs. 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:06.871 Did you eat sheep, nibble on goats? What's this filth? 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.365 I'm traveling to Antalya with four bacons. 00:11:09.400 --> 00:11:11.960 This is absurd, outrageous! 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:13.160 Your asses are all covered with moss! 00:11:13.195 --> 00:11:14.957 Open a window! 00:11:15.040 --> 00:11:16.758 It stinks like between the legs here! 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:20.313 Why on earth did I join you? 00:11:22.640 --> 00:11:24.073 Why... Can I ask why you're staring at me? 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:27.590 Why do you stare? 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:29.998 What's up? Why do you stare? 00:11:52.880 --> 00:11:56.165 Why do you stare? 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:59.640 Folks... I also like that guy... 00:11:59.675 --> 00:12:01.680 ...who walks on Taksim Square. Drinks two beers and... 00:12:01.715 --> 00:12:03.238 ...walks around like me. Teoman. 00:12:04.640 --> 00:12:07.393 His lifestyle is just like mine. 00:12:07.640 --> 00:12:09.845 I saw someone servicing your mom... in the market. 00:12:09.880 --> 00:12:13.111 You wouldn't sink in the sea, you know. 00:12:13.800 --> 00:12:16.195 - Why, am I the Titanic? - No, you look like a cork. 00:12:16.230 --> 00:12:18.591 Do you dig my sense of humor? 00:12:21.160 --> 00:12:22.752 For example, that light there... 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:25.634 I watch Discovery Channel. 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:27.149 There's that pervert. 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.993 Looks around like that. 00:12:30.880 --> 00:12:33.348 The skinny one, with bulging eyes white ass... 00:12:35.760 --> 00:12:36.749 Everyone looks the other way and he goes like that... 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:38.765 Got it? 00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:42.395 Was like a movie. 00:12:42.680 --> 00:12:45.440 I didn't understand the animals. First I dug into myself. 00:12:45.475 --> 00:12:48.200 I tried to understand myself but in vain. 00:12:48.280 --> 00:12:51.420 That dude is a mile high. 00:12:51.455 --> 00:12:54.560 Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger and my gustral juices flow up. 00:12:54.595 --> 00:12:56.232 - Do you have the same? - Nope. 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:00.272 Got any chocolate? 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:04.829 Look around a little, maybe you have some. 00:13:06.920 --> 00:13:10.390 Yes or no? Yes or no? 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:26.991 Let's stop somewhere so that I can get some chocolate. 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:29.514 They are hilarious. 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.640 I've never seen such a bunch ofjerks. 00:14:01.280 --> 00:14:02.759 - Hello, brothers. - Welcome. 00:14:02.920 --> 00:14:05.309 You got any chocolate? 00:14:05.560 --> 00:14:07.869 No. We got beans. Wanna eat? 00:14:08.280 --> 00:14:09.508 I could eat even you, Super Mario. 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.319 Get some beans. 00:14:29.520 --> 00:14:31.317 What is that? 00:14:31.760 --> 00:14:34.638 Not so fast, mate. 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:36.638 Are you a member of the Karaambar Truckers community? 00:14:38.160 --> 00:14:39.445 Karaambar? 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:42.597 I'm not. So what? 00:14:42.800 --> 00:14:46.349 - Then you can't eat those beans. - Why is that? 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:50.595 Only our members can take benefit of our facilities. 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.110 I'm not taking benefit of anything. I just want beans. 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:57.517 Serving beans is the most important privilege for our members. 00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:00.960 Jeez, I've never seen a place like this. 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:05.153 I want to be a member too. 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:08.951 Prepare the backside. I'm going to make a new member entry. 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:20.680 Watch out or a new member may enter you. 00:15:20.715 --> 00:15:22.880 Behold, two valiant stepped up on the ground... 00:15:22.915 --> 00:15:25.599 Both are equally renowned. 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:28.856 Come on, wrestlers. 00:15:28.891 --> 00:15:31.712 Wheels roll with prayers and tears... 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:49.196 ...surely shall win, one of these two bears. 00:16:52.280 --> 00:16:53.872 Recep leads by one. 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:56.953 Now that we have a draw. 00:17:10.520 --> 00:17:11.845 It's time for the final crawl. Mahmut. 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:14.473 Recep, now take your chance. 00:17:41.040 --> 00:17:43.395 Blow over the bottle with your flatulence. 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:48.475 Here you are, brother Recep. Your member card. 00:17:54.360 --> 00:17:56.157 From now on you can always get beans at Karaambar. 00:17:56.360 --> 00:17:59.716 God bless you, chief. 00:17:59.920 --> 00:18:02.165 Next week we're opening a gym in the backyard. 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:05.240 Don't forget my movie house. 00:18:05.275 --> 00:18:07.959 We'll do that too. Next year. 00:18:12.320 --> 00:18:16.074 Bravo. 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.874 I've got a long way to go. Is anybody headed for Antalya? 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:22.311 I'm going that way. Let me give you a lift. 00:18:28.280 --> 00:18:30.998 It will be a pleasure. Good bye. 00:18:31.033 --> 00:18:33.717 Life fucks! 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:35.711 - Brakes are for wimps! - Move on brother Recep. 00:18:36.840 --> 00:18:39.640 I only complete with the airlines. 00:18:39.675 --> 00:18:41.119 Long live, brother Recep. 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.639 Roads end, sorrow prevails. 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.275 If I say I'll be back I willl. 00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:00.520 Thank you, bro. 00:19:00.555 --> 00:19:04.645 Otherwise I'd end up stranded here. 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:06.875 There are all kinds of bastards crooks, rapists... 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:10.152 ...killers, perverts. 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:11.515 I'm glad you joined me. The road is long. 00:19:11.760 --> 00:19:15.833 It's hard being alone. 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:19.717 I'm glad too if it's fine for you. 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:21.479 - Are you single? - Yes. And you? 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:24.950 I'm single too. 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:30.595 We share the same faith, huh? 00:19:30.840 --> 00:19:34.628 You know, no woman is tough like us. 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.276 You got a point. They're all fake and lies. 00:19:39.120 --> 00:19:43.955 They don't like me. I never met a woman that got along with me. 00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:50.589 If I were a woman, I'd let you take me at first sight. 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.800 I'd let you take me too. 00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:09.760 If I were a women you'd be the first to take me. 00:20:09.795 --> 00:20:12.354 Usually you'd find women pictures here... 00:20:12.560 --> 00:20:14.312 ...but you have all black males. 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:19.070 Are you into body building? 00:20:20.800 --> 00:20:25.237 No, I'm into body builders. 00:20:25.360 --> 00:20:27.078 They're so wet, hot... 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:30.434 ...all sweaty. 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:33.800 Screw you, don't piss me off. Pull over here. 00:20:33.835 --> 00:20:35.725 - Pull over! - You got me wrong there. 00:20:35.760 --> 00:20:39.070 I'll stick that gear lever up your ass. 00:20:39.360 --> 00:20:43.114 I just wanted to have a decent conversation and you're after my ass. 00:20:44.080 --> 00:20:47.390 - You misunderstood me. - Fatsy! Sexmaniac! 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.271 - I'll get out here. - Allright, bro. Fine. 00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:57.358 You're acting stupid. 00:21:03.360 --> 00:21:06.158 Fuck off. Shame on you. 00:21:18.840 --> 00:21:20.432 Fuck off and don't drive me nuts! 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:23.792 Is Ankara this way? 00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:28.358 You're completely wrong, it's this way. Turn around. 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:37.755 Come this way. I'll come with you. 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:47.720 Just go... 00:21:53.360 --> 00:21:54.759 Stop right there. 00:21:54.920 --> 00:21:59.948 Turn around here. 00:22:00.120 --> 00:22:04.636 Drive 700-800 km straight on and you'll get to Ankara. 00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:25.268 - Damn you! - Stop cursing early in the morning. 00:22:32.120 --> 00:22:34.839 Oh my. 00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:37.045 Look here, Rapunzel. Is Muhsin here? 00:22:37.080 --> 00:22:39.389 You mean Mr Muhsin? What's this about? 00:22:39.560 --> 00:22:41.073 It's private. I have something that belongs to him. 00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:43.834 I see. Do you have an appointment? 00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:46.560 I don't like appointments. I prefer living spontaneous. 00:22:46.595 --> 00:22:48.278 A procrastinated, complaining life. 00:22:48.360 --> 00:22:53.639 What's that got to do with anything? 00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:57.120 Go find me Muhsin. Don't trouble me. 00:22:57.155 --> 00:23:00.112 - Where do you come from? - From home. 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:04.680 I fought wolves, wrestled with truckers. 00:23:04.715 --> 00:23:08.150 I'll handle it, Aysegül. Yes, sir. What's this about? 00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.920 God almighty. 00:23:10.955 --> 00:23:14.400 You take turns in asking what's what. 00:23:14.435 --> 00:23:15.845 You make such a fuss! I found Mr. Muhsirs wallet... 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:17.680 ...and brought it here from Istanbul. 00:23:17.715 --> 00:23:21.193 Give it to me and I'll hand it over to him. 00:23:21.228 --> 00:23:24.671 - Yeah, right! - What's going on? 00:23:25.120 --> 00:23:29.352 Bullshit! Does this look like the eye of a dupe? 00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:32.520 - What do you mean? - You're going to pocket it, right? 00:23:32.555 --> 00:23:35.760 You're going to grab it, huh? You hyena. 00:23:35.795 --> 00:23:37.165 Swipe it all, huh? You snake. 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:40.760 You're completely wrong, sir. 00:23:40.795 --> 00:23:43.685 You managers are all flattering dogs. 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:45.870 You're all brown-nosers when the boss is around. 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:47.725 When they leave, you're the king. 00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:49.316 What are you saying? 00:23:49.351 --> 00:23:50.873 Go get me Muhsin. Move it. 00:23:51.080 --> 00:23:54.356 I'll give it to him in person. 00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:01.040 Allright. Calm down. Can I get an ID? 00:24:01.075 --> 00:24:02.871 Please, wait here. 00:24:44.760 --> 00:24:47.069 I'll be over there. 00:24:47.360 --> 00:24:50.520 Sir, what happened here? 00:24:50.555 --> 00:24:54.325 Two kids came along. One from here, the other from over there. 00:24:54.360 --> 00:24:56.725 They started to fight, came all the way here. 00:24:56.760 --> 00:25:01.880 One of them hit the other in the head. 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.165 I caught him in the air and kicked him that way. 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:08.640 Then I slapped the other one. He rolled over to the hall. 00:25:08.675 --> 00:25:12.235 The vase began to sway. I couldn't catch it. 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.592 Whatever. Mr. Muhsin is waiting for you. I'll handle this. Follow me. 00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:18.949 Get this cleaned. 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:31.485 - Get it all cleaned up. - I'll handle it sir. 00:25:31.520 --> 00:25:34.765 What a fine coffee. 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.155 - Enjoy. - Muhsin, are you a kid? 00:25:37.760 --> 00:25:40.680 You can't take care of your wallet. 00:25:40.715 --> 00:25:45.117 Those rocker guys you call irresponsible... 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.000 ...have their wallets all chained up, but you lose it. 00:25:49.035 --> 00:25:52.117 What an absurd, unruly, silly life. 00:25:53.320 --> 00:25:56.153 What a disoriented, bohemian life style. 00:25:56.240 --> 00:26:01.840 Come to your senses. This is no way to live. 00:26:01.875 --> 00:26:04.685 I can't agree more. It's impossible to find honest people like you. 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:09.640 - Isn't that so, Erim? - Yes, sir. You're right. 00:26:09.675 --> 00:26:13.965 I have to return your favor. I'd like to repay. 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:17.360 - If you would accept this. - Are you giving charity? 00:26:17.395 --> 00:26:20.000 - By no means. - I was just being humane. 00:26:20.035 --> 00:26:21.228 - There's still humane people around. - But Mr. Recep... 00:26:22.080 --> 00:26:25.085 Shaddup! 00:26:25.120 --> 00:26:29.520 In that case, let's accommodate you one week in our hotel for free. 00:26:29.555 --> 00:26:33.160 That's uneard of! I despise such offers. 00:26:33.195 --> 00:26:35.276 - You could at least... - Shaddup... dawg! 00:26:35.360 --> 00:26:37.430 Brown noser! 00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:41.035 Loser! 00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.238 Get smart. 00:26:45.760 --> 00:26:48.149 Well, I'm off. 00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:55.080 I'll have to walk 700-800 km. 00:26:55.115 --> 00:26:57.150 Here's my card with my number. 00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:01.660 You can call me whenever you want. 00:27:01.695 --> 00:27:04.840 - Beware, I'll call whenever I want. - Whenever you want. 00:27:05.120 --> 00:27:08.237 - Whenever I need something. - Whenever you want. 00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.756 - You're just a phone call away. - It's fine. 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.878 Muhsin Basaran. My man. 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:26.076 - Good bye. - Good bye. 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:31.880 - Yo. Got any smoke? - No, I don't smoke. 00:27:31.915 --> 00:27:34.445 Do hot babes come to this hotel? 00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:38.758 - Of course. - From where? 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:40.319 Russia, Germany, Holland. Very hot chicks. 00:27:52.760 --> 00:27:54.637 Look, a tourjust came in. 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:57.833 Are you perverse? 00:29:20.280 --> 00:29:22.285 It's the first time I see such a group. 00:29:22.320 --> 00:29:24.320 What's that on your leg? 00:29:24.355 --> 00:29:27.333 That's my birth mark. 00:29:27.368 --> 00:29:30.312 My mom's gift. I have it since I was very little. 00:30:16.360 --> 00:30:19.477 Looks like shit stain. 00:30:39.560 --> 00:30:43.445 Sibel, move it. 00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:47.189 Hello. Dear Muhsin. Listen mate. 00:30:47.280 --> 00:30:51.239 I've decided to rethink your hotel offer. 00:30:51.320 --> 00:30:55.029 - Your name. - I'm answering. Recep ivedik. 00:30:55.120 --> 00:30:56.030 Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed you into one of our best suits. 00:30:56.360 --> 00:30:59.955 Thanks. 00:31:00.040 --> 00:31:02.235 Our hotel is all inclusive. So let me put that on. 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:05.950 What you mean "put on"? 00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:15.478 I'll put it on myself. 00:31:15.560 --> 00:31:17.840 Why are you coming along? I think I can find my room on my own. 00:31:17.875 --> 00:31:20.149 That's for sure but I have to show you around your room. 00:31:21.280 --> 00:31:24.965 - Why? - Manager's orders. 00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:28.200 All rooms are numbered. Do I look like an idiot? 00:31:28.235 --> 00:31:29.633 - Won't I find my room? - It's just procedures. 00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:34.045 Here's our room. 00:31:34.080 --> 00:31:38.560 - Hold it there. Step over. - Why? 00:31:38.595 --> 00:31:40.965 I don't let any other filthy male enter my privacy. 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:44.440 - I was just going to show the room... - Show what? 00:31:44.475 --> 00:31:47.200 Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed... 00:31:47.235 --> 00:31:51.352 ...a TV and coffee table. What's to show? 00:31:54.760 --> 00:31:56.478 You just want to go Indra Gandhi on me, you snake. 00:31:57.560 --> 00:31:59.073 I won't fall for that. 00:31:59.760 --> 00:32:02.991 Allright, sir. Here you are. 00:32:03.800 --> 00:32:07.880 Come over here. Attention! 00:32:07.915 --> 00:32:10.120 Where can I get in touch with the group that came in today? 00:32:10.155 --> 00:32:12.732 - At dinner. - When? 00:32:12.767 --> 00:32:15.310 - 8 o'clock. - Dismissed! 00:32:18.760 --> 00:32:23.037 Beat it! 00:32:23.072 --> 00:32:27.315 Get out of my way. I'm exhausted. 00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:31.075 These bags are heavy like corpses. 00:32:31.360 --> 00:32:32.998 The bellboy was going to carry them but you didn't let him. 00:32:33.080 --> 00:32:37.358 Just to avoid a tip... 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.276 Money is the most valuable thing. You don't squander it away. 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.471 Phone. Phone. 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.190 Just answer it! 00:32:56.160 --> 00:33:00.358 To hell with you. You thickhead. 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.118 Hello. Ahmet. Sibel? 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:11.228 She's in the shower, dear. She's tired from the trip. 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:15.000 Don't worry. I'll make you both go along again. 00:33:15.035 --> 00:33:18.117 Of course, my child. May God never separate lovers. 00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:21.765 Good evening, my child. 00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:25.640 Good evening, my child. 00:33:25.675 --> 00:33:28.279 Open your ears. He's the best you can find. 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.637 - His family is noble. - You mean rich. 00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:36.351 Of course. And he's very generous. 00:33:37.120 --> 00:33:40.430 You had a little fight and he sent us to a five star hotel. 00:33:40.520 --> 00:33:42.397 You should be grateful that you're lucky like this. 00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.125 Fuck such luck. 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:47.037 You brute. You're not ashamed at all, are you? 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.878 I don't want to hear such things again. 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.436 You build a five-star resort but the bottles are like my dick. 00:36:56.120 --> 00:36:58.280 What good will that do? 00:36:58.315 --> 00:37:00.525 It's my door, so all is fine. 00:37:00.560 --> 00:37:03.757 - Pervert. - Shaddup! 00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:15.325 You're the pervert. Fatso. Get lost! 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.478 All our guests are elite like you. 00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:24.956 There are only families here, it's very suited for children. 00:37:25.640 --> 00:37:26.834 There's no electrical phase in the room. Where's that bellboy? 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:32.000 Where's the bellboy? 00:37:32.035 --> 00:37:33.405 Fadl, deal with it. Let me take you to your room. 00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:37.956 What's this? What's going on? 00:37:38.080 --> 00:37:40.594 It's the new trend. Idiot, I got locked out. 00:37:41.680 --> 00:37:42.396 You can't walk around like this. I'll take care of it. 00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:46.109 Come along. 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.593 You were supposed to show me the room but didn't do a shit. 00:37:53.680 --> 00:37:55.750 If it's that simple, why did you make me go downstairs... 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.819 ...covered in foam, and disgrace myself? 00:37:58.854 --> 00:38:01.638 You didn't let me into your room. I would've told you. 00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:05.877 When you put your card in here you get power. 00:38:06.080 --> 00:38:11.108 I'll never set foot in that damn tub again. 00:38:11.200 --> 00:38:12.394 I'll wipe off my armpits and my testisterones every other week. 00:38:13.560 --> 00:38:15.994 That's it. 00:38:16.240 --> 00:38:18.629 - What time is it? - 11 pm. 00:38:19.120 --> 00:38:22.340 - So I missed dinner, huh? - Yes. 00:38:22.375 --> 00:38:25.560 I like the light in your eyes. Let's have a beer with you. 00:38:25.595 --> 00:38:27.680 I'd like to but the manager would get mad. 00:38:27.715 --> 00:38:29.796 Don't get me started with your manager. 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.365 Don't get me started with your manager. 00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:34.231 I'm aggressive, I have complexes. 00:38:37.640 --> 00:38:42.998 I'll beat the shit out of your manager. 00:38:43.120 --> 00:38:44.485 Sit down. All sort of shit happened to me cause of you. 00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:49.196 - Why is that? - What do you mean "why"? 00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:55.400 I got out because of the card thing, thinking the room had no power. 00:38:55.480 --> 00:39:00.320 Just when I was taking care of it I got locked out. 00:39:00.355 --> 00:39:04.598 A fat, repulsive woman came along and called me pervert. 00:39:04.680 --> 00:39:07.040 There's one in your neighborhood just like her. I hate her too. 00:39:07.075 --> 00:39:09.400 I'm aggressive and have complexes. 00:39:09.435 --> 00:39:11.960 When I lower my shields I'm as tame as a cat. 00:39:13.200 --> 00:39:18.000 - You mean...? - You have to be kind to me. 00:39:18.035 --> 00:39:21.390 It's a very important day for our hotel. We have to be very alert. 00:39:21.640 --> 00:39:23.471 What's with that shirt? Button up. You should set an example. 00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:26.085 Where have you been? 00:39:26.120 --> 00:39:30.440 I was with Mr. Recep. 00:39:30.475 --> 00:39:34.645 That's great. From now on you're responsible of him. 00:39:34.680 --> 00:39:36.440 You'll follow his every step. If he causes problems... 00:39:36.475 --> 00:39:37.350 ...l'll hold you responsible. - Yes, sir. 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:40.965 This is very important. 00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:44.595 It's very important for the tranquility of our hotel. 00:39:45.160 --> 00:39:46.275 - Yes, sir. - Great. Button up. 00:40:07.240 --> 00:40:11.074 Yes, people... 00:40:34.040 --> 00:40:35.885 Florance projection. Is this out of order too? 00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:40.125 What are you doing, you oaf? 00:40:40.160 --> 00:40:44.039 You closed the toilet. Do I have to piss in my pants in a 5-star hotel? 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.709 It's not closed. We wrapped it and wrote "for your protection." 00:40:47.080 --> 00:40:49.878 Do you write everything you do? 00:40:50.040 --> 00:40:52.600 How dare you enter my private room? 00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.990 How can you violate my privacy, lady? 00:40:55.200 --> 00:40:56.792 You put up a "clean room" sign. 00:40:57.400 --> 00:40:59.445 Give me that. 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:02.040 - What does is say here? - Clean my room. 00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:06.205 - Does that mean "clean my room"? - Yes. 00:41:06.240 --> 00:41:09.277 - What does it say here? - Do not disturb. 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.760 Than I'm all "do not disturb" to you. Get lost. 00:41:12.795 --> 00:41:15.228 You're all blown up. Tie a cord around your ankle... 00:41:16.240 --> 00:41:17.673 ...and you could be sold as a balloon to kids. 00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:22.069 Buffalo! 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:24.956 Rhino-shaped, tempered, curly Vampirella. 00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:29.393 Distorted pirana. 00:42:40.560 --> 00:42:43.560 Clean yourself before cleaning up the room. 00:42:43.595 --> 00:42:45.240 What do you think you're doing? Are you insane? 00:42:45.275 --> 00:42:47.315 - I was just... - This is a 5-star hotel... 00:42:47.350 --> 00:42:49.356 ...in case you didn't notice. - The hotel... 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:51.754 Shut up! What are you babbling about? 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:54.819 Get over here. 00:42:54.854 --> 00:42:57.638 - I'm sorry. - Boy, what are you doing? 00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.957 Are you insane? Take a load of him. 00:43:01.680 --> 00:43:05.965 Looks like he was born 5 minutes before monkeys. 00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:09.037 What are you doing at the pool? Just go to the trough. 00:43:09.120 --> 00:43:11.645 And wet yourself over there. Move it. 00:43:11.680 --> 00:43:15.000 Brother Recep, what happened? 00:43:15.035 --> 00:43:17.640 - There was this bee and... - You don't walk around the pool like that. 00:43:17.675 --> 00:43:19.676 I wasrt. There was this bee around my head. 00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:28.197 Come along. 00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.948 - How do I look? - Great. 00:43:32.040 --> 00:43:34.619 - Take a good look. - Cool. This is it. 00:43:34.654 --> 00:43:37.199 - Will you keep it on? - Yes. 00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:38.759 - Let me take off the alarm. - Why? 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:42.230 Cause the alarms beep. 00:43:42.680 --> 00:43:44.685 Were the alarms on these when I bought them or not? 00:43:44.720 --> 00:43:48.110 - Yes, sir... - On them or not? 00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.959 These belong to me then and nobody can say anything. 00:43:52.120 --> 00:43:54.588 - But sir... - The alarms are mine. 00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:59.391 Allright, damn. Then keep them. 00:43:59.640 --> 00:44:02.240 Look here. You ugly duckling. Calimero. 00:44:02.275 --> 00:44:03.992 What do you mean "damn"? I'll knock your head in. 00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.278 It's alright, bro. 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:12.309 Everything's fine. Chill. 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:16.633 Let's get out. I'm getting irritated here. Out. 00:44:16.720 --> 00:44:20.005 Put these on Mr. Muhsirs tab. He's VIP. 00:44:20.040 --> 00:44:22.760 - Plus, I'm VIP. - What's going on? 00:44:22.795 --> 00:44:26.000 I'll leave a mark of my slippers on your leg like that. 00:44:26.035 --> 00:44:27.274 - Come bro. - What a crackpot. 00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:29.271 It's over, alright. 00:44:30.240 --> 00:44:31.514 Do you hear it? 00:44:32.040 --> 00:44:35.350 You see? 00:44:37.640 --> 00:44:40.234 That's what I'm trying to say. I love the sound of the alarm. 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.357 Keep laughing like this. 00:44:42.520 --> 00:44:45.159 - Let me take that too. - What are you going to do with that? 00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:47.072 I thought if something's missing she might get fired. 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:00.319 Let's go. 00:45:16.520 --> 00:45:19.765 7-5. 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:21.950 Bravo! Hello, I want to play too. 00:45:22.120 --> 00:45:24.680 - You again? - Yes, me. 00:45:24.715 --> 00:45:27.240 I'm a guest here too. It's my right to play beach volley. 00:45:27.275 --> 00:45:28.920 Not in our team. Go play somewhere else. 00:45:28.955 --> 00:45:30.592 I'll play in the opposing team then. 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:34.155 Dude, get out. 00:45:34.240 --> 00:45:36.959 - Get lost! - I'm playing here. 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:40.645 Shaddup. Get lost. 00:45:40.680 --> 00:45:43.399 Watch out for your positions. 00:45:47.120 --> 00:45:48.189 Let's take good positions and beat them good. 00:46:21.200 --> 00:46:24.078 Hit it. 00:46:30.240 --> 00:46:32.959 Mr. Recep's team has won. Here. 00:46:33.120 --> 00:46:34.519 Why the long face because you lost? 00:46:34.720 --> 00:46:38.880 What long face? 00:46:38.915 --> 00:46:42.760 We may be opponents on the field but outside we're friends. 00:46:42.795 --> 00:46:44.159 - We're no friends. - I wanted to give you something. 00:46:44.240 --> 00:46:46.765 What? 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:50.110 - This. - what am I supposed to do with that? 00:46:50.200 --> 00:46:51.880 - I won this for you. - Don't want it. 00:46:51.915 --> 00:46:52.517 - Will you please take it? - I won't. 00:47:05.080 --> 00:47:06.832 Please. 00:47:31.120 --> 00:47:33.076 We won! 00:47:33.200 --> 00:47:36.005 What's up here? Is this a cookhouse? 00:47:36.040 --> 00:47:39.953 - It's the open buffet line. - What's open buffet? 00:47:40.120 --> 00:47:43.880 You get in line and get as much of any food you like. 00:47:43.915 --> 00:47:44.949 Can I eat here as much as I like from any food? 00:47:45.120 --> 00:47:48.020 Of course. 00:47:48.055 --> 00:47:50.687 - Are you sure? - I am. 00:47:50.722 --> 00:47:53.320 - I push the limits. - Do so. 00:47:53.355 --> 00:47:55.720 I don't know any limits. That's my motto. 00:47:55.755 --> 00:47:56.835 - So it is. - Do we have a deal? 00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:04.000 Deal. 00:48:04.035 --> 00:48:07.515 Sister, don't grab food as if it were yours. 00:48:08.040 --> 00:48:11.112 How many dolma are still there? 00:48:12.240 --> 00:48:13.958 Are you starved or depraved? Why do you eat dolma? 00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:28.160 Beat it! 00:48:28.195 --> 00:48:32.119 What are you doing, Mr. Recep? This is outrageous. 00:48:32.200 --> 00:48:34.714 What's this? Please, go to the other side. 00:48:35.680 --> 00:48:39.125 What are you doing? Is this a way to eat? 00:48:39.160 --> 00:48:41.200 - You said open buffet. - Yes, but... 00:48:41.235 --> 00:48:43.560 You said I can eat as much as I want. 00:48:43.595 --> 00:48:45.680 - Yes, but... - why do you weasel out? 00:48:45.715 --> 00:48:47.120 Not at all. What weasel... 00:48:47.155 --> 00:48:49.325 - Shut up! - Mr. Recep. 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:53.085 Shut up! 00:48:53.120 --> 00:48:57.875 Dear guests, please get food from the other side. 00:48:58.080 --> 00:49:02.710 Please. To the other side. Guys, take all these. 00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:04.520 What are you doing? This is no way to eat. 00:49:04.555 --> 00:49:05.873 What are you doing? 00:49:08.040 --> 00:49:10.685 Get lost! 00:49:10.720 --> 00:49:14.120 I don't understand why they let in such animals. 00:49:14.155 --> 00:49:16.634 What's not to understand? They got the big money. 00:49:16.720 --> 00:49:18.950 We had an uncle Recep in the hood, looked like an animal. 00:49:19.080 --> 00:49:22.709 He sat cross-legged in the Mercedes. 00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:27.512 Hello, bon appetit. May I sit down? Thanks a lot. 00:49:27.640 --> 00:49:30.440 I apologized for my stupidity earlier on with a cup... 00:49:30.475 --> 00:49:32.954 ...but I also got a döner plate prepared for you. Enjoy. 00:49:33.560 --> 00:49:37.840 Thanks, I don't eat meat. 00:49:37.875 --> 00:49:38.989 It's delicious. Made of veal rump and neck fat. 00:49:39.080 --> 00:49:41.405 I'm about to pass out. 00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:44.760 Why do you insist? She said she wouldn't eat. 00:49:44.795 --> 00:49:47.797 Why do you keep stalking us all day? I've had enough of you. 00:49:48.040 --> 00:49:51.999 I'll complain about you. Caveman. 00:49:52.080 --> 00:49:55.675 I do sports and aerobics every morning... 00:49:56.240 --> 00:49:58.525 ...eat healthy. I suggest you do the same. 00:49:58.560 --> 00:50:01.320 I'll leave this anYWay. Maybe the lady will eat it. 00:50:01.355 --> 00:50:03.993 Her stomach has several layers and her second chin... 00:50:04.200 --> 00:50:06.998 ...looks like a pelican beak. It's obvious that she's a heavy eater. 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:10.560 - Bon appetite. - Monster. 00:50:10.595 --> 00:50:13.438 I want to add "Nice to meet you." 00:50:16.200 --> 00:50:20.079 Do I have any sagging parts? 00:50:20.160 --> 00:50:24.836 Yahya, you have to use 2 bottles. You can't fool the tourists like this. 00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.440 Yes. Smile while you're at it. Smile. 00:50:29.475 --> 00:50:31.605 - Hello, mate. - Welcome, Mr. Recep. 00:50:31.640 --> 00:50:34.154 I've decided to adopt a healthy lifestyle. 00:50:35.680 --> 00:50:39.514 I want to attend aerobics. When does it start? 00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.680 You and aerobics? It's at 8 am. 00:50:44.715 --> 00:50:47.520 Since I have sleep acnea, I can't wake up that early. 00:50:47.555 --> 00:50:49.240 - Could it be a little later? - No way. 00:50:49.275 --> 00:50:52.869 But I can wake you up at 8. 00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:56.595 Do you have any aerobic wear? 00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.230 I bought them recently, they don't stink or anything. 00:50:59.520 --> 00:51:01.976 You need a special outfit for aerobics. 00:51:02.011 --> 00:51:04.433 - I can get it for you. - Swear? 00:51:04.520 --> 00:51:06.125 - Sure. Don't worry. - Really? 00:51:06.160 --> 00:51:07.991 - I'll get them. - Would you swear? 00:51:08.080 --> 00:51:10.674 - Why should I? - Promise me. 00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:12.845 - Promise. - Will you really send me an outfit? 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.920 - I will. - And if you don't... 00:51:14.955 --> 00:51:16.645 - Goodness gracious. - And if you don't... 00:51:16.680 --> 00:51:19.399 And if you don't... 00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:21.948 - If you don't you're a fag. - But why? 00:51:22.080 --> 00:51:23.365 - If you don't, you're a fag. - Allright. 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.285 - Are you going to send them? - Yes. 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:27.720 Take a scout's oath and I'll believe you. 00:51:27.755 --> 00:51:30.120 How do you do that? Something like that. 00:51:30.155 --> 00:51:32.395 Yes. Are you satisfied now? 00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:42.439 - God bless you. - Don't mention it. 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:48.273 3. 4. 00:51:51.520 --> 00:51:55.638 Yes, ladies. Now lay down on your side. 00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:04.157 Up and down. 00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:07.000 Hello, teacher. 00:52:07.080 --> 00:52:10.760 Yes, sir. Please sit. 00:52:10.795 --> 00:52:14.036 Good morning, ladies. Let's burn our calories... 00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:26.479 ...and get rid of our fatsy tummies. Thanks. 00:52:27.080 --> 00:52:29.799 With this move we work our abs and intestinal muscles. 00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:37.965 Up and down. 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:42.445 Unbelievable! How monstrous and stupid are you? 00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:45.278 We're working on bowel movements together with out instructor. 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.325 I ate too much döner and now have gastro-induction. 00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:50.440 And it found it's way out. What's to do? 00:52:50.475 --> 00:52:53.205 I can't care less. You just ruined my exercise. 00:52:53.240 --> 00:52:56.480 Take a look at those tights. Gross! 00:52:56.515 --> 00:52:59.720 Helly, Mrs. Sibel. Today at 3 pm. Don't forget. 00:52:59.755 --> 00:53:03.190 - I won't. - He wears tights too. 00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:07.116 Why don't you condemn him? 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:12.599 Please, these are no tights. This is scuba diving wear. 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:18.950 Bullshit. Scuba diving wear, huh? It slides in, too. Doesrt it. 00:53:19.040 --> 00:53:20.245 Scuba wear was invented by French sailor Marcell Ducell in 1781. 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.605 Shaddup! 00:53:22.640 --> 00:53:27.240 Marcell Ducell, my ass. Did I ask? 00:53:27.275 --> 00:53:29.959 This is common culture. And you're wearing a lady's outfit. 00:53:31.640 --> 00:53:33.119 You bought it wrong. 00:53:33.200 --> 00:53:35.589 I didn't buy these. 00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:50.034 That lousy manager gave them to me. 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:53.005 What? 00:53:53.040 --> 00:53:54.758 What are you laughing at? What? Is it funny? 00:53:55.720 --> 00:53:58.359 This is aerobic wear. Is it any funny? 00:54:00.520 --> 00:54:01.953 I don't speak no Turkish. I speak German. 00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:08.709 Get lost. 00:54:14.040 --> 00:54:18.033 Psycho duo. 00:54:18.160 --> 00:54:20.480 This cove is called "the aquarium." 00:54:20.515 --> 00:54:24.234