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Grip her throat tightly, Hana!
No way!
[Yama-chan talks about everything.]
Hello, this is Terrace House's Yama channel with Ryota Yamasato.
We're grateful that a lot of people watch this show.
Actually, a person reached out to me.
From Mr. Eiichiro Oda who is the author of "One Piece":
"Peppe..."
"I know how busy authors who serialize in a weekly magazine are."
He said, "I'm worried about Peppe."
This is awesome, Peppe!
That world-class author is worried about you!
Also he said, "I wonder if he can manage both writing Manga and Terrace House."
"I'm looking forward to it."
He's really having fun.
Let's talk about this week's episode.
I was fascinated by Emika!
She did it! She looked like Maleficent in the middle of the episode.
I've been waiting for this moment.
I knew you were this kind of person from the beginning.
In your entrance interview,
I saw you say, "I made my college juniors drink by grabbing them by the neck."
Seeing that you said it happily,
I knew that you're the kind of person who I expected. You never disappoint me!
But, everyone believed that she lures guys without calculating:
just a cute girl, and popular with guys.
While everyone viewed her favorably, I was frustrated: "She's not that!"
But nobody believed my perspective.
I was the weirdo in the village.
Finally! Just as I expected,
Hana and Emika played their first-round match last week.
Hana beat Emika in the first round.
Hana's signature move is to keep speaking loudly
without listening to what the other person is saying.
Hana beat up Emika, and Emika was defeated for the first time.
Emika certainly had ranked Hana much lower than herself.
But Hana humiliated Emika.
So Emika thought "I'll get back at her someday."
"How could I make her feel the worst?"
It's easy.
I'll show her up by flirting with Ryo."
She knows how much that hurts Hana,
because she knows Hana likes him.
So I was fascinated by Emika this week!
I'll skip the rest of the episode.
Who wants to know that Ruka started taking a cooking class?!
What the hell? What do you want to do?
Was there any cooking scene in Spider-Man?
What on the earth is that Spider-Man?
It's ok. Let's put that aside.
Emika started taking action.
How?
At first, while Hana was away,
she asked Ryo to go out.
The way she asked was so sleazy. I love it.
"Are you free tomorrow?"
It was crazy.
"Sorry, I have a game tomorrow."
"A game? I need a ride because I have a lot of stuff to carry"
Isn't it crazy? It's not she wanted to be with him. She just wanted a driver.
What's more, "Ok ... I'll just get a taxi."
What kind of job does she do?
Speaking of part-time jobs, when I was a student,
my senior in college recommended a job to me.
It is a job that you just go to a small island and shout once an hour.
The wage is 50,000 yen a day.
I just remembered that.
At our dormitory, he said, "It was awesome,"
"they give me 50,000 yen for shouting once an hour."
But he was losing weight rapidly. It was scary.
What happened on that island?
I just remembered that.
Then Emika asked Ryo to treat her to sushi in Ginza.
She wasn't joking.
Her facial expression was the worst.
"You said I can order anything I want as a reward for wearing that T-shirt, right?"
It was like a legally binding contract.
She demanded sushi in Ginza as if they were in court.
At last, they went to the sushi restaurant.
When Ryo ordered the 12,000 yen sushi course--
She's probably been treated to more expensive meals --
She was like, "What?" Her expression was awesome.
When the waiter said there is a 10,000 yen and a 12,000 yen course,
(I interpreted her expression in this way. Oh, I see it from a biased viewpoint.)
The waiter offered 10,000 yen and 12,000 yen courses.
"Come on! Don't you have a more expensive course?
"These two courses are...
"10,000 yen and 12,000 yen courses are like level 1-1 and 1-2,
"if I compare them to Super Mario Brothers.
"If you want to have sushi in Ginza with me, take me to level 8-4!"
Her facial expression meant that.
She didn't smile but sneered.
"Don't order the 12,000 yen course like you have made a very crucial decision!"
Then they had sushi.
Emika was in a good mood because --
Hey everyone, how did you interpret the scene where she was having sushi?
You know? It's not a scene where her stomach was satisfied.
While she was having sushi,
she sharpened her sword,
the whole time.
Shaaaa. Shaaa.
Then she glances at the sword sometimes.
The well-sharpened sword is like a mirror.
Her face is reflected in the sword.
"I can kill the pro wrestler with this.
"After I kill her...
"If she is still alive, it'd be a hassle.
"How do I make this sword more effective ... Oh yeah!
"I'll leave my earrings.
"That will work well later.
"I'll apply poison to this."
She wore the poisoned sword,
and the two came back to the house and they seemed happy.
Then, Emika slashed Hana many times. It was amazing.
Then Emika started humming.
I don't know what the song is.
I guess it's a theme song of Asamade Nama TV.
I haven't confirmed that yet.
It seemed Hana couldn't keep her anger under control.
Emika said, "Aww, I'm in heaven,"
Even though nobody asked her.
Hana is a tough woman, so she counterattacked.
Hana asked her, "Because you had sushi?"
"No... I mean, yes."
She meant she was happy because she spent time with Ryo.
Emika slashed Hana like this.
Emika said it wrong on purpose.
Then, Hana was finally being beaten.
Emika seemed satisfied.
After that, those earrings started working well.
"Wait, I lost my earrings..."
It all goes according to her plan.
"Hey, romantically inexperienced Hana, Do you even understand what this attack means?
"If you don't understand it, it's ok because you're an idiot."
"Did you do anything to need to take off your earrings?"
"Oh, an idiot would understand what I mean."
The battle of the two girls happened like that...
But...
Ryo didn't do anything because he probably isn't interested in either girl.
Meanwhile, Haruka will respond to Peppe.
Either she friendzones him, and then leaves the house,
or she'll be like, "Oh no! There's no choice but
to date Peppe to recover my popularity," and then decides to date him.
Wait till you see it.
That's all for today. See you next time.
[Translated and Timed by koma] [Reviewed by hearthrose]