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<i>(phone rings)</i>

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<i>(man) Hey, man, what's up?</i>[br]<i>I'm in a theater.</i>

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- <i>Yeah, I can talk.</i>[br]- <i>(Ian) Shut up!</i>

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<i>(zombies moaning,</i>[br]<i>person screaming, gunshots)</i>

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Why do people even like zombie movies?

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- Uh... they're fun to watch?[br]- This is fun?

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Watching a bunch of corpses[br]get their heads blown off?

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Yeah. Imagine how stupid[br]scary movies would be

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if they were actually realistic.

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IF SCARY MOVIES[br]WERE REAL

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SAW

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(crying) Help!

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Why is that dead guy breathing?

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Damn it!

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signs

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Die, alien! (grunts)

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(alien laughs)

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You really thought our weakness was water?

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You humans are stupider[br]than I thought. (laughing)

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PSYCHO

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♪ (suspenseful horror music) ♪

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(gasps)

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Damn!

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ANACONDA

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(exaggerated groaning)

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No! (yelling)

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(grunting)

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CHUCKY[br]"CHILD'S PLAY"

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(Ian gasping frantically) Oh, no!

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Anthony! My doll is trying to kill me!

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<i>You're my favorite deputy.</i>

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Are you kidding?

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- <i>Die, bitch!</i>[br]- (screams)

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PITCH[br]BLACK

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the[br]ring

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(static buzzing)

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♪ (Justin Bieber, "Baby" ringtone) ♪

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Hello?

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<i>(voice on phone) Seven days.</i>

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<i>(dial tone)</i>

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Oh, hell no.

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- <i>(line rings)</i>[br]- <i>Hello?</i>

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Yeah, you just called me.

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- <i>No, I didn't.</i>[br]- Yeah, you did.

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<i>Uh... Livelinks sex line.</i>[br]<i>How may I assist you?</i>

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Okay, I know this isn't[br]a sex line. You're lying.

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<i>Yes, it is.</i>

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How much do you charge?

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SEX AND THE CITY

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♪ (dramatic sting) ♪

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SCREAM[br](OR ANY SLASHER MOVIE)

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- (woman screams)[br]- (villain laughs)

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(doors rattling)

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(chuckling sinisterly)

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Ah!

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<i>That was easy.</i>

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- Yeah, I guess that would be pretty dumb.[br]- Told you.

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Well, I gotta go.

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Old Sparky needs a little trim.

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(moaning)

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Oh! Holy dingleberries!

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(moaning continues)

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- Die, zombies![br]- Wait!

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(grunts)

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They're not zombies.

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They're just really, really high.

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(stoners munching)

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- So, then I just--[br]- Yeah, you're going to prison.

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To see bloopers & deleted scenes from[br]THE EXORCIST + The Birds

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CLICK THE LINK BELOW!

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<i>(spooky voice) Thanks for</i>[br]<i>subscribing! (chuckles creepily)</i>

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<i>I'm looking at you through your window.</i>