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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buonciorno.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.80,0:00:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prima di concedervi l’ingresso in Austria
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.54,0:00:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devo farvi qualche semplice domanda.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.14,0:00:05.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La prima.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.85,0:00:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosa fanno molta fatica a superare\Ni turisti che visitano l’Austria?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.17,0:00:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Le Alpi.\N- Corretto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.34,0:00:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come si dice 'arrivederci' in Austria?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.51,0:00:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Addio?\N- Ciao ciao?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.60,0:00:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Auf wiedersehren?\N- Goodbye?\N- Giusto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quale famoso valzer austriaco
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.31,0:00:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è noto per il suo tono giocoso\Ne le espressioni contrastanti?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.27,0:00:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christoph Waltz.\N[waltz = valzer]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.31,0:00:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, ora,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.55,0:00:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,qual è la capitale dell’Austria?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.37,0:00:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooohh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.31,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vienna.\N- Giusto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.53,0:00:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come si ordina un caffè a Vienna?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.79,0:00:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Velocemente oppure \Nlasciate stare.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.69,0:00:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché gli austriaci hanno \Nqueste palle enormi?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.93,0:00:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Perché adorano il valzer.\N[ball = ballo] - Sì, è così.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.77,0:00:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come si conta fino a tre in Austria?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.05,0:00:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un due tre, un due tre, un..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.88,0:00:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.66,0:00:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Per quale crimine si rischia \Nla pena massima a Vienna?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.30,0:00:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Far andare la lavatrice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.61,0:00:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di domenica.\N- Non fatelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.93,0:00:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finite questa strofa:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.46,0:00:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le colline sono vive con...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.46,0:00:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,temperature in aumento, nevicate in calo,\Nerosione del suolo e incendi forestali.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.31,0:00:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esatto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.23,0:00:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Austria, quando vai di fretta,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.36,0:00:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con quali parole puoi dire 'addio'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.31,0:00:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get to the choppa!\N[vedi Predator]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.65,0:01:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.77,0:01:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Austria, qual è il verbo che indica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.64,0:01:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il bere inconsciamente \Ndal bicchiere di vino altrui?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.55,0:01:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lappare freudiano.\N- Sì.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.97,0:01:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora, prima che ve ne andiate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.30,0:01:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parlatemi delle vostre madri.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.44,0:01:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Veramente?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.16,0:01:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, è per il modulo del visto.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.55,0:01:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, scusi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.64,0:01:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aspettate, chiamo Mateus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.06,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mateus, vieni qui per favore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.56,0:01:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, è troppo lontano.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.71,0:01:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dovrò usare l’opera.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.23,0:01:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grazie mille.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.08,0:01:35.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siamo Foil Arms and Hog \Ne saremo presto a Vienna.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.55,0:01:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo due spettacoli \Na Vienna in ottobre.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.05,0:01:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E ehm....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se non ci venite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.62,0:01:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saremo molto delusi.\N- Sarà stata un'enorme perdita di tempo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.04,0:01:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Già.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.74,0:01:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo un sacco di date \Nin tutta Europa e negli Stati Uniti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.73,0:01:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e in questo momento siamo \Nall’Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.39,0:01:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per tutto il mese.