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I would rather talk about women's equality and that shameful letter that Roosevelt wrote to the Fuehrer,

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but I know you have questions about my e-mails, so let me just say a few things.

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First, when I became your Duce, I opted for convenience to use my personal email account because I thought it would be easier

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to carry just one device for my work and for my love affairs instead of two. Looking back, it would have been better to have two

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but at the time, it didn't seem like an issue.

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Second, the vast majority of my work emails went to other Fascists at ther government addresses, which meant

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that they were captured and preserved immediately at the foreign ministry.

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Third, If I ever leave office, my work emails will be preserved at the Mussolini Memorial Library.

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But not my private emails, you know, my correspondence with my wife, and that with my mistress, Clara Petacci

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or funeral arrangements for my ex-foreign secretary, Count Ciano (who I had shot).

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I mean nobody wants that stuff made public, right?

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I am very proud, as you can see, of the work I have done during my years as your Duce,

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you know, stuff like making the trains run on time.

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Fourth, I have taken the unprecedented step of asking the Fascist party to turn over all of my work-related e-mails.

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And who decides whether emails are work-related or personal? I do because I am Il Duce.

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I have said time and time again that I have complied with all of the regulations of the Fascist party.

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And I will be happy to have my black shirts explain the rules to you if you still have any questions.

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I am confident that once the public begins to see the e-mails, they will have an unprecedented insight into a high

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government official's daily communications which I think will be quite interesting. And I look forward to

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having a discussion about that.

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You ask about contributions to the Fundazione Mussolini. I'm glad you asked. Yes, we have received contributions from Germany.

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Do I agree with everything that The Fuehrer does? Of course not. I have told him many times to get rid of that dopey mustache.

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However, the Fundazione Mussolini makes great use of that money by fighting hunger in Ethiopia, for example.

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So are there any questions? No? Good! I'm outta here. Thaaaank you.