1 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,239 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,238 Recep ivedik. 3 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,520 Tell me, why do you avoid the alcohol test? 4 00:00:23,555 --> 00:00:25,476 Plus, you got out of the car and harrassed the officers. 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,205 Sir, I'm a young man. 6 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,220 That night when I saw... 7 00:00:29,255 --> 00:00:31,200 ...something white approaching at waist level... 8 00:00:31,235 --> 00:00:33,191 ...and someone commanded "Blow it."... 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,872 Allright. Cut it out, you loofe. 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,438 Take your things and get lost. 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,269 Don't you ever show your face again. Move it. 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,678 Yes, sir. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,714 - Hi. Are you the safe custody guy? - Yes. 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,231 The police chief sent me. I'll take these and leave. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,629 Mobile phone. Belt. 16 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,605 Window crank. 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,278 - What's this? - These are marbles. 18 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,400 They have emotional value for me. 19 00:01:23,435 --> 00:01:25,525 - Uncle, please buy one. - Whoa! Why do you scare... 20 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,455 - why do you frighten me? - Please, buy one. 21 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,350 Got no money. Get lost. 22 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,118 - Please, buy one. - Boy... 23 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,955 Hey! Dude! 24 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,273 Hey! 25 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,760 Hold it there. Give it to me. 26 00:01:50,795 --> 00:01:52,193 - I found it. - How's that? 27 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,637 What are you gonna do with it? 28 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:54,994 You don't pay any rent and tax. 29 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,156 What are you going to do? 30 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,469 Piss off! 31 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,717 Fuck off! 32 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,764 Dear viewers, I wish you all a nice day... 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,157 ...from the beaches of Antalya. 34 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,005 The beaches are full with beautiful Russians. 35 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,519 Salih! Put two beers in the basket. 36 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,199 I'll take them on the way back up. 37 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,192 I'll take them here. 38 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,960 Get inside, you drunkard. 39 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,073 Listen to me, woman. Don't talk shit. 40 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,350 You know what happened last time when I pulled the rope. 41 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,560 Don't piss me off. 42 00:02:31,595 --> 00:02:33,337 It's just two beers. What are neighbors for? 43 00:02:33,372 --> 00:02:35,045 - Scum! - You fart! 44 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,320 Redneck! Orangutan! 45 00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:41,560 Antalya is swarming with Russians. 46 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,949 Well well well. If they are human... 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,198 ...then I swear I'm an animal. 48 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,640 We're with Mr Muhsin, the owner of Antalya Joy Nashira Hotels. 49 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:54,085 Being the highest tax payer this year, what's your secret? 50 00:02:54,120 --> 00:03:00,240 Being record holder is like an award. 51 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:03,232 I owe this success to being fair, honest and righteous. 52 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:08,640 There are very important moral values for me. 53 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:12,997 Being fair, loyal and most important, being honest. 54 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,395 When you're honest, all doors open up in front of you. 55 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,520 Well put! Bravo! 56 00:03:18,555 --> 00:03:20,894 I swear, you and I are birds of same feather. 57 00:03:20,929 --> 00:03:23,233 I'll bring you this myself. 58 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:28,197 I'll do anything for you. 59 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,440 Bravo! Salih, fix me some food for the road. 60 00:05:27,475 --> 00:05:30,318 Hi. I thought you have some car problems and I stopped. 61 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,000 - Am I right? - Yes. We were driving. 62 00:05:32,035 --> 00:05:34,274 Suddenly the engine stopped. 63 00:05:34,309 --> 00:05:36,514 We don't know anything about engines. 64 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,956 Could you take a look at it? 65 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,477 I have to ask some questions to find the problem. 66 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,080 Where did it break down exactly? 67 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:46,718 How fast does it accelerate from 0 to 100 km/s? 68 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,814 Are the rims aluminum or steel? 69 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,629 Seats fabric, or fabric and leather? 70 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,751 Does the car have ABS, ESR EBS? 71 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,117 I should know to apply an appropriate therapy. 72 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,595 Can you tell me all the standard features? 73 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,670 What has that got to do with anything? 74 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,394 Shaddup! 75 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,645 Shaddup! 76 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,875 If you're that knowledgeable, why didn't you fix it... 77 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,756 ...instead of fluttering here like a dove? 78 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,189 Beat it! Buzz off! 79 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,635 Start the engine. 80 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,058 Get in and start the engine. 81 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:19,356 Step back! Step back! 82 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,672 I don't trust you at all. You're sneaky. 83 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,793 You're sneaky. 84 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,395 Start the engine. 85 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,198 I am! 86 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,317 Come on, start. 87 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,230 Could the battery be dead? 88 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,593 Get back in and don't piss me off, you brat. 89 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,520 It's the battery. 90 00:06:48,555 --> 00:06:50,192 Don't panic. I have a battery. 91 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,473 I'll give you that one. 92 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,396 Start the engine now. 93 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,951 Don't keep the car in gear! 94 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,799 Why are you driving me nuts? 95 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,798 Back off! 96 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,111 Never keep the car in gear! 97 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,920 You don't ever know the value! 98 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:24,309 Allright, anyone can make mistakes. 99 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,959 I'm Ok. 100 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,637 It worked. 101 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,352 Oh, my sweety. 102 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,714 That electric look in your eyes will get your head crushed. 103 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,313 Buzz off. 104 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,679 Of you go. 105 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,231 Have a nice trip, sweeties. Farewell. 106 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,519 Clear! 107 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,720 God, damn it. 108 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:29,869 Tozkoparan Road Service. 109 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,037 How can I be of help. 110 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:38,831 - Hello, road service. - Yes, sir. 111 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,205 I gave my battery to two ladies to help them out. 112 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,118 They left. And what luck, now my car won't run. 113 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,839 If you have given your battery the car won't run. 114 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,510 What do you mean it won't run without battery? 115 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,338 Does this car not run on gas? 116 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:58,597 Is this an electric car? 117 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:04,471 - What a shitty car is this? - Sir, please listen. 118 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,239 Listen. Are you recording this for customer satisfaction? 119 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,634 Then damn all the technical staff who listen to this. 120 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,438 I'll knock your head in. 121 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,393 Chill out. What's up? 122 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,365 Hi. My car broke down. 123 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,712 Where are you guys heading for? 124 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:27,352 - We're off to Isparta. - And I'm off to Antalya, dude. 125 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,485 - Let's off together. - Hello, guys. 126 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,432 Yo twin jerks. I'll rip your tongue out. 127 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,637 Laugh at your own asses. Why do you laugh like a horse? 128 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,034 Why do you laugh? What's wrong with you? 129 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,956 What's wrong with you? 130 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,669 Don't you have parents? What's this filth? 131 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,272 It stinks like a stable, it stinks like between the legs. 132 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,871 Did you eat sheep, nibble on goats? What's this filth? 133 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,365 I'm traveling to Antalya with four bacons. 134 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,960 This is absurd, outrageous! 135 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,160 Your asses are all covered with moss! 136 00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:14,957 Open a window! 137 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,758 It stinks like between the legs here! 138 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,313 Why on earth did I join you? 139 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,073 Why... Can I ask why you're staring at me? 140 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,590 Why do you stare? 141 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,998 What's up? Why do you stare? 142 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,165 Why do you stare? 143 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,640 Folks... I also like that guy... 144 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,680 ...who walks on Taksim Square. Drinks two beers and... 145 00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:03,238 ...walks around like me. Teoman. 146 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,393 His lifestyle is just like mine. 147 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,845 I saw someone servicing your mom... in the market. 148 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,111 You wouldn't sink in the sea, you know. 149 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,195 - Why, am I the Titanic? - No, you look like a cork. 150 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:18,591 Do you dig my sense of humor? 151 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,752 For example, that light there... 152 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,634 I watch Discovery Channel. 153 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,149 There's that pervert. 154 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,993 Looks around like that. 155 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,348 The skinny one, with bulging eyes white ass... 156 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,749 Everyone looks the other way and he goes like that... 157 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,765 Got it? 158 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,395 Was like a movie. 159 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,440 I didn't understand the animals. First I dug into myself. 160 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:48,200 I tried to understand myself but in vain. 161 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,420 That dude is a mile high. 162 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:54,560 Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger and my gustral juices flow up. 163 00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:56,232 - Do you have the same? - Nope. 164 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,272 Got any chocolate? 165 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,829 Look around a little, maybe you have some. 166 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,390 Yes or no? Yes or no? 167 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,991 Let's stop somewhere so that I can get some chocolate. 168 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,514 They are hilarious. 169 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,640 I've never seen such a bunch ofjerks. 170 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,759 - Hello, brothers. - Welcome. 171 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,309 You got any chocolate? 172 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,869 No. We got beans. Wanna eat? 173 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,508 I could eat even you, Super Mario. 174 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,319 Get some beans. 175 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,317 What is that? 176 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,638 Not so fast, mate. 177 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,638 Are you a member of the Karaambar Truckers community? 178 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,445 Karaambar? 179 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,597 I'm not. So what? 180 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,349 - Then you can't eat those beans. - Why is that? 181 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,595 Only our members can take benefit of our facilities. 182 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,110 I'm not taking benefit of anything. I just want beans. 183 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,517 Serving beans is the most important privilege for our members. 184 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,960 Jeez, I've never seen a place like this. 185 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,153 I want to be a member too. 186 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,951 Prepare the backside. I'm going to make a new member entry. 187 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,680 Watch out or a new member may enter you. 188 00:15:20,715 --> 00:15:22,880 Behold, two valiant stepped up on the ground... 189 00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:25,599 Both are equally renowned. 190 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,856 Come on, wrestlers. 191 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:31,712 Wheels roll with prayers and tears... 192 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,196 ...surely shall win, one of these two bears. 193 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,872 Recep leads by one. 194 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,953 Now that we have a draw. 195 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,845 It's time for the final crawl. Mahmut. 196 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,473 Recep, now take your chance. 197 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,395 Blow over the bottle with your flatulence. 198 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,475 Here you are, brother Recep. Your member card. 199 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,157 From now on you can always get beans at Karaambar. 200 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,716 God bless you, chief. 201 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,165 Next week we're opening a gym in the backyard. 202 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,240 Don't forget my movie house. 203 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,959 We'll do that too. Next year. 204 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,074 Bravo. 205 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,874 I've got a long way to go. Is anybody headed for Antalya? 206 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,311 I'm going that way. Let me give you a lift. 207 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,998 It will be a pleasure. Good bye. 208 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:33,717 Life fucks! 209 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,711 - Brakes are for wimps! - Move on brother Recep. 210 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,640 I only complete with the airlines. 211 00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:41,119 Long live, brother Recep. 212 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,639 Roads end, sorrow prevails. 213 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,275 If I say I'll be back I willl. 214 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,520 Thank you, bro. 215 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:04,645 Otherwise I'd end up stranded here. 216 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,875 There are all kinds of bastards crooks, rapists... 217 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,152 ...killers, perverts. 218 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,515 I'm glad you joined me. The road is long. 219 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,833 It's hard being alone. 220 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,717 I'm glad too if it's fine for you. 221 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,479 - Are you single? - Yes. And you? 222 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,950 I'm single too. 223 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,595 We share the same faith, huh? 224 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,628 You know, no woman is tough like us. 225 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,276 You got a point. They're all fake and lies. 226 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,955 They don't like me. I never met a woman that got along with me. 227 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,589 If I were a woman, I'd let you take me at first sight. 228 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,800 I'd let you take me too. 229 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,760 If I were a women you'd be the first to take me. 230 00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:12,354 Usually you'd find women pictures here... 231 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,312 ...but you have all black males. 232 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:19,070 Are you into body building? 233 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,237 No, I'm into body builders. 234 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,078 They're so wet, hot... 235 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,434 ...all sweaty. 236 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,800 Screw you, don't piss me off. Pull over here. 237 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,725 - Pull over! - You got me wrong there. 238 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,070 I'll stick that gear lever up your ass. 239 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,114 I just wanted to have a decent conversation and you're after my ass. 240 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,390 - You misunderstood me. - Fatsy! Sexmaniac! 241 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,271 - I'll get out here. - Allright, bro. Fine. 242 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,358 You're acting stupid. 243 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,158 Fuck off. Shame on you. 244 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,432 Fuck off and don't drive me nuts! 245 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,792 Is Ankara this way? 246 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,358 You're completely wrong, it's this way. Turn around. 247 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,755 Come this way. I'll come with you. 248 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,720 Just go... 249 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,759 Stop right there. 250 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:59,948 Turn around here. 251 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,636 Drive 700-800 km straight on and you'll get to Ankara. 252 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,268 - Damn you! - Stop cursing early in the morning. 253 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,839 Oh my. 254 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,045 Look here, Rapunzel. Is Muhsin here? 255 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,389 You mean Mr Muhsin? What's this about? 256 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,073 It's private. I have something that belongs to him. 257 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,834 I see. Do you have an appointment? 258 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,560 I don't like appointments. I prefer living spontaneous. 259 00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:48,278 A procrastinated, complaining life. 260 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,639 What's that got to do with anything? 261 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,120 Go find me Muhsin. Don't trouble me. 262 00:22:57,155 --> 00:23:00,112 - Where do you come from? - From home. 263 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,680 I fought wolves, wrestled with truckers. 264 00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:08,150 I'll handle it, Aysegül. Yes, sir. What's this about? 265 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,920 God almighty. 266 00:23:10,955 --> 00:23:14,400 You take turns in asking what's what. 267 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,845 You make such a fuss! I found Mr. Muhsirs wallet... 268 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,680 ...and brought it here from Istanbul. 269 00:23:17,715 --> 00:23:21,193 Give it to me and I'll hand it over to him. 270 00:23:21,228 --> 00:23:24,671 - Yeah, right! - What's going on? 271 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:29,352 Bullshit! Does this look like the eye of a dupe? 272 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,520 - What do you mean? - You're going to pocket it, right? 273 00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:35,760 You're going to grab it, huh? You hyena. 274 00:23:35,795 --> 00:23:37,165 Swipe it all, huh? You snake. 275 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,760 You're completely wrong, sir. 276 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,685 You managers are all flattering dogs. 277 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,870 You're all brown-nosers when the boss is around. 278 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,725 When they leave, you're the king. 279 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,316 What are you saying? 280 00:23:49,351 --> 00:23:50,873 Go get me Muhsin. Move it. 281 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,356 I'll give it to him in person. 282 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,040 Allright. Calm down. Can I get an ID? 283 00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:02,871 Please, wait here. 284 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,069 I'll be over there. 285 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,520 Sir, what happened here? 286 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:54,325 Two kids came along. One from here, the other from over there. 287 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,725 They started to fight, came all the way here. 288 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,880 One of them hit the other in the head. 289 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,165 I caught him in the air and kicked him that way. 290 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,640 Then I slapped the other one. He rolled over to the hall. 291 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:12,235 The vase began to sway. I couldn't catch it. 292 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,592 Whatever. Mr. Muhsin is waiting for you. I'll handle this. Follow me. 293 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,949 Get this cleaned. 294 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,485 - Get it all cleaned up. - I'll handle it sir. 295 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,765 What a fine coffee. 296 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,155 - Enjoy. - Muhsin, are you a kid? 297 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,680 You can't take care of your wallet. 298 00:25:40,715 --> 00:25:45,117 Those rocker guys you call irresponsible... 299 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,000 ...have their wallets all chained up, but you lose it. 300 00:25:49,035 --> 00:25:52,117 What an absurd, unruly, silly life. 301 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,153 What a disoriented, bohemian life style. 302 00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:01,840 Come to your senses. This is no way to live. 303 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:04,685 I can't agree more. It's impossible to find honest people like you. 304 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,640 - Isn't that so, Erim? - Yes, sir. You're right. 305 00:26:09,675 --> 00:26:13,965 I have to return your favor. I'd like to repay. 306 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,360 - If you would accept this. - Are you giving charity? 307 00:26:17,395 --> 00:26:20,000 - By no means. - I was just being humane. 308 00:26:20,035 --> 00:26:21,228 - There's still humane people around. - But Mr. Recep... 309 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,085 Shaddup! 310 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:29,520 In that case, let's accommodate you one week in our hotel for free. 311 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:33,160 That's uneard of! I despise such offers. 312 00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:35,276 - You could at least... - Shaddup... dawg! 313 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,430 Brown noser! 314 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,035 Loser! 315 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,238 Get smart. 316 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,149 Well, I'm off. 317 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,080 I'll have to walk 700-800 km. 318 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,150 Here's my card with my number. 319 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,660 You can call me whenever you want. 320 00:27:01,695 --> 00:27:04,840 - Beware, I'll call whenever I want. - Whenever you want. 321 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,237 - Whenever I need something. - Whenever you want. 322 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,756 - You're just a phone call away. - It's fine. 323 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,878 Muhsin Basaran. My man. 324 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,076 - Good bye. - Good bye. 325 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,880 - Yo. Got any smoke? - No, I don't smoke. 326 00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,445 Do hot babes come to this hotel? 327 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,758 - Of course. - From where? 328 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,319 Russia, Germany, Holland. Very hot chicks. 329 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,637 Look, a tourjust came in. 330 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,833 Are you perverse? 331 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,285 It's the first time I see such a group. 332 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,320 What's that on your leg? 333 00:29:24,355 --> 00:29:27,333 That's my birth mark. 334 00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:30,312 My mom's gift. I have it since I was very little. 335 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,477 Looks like shit stain. 336 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,445 Sibel, move it. 337 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,189 Hello. Dear Muhsin. Listen mate. 338 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,239 I've decided to rethink your hotel offer. 339 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,029 - Your name. - I'm answering. Recep ivedik. 340 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,030 Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed you into one of our best suits. 341 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,955 Thanks. 342 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,235 Our hotel is all inclusive. So let me put that on. 343 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,950 What you mean "put on"? 344 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,478 I'll put it on myself. 345 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,840 Why are you coming along? I think I can find my room on my own. 346 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,149 That's for sure but I have to show you around your room. 347 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,965 - Why? - Manager's orders. 348 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,200 All rooms are numbered. Do I look like an idiot? 349 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:29,633 - Won't I find my room? - It's just procedures. 350 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,045 Here's our room. 351 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,560 - Hold it there. Step over. - Why? 352 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:40,965 I don't let any other filthy male enter my privacy. 353 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,440 - I was just going to show the room... - Show what? 354 00:31:44,475 --> 00:31:47,200 Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed... 355 00:31:47,235 --> 00:31:51,352 ...a TV and coffee table. What's to show? 356 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,478 You just want to go Indra Gandhi on me, you snake. 357 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,073 I won't fall for that. 358 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,991 Allright, sir. Here you are. 359 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,880 Come over here. Attention! 360 00:32:07,915 --> 00:32:10,120 Where can I get in touch with the group that came in today? 361 00:32:10,155 --> 00:32:12,732 - At dinner. - When? 362 00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:15,310 - 8 o'clock. - Dismissed! 363 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,037 Beat it! 364 00:32:23,072 --> 00:32:27,315 Get out of my way. I'm exhausted. 365 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,075 These bags are heavy like corpses. 366 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,998 The bellboy was going to carry them but you didn't let him. 367 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,358 Just to avoid a tip... 368 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,276 Money is the most valuable thing. You don't squander it away. 369 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,471 Phone. Phone. 370 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,190 Just answer it! 371 00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:00,358 To hell with you. You thickhead. 372 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,118 Hello. Ahmet. Sibel? 373 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,228 She's in the shower, dear. She's tired from the trip. 374 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,000 Don't worry. I'll make you both go along again. 375 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,117 Of course, my child. May God never separate lovers. 376 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,765 Good evening, my child. 377 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,640 Good evening, my child. 378 00:33:25,675 --> 00:33:28,279 Open your ears. He's the best you can find. 379 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,637 - His family is noble. - You mean rich. 380 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,351 Of course. And he's very generous. 381 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,430 You had a little fight and he sent us to a five star hotel. 382 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,397 You should be grateful that you're lucky like this. 383 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,125 Fuck such luck. 384 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,037 You brute. You're not ashamed at all, are you? 385 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,878 I don't want to hear such things again. 386 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,436 You build a five-star resort but the bottles are like my dick. 387 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,280 What good will that do? 388 00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:00,525 It's my door, so all is fine. 389 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,757 - Pervert. - Shaddup! 390 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,325 You're the pervert. Fatso. Get lost! 391 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,478 All our guests are elite like you. 392 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,956 There are only families here, it's very suited for children. 393 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,834 There's no electrical phase in the room. Where's that bellboy? 394 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:32,000 Where's the bellboy? 395 00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:33,405 Fadl, deal with it. Let me take you to your room. 396 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,956 What's this? What's going on? 397 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,594 It's the new trend. Idiot, I got locked out. 398 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,396 You can't walk around like this. I'll take care of it. 399 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,109 Come along. 400 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,593 You were supposed to show me the room but didn't do a shit. 401 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,750 If it's that simple, why did you make me go downstairs... 402 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,819 ...covered in foam, and disgrace myself? 403 00:37:58,854 --> 00:38:01,638 You didn't let me into your room. I would've told you. 404 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,877 When you put your card in here you get power. 405 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:11,108 I'll never set foot in that damn tub again. 406 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,394 I'll wipe off my armpits and my testisterones every other week. 407 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,994 That's it. 408 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,629 - What time is it? - 11 pm. 409 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,340 - So I missed dinner, huh? - Yes. 410 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:25,560 I like the light in your eyes. Let's have a beer with you. 411 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,680 I'd like to but the manager would get mad. 412 00:38:27,715 --> 00:38:29,796 Don't get me started with your manager. 413 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,365 Don't get me started with your manager. 414 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,231 I'm aggressive, I have complexes. 415 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,998 I'll beat the shit out of your manager. 416 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,485 Sit down. All sort of shit happened to me cause of you. 417 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,196 - Why is that? - What do you mean "why"? 418 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,400 I got out because of the card thing, thinking the room had no power. 419 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,320 Just when I was taking care of it I got locked out. 420 00:39:00,355 --> 00:39:04,598 A fat, repulsive woman came along and called me pervert. 421 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,040 There's one in your neighborhood just like her. I hate her too. 422 00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:09,400 I'm aggressive and have complexes. 423 00:39:09,435 --> 00:39:11,960 When I lower my shields I'm as tame as a cat. 424 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,000 - You mean...? - You have to be kind to me. 425 00:39:18,035 --> 00:39:21,390 It's a very important day for our hotel. We have to be very alert. 426 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,471 What's with that shirt? Button up. You should set an example. 427 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,085 Where have you been? 428 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,440 I was with Mr. Recep. 429 00:39:30,475 --> 00:39:34,645 That's great. From now on you're responsible of him. 430 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,440 You'll follow his every step. If he causes problems... 431 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,350 ...l'll hold you responsible. - Yes, sir. 432 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,965 This is very important. 433 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,595 It's very important for the tranquility of our hotel. 434 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,275 - Yes, sir. - Great. Button up. 435 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:11,074 Yes, people... 436 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,885 Florance projection. Is this out of order too? 437 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,125 What are you doing, you oaf? 438 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,039 You closed the toilet. Do I have to piss in my pants in a 5-star hotel? 439 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,709 It's not closed. We wrapped it and wrote "for your protection." 440 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,878 Do you write everything you do? 441 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,600 How dare you enter my private room? 442 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,990 How can you violate my privacy, lady? 443 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,792 You put up a "clean room" sign. 444 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,445 Give me that. 445 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,040 - What does is say here? - Clean my room. 446 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,205 - Does that mean "clean my room"? - Yes. 447 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,277 - What does it say here? - Do not disturb. 448 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,760 Than I'm all "do not disturb" to you. Get lost. 449 00:41:12,795 --> 00:41:15,228 You're all blown up. Tie a cord around your ankle... 450 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,673 ...and you could be sold as a balloon to kids. 451 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,069 Buffalo! 452 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,956 Rhino-shaped, tempered, curly Vampirella. 453 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,393 Distorted pirana. 454 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,560 Clean yourself before cleaning up the room. 455 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:45,240 What do you think you're doing? Are you insane? 456 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:47,315 - I was just... - This is a 5-star hotel... 457 00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:49,356 ...in case you didn't notice. - The hotel... 458 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,754 Shut up! What are you babbling about? 459 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,819 Get over here. 460 00:42:54,854 --> 00:42:57,638 - I'm sorry. - Boy, what are you doing? 461 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,957 Are you insane? Take a load of him. 462 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,965 Looks like he was born 5 minutes before monkeys. 463 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,037 What are you doing at the pool? Just go to the trough. 464 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,645 And wet yourself over there. Move it. 465 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,000 Brother Recep, what happened? 466 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:17,640 - There was this bee and... - You don't walk around the pool like that. 467 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:19,676 I wasrt. There was this bee around my head. 468 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,197 Come along. 469 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,948 - How do I look? - Great. 470 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,619 - Take a good look. - Cool. This is it. 471 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,199 - Will you keep it on? - Yes. 472 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,759 - Let me take off the alarm. - Why? 473 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,230 Cause the alarms beep. 474 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,685 Were the alarms on these when I bought them or not? 475 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,110 - Yes, sir... - On them or not? 476 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,959 These belong to me then and nobody can say anything. 477 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,588 - But sir... - The alarms are mine. 478 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,391 Allright, damn. Then keep them. 479 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,240 Look here. You ugly duckling. Calimero. 480 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:03,992 What do you mean "damn"? I'll knock your head in. 481 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,278 It's alright, bro. 482 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,309 Everything's fine. Chill. 483 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,633 Let's get out. I'm getting irritated here. Out. 484 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,005 Put these on Mr. Muhsirs tab. He's VIP. 485 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,760 - Plus, I'm VIP. - What's going on? 486 00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:26,000 I'll leave a mark of my slippers on your leg like that. 487 00:44:26,035 --> 00:44:27,274 - Come bro. - What a crackpot. 488 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,271 It's over, alright. 489 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,514 Do you hear it? 490 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,350 You see? 491 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,234 That's what I'm trying to say. I love the sound of the alarm. 492 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,357 Keep laughing like this. 493 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,159 - Let me take that too. - What are you going to do with that? 494 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,072 I thought if something's missing she might get fired. 495 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,319 Let's go. 496 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,765 7-5. 497 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,950 Bravo! Hello, I want to play too. 498 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,680 - You again? - Yes, me. 499 00:45:24,715 --> 00:45:27,240 I'm a guest here too. It's my right to play beach volley. 500 00:45:27,275 --> 00:45:28,920 Not in our team. Go play somewhere else. 501 00:45:28,955 --> 00:45:30,592 I'll play in the opposing team then. 502 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,155 Dude, get out. 503 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,959 - Get lost! - I'm playing here. 504 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,645 Shaddup. Get lost. 505 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,399 Watch out for your positions. 506 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,189 Let's take good positions and beat them good. 507 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,078 Hit it. 508 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,959 Mr. Recep's team has won. Here. 509 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,519 Why the long face because you lost? 510 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:38,880 What long face? 511 00:46:38,915 --> 00:46:42,760 We may be opponents on the field but outside we're friends. 512 00:46:42,795 --> 00:46:44,159 - We're no friends. - I wanted to give you something. 513 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,765 What? 514 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,110 - This. - what am I supposed to do with that? 515 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,880 - I won this for you. - Don't want it. 516 00:46:51,915 --> 00:46:52,517 - Will you please take it? - I won't. 517 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,832 Please. 518 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,076 We won! 519 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,005 What's up here? Is this a cookhouse? 520 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,953 - It's the open buffet line. - What's open buffet? 521 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,880 You get in line and get as much of any food you like. 522 00:47:43,915 --> 00:47:44,949 Can I eat here as much as I like from any food? 523 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,020 Of course. 524 00:47:48,055 --> 00:47:50,687 - Are you sure? - I am. 525 00:47:50,722 --> 00:47:53,320 - I push the limits. - Do so. 526 00:47:53,355 --> 00:47:55,720 I don't know any limits. That's my motto. 527 00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,835 - So it is. - Do we have a deal? 528 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,000 Deal. 529 00:48:04,035 --> 00:48:07,515 Sister, don't grab food as if it were yours. 530 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,112 How many dolma are still there? 531 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,958 Are you starved or depraved? Why do you eat dolma? 532 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,160 Beat it! 533 00:48:28,195 --> 00:48:32,119 What are you doing, Mr. Recep? This is outrageous. 534 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,714 What's this? Please, go to the other side. 535 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,125 What are you doing? Is this a way to eat? 536 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,200 - You said open buffet. - Yes, but... 537 00:48:41,235 --> 00:48:43,560 You said I can eat as much as I want. 538 00:48:43,595 --> 00:48:45,680 - Yes, but... - why do you weasel out? 539 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:47,120 Not at all. What weasel... 540 00:48:47,155 --> 00:48:49,325 - Shut up! - Mr. Recep. 541 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,085 Shut up! 542 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:57,875 Dear guests, please get food from the other side. 543 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:02,710 Please. To the other side. Guys, take all these. 544 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,520 What are you doing? This is no way to eat. 545 00:49:04,555 --> 00:49:05,873 What are you doing? 546 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,685 Get lost! 547 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:14,120 I don't understand why they let in such animals. 548 00:49:14,155 --> 00:49:16,634 What's not to understand? They got the big money. 549 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,950 We had an uncle Recep in the hood, looked like an animal. 550 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,709 He sat cross-legged in the Mercedes. 551 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,512 Hello, bon appetit. May I sit down? Thanks a lot. 552 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,440 I apologized for my stupidity earlier on with a cup... 553 00:49:30,475 --> 00:49:32,954 ...but I also got a döner plate prepared for you. Enjoy. 554 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,840 Thanks, I don't eat meat. 555 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:38,989 It's delicious. Made of veal rump and neck fat. 556 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,405 I'm about to pass out. 557 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,760 Why do you insist? She said she wouldn't eat. 558 00:49:44,795 --> 00:49:47,797 Why do you keep stalking us all day? I've had enough of you. 559 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,999 I'll complain about you. Caveman. 560 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,675 I do sports and aerobics every morning... 561 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,525 ...eat healthy. I suggest you do the same. 562 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,320 I'll leave this anYWay. Maybe the lady will eat it. 563 00:50:01,355 --> 00:50:03,993 Her stomach has several layers and her second chin... 564 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,998 ...looks like a pelican beak. It's obvious that she's a heavy eater. 565 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,560 - Bon appetite. - Monster. 566 00:50:10,595 --> 00:50:13,438 I want to add "Nice to meet you." 567 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,079 Do I have any sagging parts? 568 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,836 Yahya, you have to use 2 bottles. You can't fool the tourists like this. 569 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,440 Yes. Smile while you're at it. Smile. 570 00:50:29,475 --> 00:50:31,605 - Hello, mate. - Welcome, Mr. Recep. 571 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,154 I've decided to adopt a healthy lifestyle. 572 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,514 I want to attend aerobics. When does it start? 573 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,680 You and aerobics? It's at 8 am. 574 00:50:44,715 --> 00:50:47,520 Since I have sleep acnea, I can't wake up that early. 575 00:50:47,555 --> 00:50:49,240 - Could it be a little later? - No way. 576 00:50:49,275 --> 00:50:52,869 But I can wake you up at 8. 577 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,595 Do you have any aerobic wear? 578 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,230 I bought them recently, they don't stink or anything. 579 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,976 You need a special outfit for aerobics. 580 00:51:02,011 --> 00:51:04,433 - I can get it for you. - Swear? 581 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,125 - Sure. Don't worry. - Really? 582 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,991 - I'll get them. - Would you swear? 583 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,674 - Why should I? - Promise me. 584 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,845 - Promise. - Will you really send me an outfit? 585 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,920 - I will. - And if you don't... 586 00:51:14,955 --> 00:51:16,645 - Goodness gracious. - And if you don't... 587 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,399 And if you don't... 588 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,948 - If you don't you're a fag. - But why? 589 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,365 - If you don't, you're a fag. - Allright. 590 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,285 - Are you going to send them? - Yes. 591 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,720 Take a scout's oath and I'll believe you. 592 00:51:27,755 --> 00:51:30,120 How do you do that? Something like that. 593 00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:32,395 Yes. Are you satisfied now? 594 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,439 - God bless you. - Don't mention it. 595 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:48,273 3. 4. 596 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,638 Yes, ladies. Now lay down on your side. 597 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,157 Up and down. 598 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,000 Hello, teacher. 599 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,760 Yes, sir. Please sit. 600 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:14,036 Good morning, ladies. Let's burn our calories... 601 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:26,479 ...and get rid of our fatsy tummies. Thanks. 602 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,799 With this move we work our abs and intestinal muscles. 603 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,965 Up and down. 604 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,445 Unbelievable! How monstrous and stupid are you? 605 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,278 We're working on bowel movements together with out instructor. 606 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,325 I ate too much döner and now have gastro-induction. 607 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,440 And it found it's way out. What's to do? 608 00:52:50,475 --> 00:52:53,205 I can't care less. You just ruined my exercise. 609 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:56,480 Take a look at those tights. Gross! 610 00:52:56,515 --> 00:52:59,720 Helly, Mrs. Sibel. Today at 3 pm. Don't forget. 611 00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:03,190 - I won't. - He wears tights too. 612 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,116 Why don't you condemn him? 613 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,599 Please, these are no tights. This is scuba diving wear. 614 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:18,950 Bullshit. Scuba diving wear, huh? It slides in, too. Doesrt it. 615 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,245 Scuba wear was invented by French sailor Marcell Ducell in 1781. 616 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,605 Shaddup! 617 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,240 Marcell Ducell, my ass. Did I ask? 618 00:53:27,275 --> 00:53:29,959 This is common culture. And you're wearing a lady's outfit. 619 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,119 You bought it wrong. 620 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,589 I didn't buy these. 621 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,034 That lousy manager gave them to me. 622 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,005 What? 623 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,758 What are you laughing at? What? Is it funny? 624 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,359 This is aerobic wear. Is it any funny? 625 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,953 I don't speak no Turkish. I speak German. 626 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,709 Get lost. 627 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,033 Psycho duo. 628 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,480 This cove is called "the aquarium." 629 00:54:20,515 --> 00:54:24,234