WEBVTT 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:09.668 What dog did he steal that sweater from? 00:00:10.710 --> 00:00:12.200 Probably his wife. 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:18.041 Good God, who shot the couch? 00:00:21.154 --> 00:00:25.147 Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby. 00:00:27.827 --> 00:00:30.625 Who's that lady with Nell Carter? 00:00:30.730 --> 00:00:33.528 That's not Nell Carter. That's my father! 00:00:36.302 --> 00:00:38.327 God, you're so shallow. l hate you. 00:00:38.405 --> 00:00:40.498 You're stupid and ugly and l wish you would die. 00:00:40.573 --> 00:00:42.097 -Sorry. -Okay. 00:00:43.309 --> 00:00:45.607 Look at her! 00:00:46.646 --> 00:00:50.082 Brake! Hit the brake, Will! 00:00:50.950 --> 00:00:54.181 -What in the hell are you doing? -l'm sorry. lt ain't my fault. 00:00:54.254 --> 00:00:57.189 l panicked. That squirrel came out of nowhere. 00:00:57.290 --> 00:01:00.054 Philip, l'll call the manager and have him remove the cart. 00:01:00.126 --> 00:01:02.686 Oh, let's just draw more attention to ourselves. 00:01:02.762 --> 00:01:05.697 -Get in the cart, Vivian. -No. 00:01:07.934 --> 00:01:12.894 l'm sorry, Mr. Banks, but no golf carts in the dining room. 00:01:14.841 --> 00:01:17.708 You've certainly made a name at this country club. 00:01:17.777 --> 00:01:19.865 l wouldn't be surprised if they revoked our shuffleboard privileges. 00:01:20.160 --> 00:01:20.832 That's fine with me. This place is wack. l'm out of here. 00:01:21.118 --> 00:01:21.417 Hold up. 00:01:21.664 --> 00:01:22.051 Special bulletin. Hormones to Will. 00:01:22.864 --> 00:01:24.442 Hold up yourself, Will. That's Mimi Mumford. 00:01:24.583 --> 00:01:26.378 You can't get to first base with her unless you impress her father. 00:01:26.630 --> 00:01:27.483 He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player... 00:01:27.791 --> 00:01:28.141 and around these parts, he's known as Dr. No. 00:01:28.641 --> 00:01:29.592 -Why do they call him that? -Because he never says ''yes.'' 00:01:29.962 --> 00:01:30.535 No young man is good enough for his daughter. 00:01:31.107 --> 00:01:31.540 He ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no 'cause l ain't gonna ask. 00:01:34.660 --> 00:01:38.806 Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night... 00:01:39.065 --> 00:01:40.725 would you like to accompany me to the Apple Blossom ball? 00:01:41.407 --> 00:01:43.807 No. 00:01:44.033 --> 00:01:46.433 What's your name, boy? 00:01:46.782 --> 00:01:50.579 What school do you go to? What college are you applying to? 00:01:51.035 --> 00:01:53.481 What's your career plans? 00:01:54.222 --> 00:01:58.752 l'm just a sophomore, sir. l don't really know yet. 00:01:59.866 --> 00:02:04.788 Out of here, son. You disgust me. 00:02:05.193 --> 00:02:08.633 So, what kind of guy does Dr. No say yes to? 00:02:09.124 --> 00:02:12.667 Fellas with good grades, good manners, good looks. 00:02:13.093 --> 00:02:17.287 ln a word, me. 00:02:17.830 --> 00:02:20.926 So why haven't you made your move on Miss Mimi? 00:02:21.413 --> 00:02:24.569 Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy. 00:02:24.932 --> 00:02:27.453 Well, she can tickle mine. 00:02:27.946 --> 00:02:30.198 lf only wishing made it so. 00:02:30.377 --> 00:02:32.806 Let's face it, Will. You lack the social graces... 00:02:33.270 --> 00:02:35.467 to impress someone like Dr. No. 00:02:35.904 --> 00:02:39.237 Boy, you must be on dog food. 00:02:39.810 --> 00:02:42.619 l am the most handsome, the most intelligent... 00:02:42.926 --> 00:02:48.739 and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee. 00:02:48.987 --> 00:02:54.335 This isn't West Philly, Will. lt's Bel-Air. 00:02:54.706 --> 00:02:56.948 And the women here are different. 00:02:57.458 --> 00:03:01.054 l guarantee you Dr. No will say no. 00:03:01.423 --> 00:03:04.343 -Yeah? l bet he won't. -l bet he will. 00:03:04.684 --> 00:03:06.895 -l bet he won't. -l'll bet he will. 00:03:07.292 --> 00:03:10.518 Who says the art of conversation is dead? 00:03:10.959 --> 00:03:13.818 All right, Will. You think you can be a gentleman? 00:03:14.252 --> 00:03:17.420 How do you propose on going about it? 00:03:17.714 --> 00:03:19.930 Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. 00:03:20.465 --> 00:03:23.913 All l have to do is follow you around for a day. 00:03:24.253 --> 00:04:02.111 lt isn't as easy as it looks. 00:04:02.797 --> 00:04:04.759 And with your father's permission... 00:04:05.270 --> 00:04:09.799 l'd love to escort you to the Apple Blossom ball. 00:04:10.285 --> 00:04:14.404 l had no idea you two were getting along so well. 00:04:14.723 --> 00:04:17.507 What's going on here, Carlton? 00:04:17.829 --> 00:04:19.772 Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford... 00:04:20.235 --> 00:04:24.661 so l'm teaching him how to be a perfect gentleman. 00:04:25.312 --> 00:04:38.160 l want a piece of this. 00:04:38.657 --> 00:04:45.300 Observe, Will, this is how a perfect gentleman... 00:04:45.637 --> 00:04:47.473 talks to a young lady. 00:04:47.899 --> 00:04:51.909 ''Say there, Mimi... 00:04:52.198 --> 00:04:57.328 ''might l say that you rate a perfect 10 on my niftiness meter?'' 00:04:57.510 --> 00:05:02.524 l don't think so. 00:05:02.916 --> 00:05:08.315 Uncle Phil, how did you used to crack on the girlies? 00:05:08.616 --> 00:05:13.017 What l'm about to tell you is going to change your life forever. 00:05:13.256 --> 00:05:14.521 -Are you listening? -Yeah. 00:05:14.990 --> 00:05:17.101 First, l take her hand... 00:05:17.343 --> 00:05:23.518 then l stroke it gently but imperceptibly... 00:05:24.009 --> 00:05:28.479 look deep into her eyes, blow gently in her ear... 00:05:28.836 --> 00:05:32.291 let my mouth curl up into a smile... 00:05:32.620 --> 00:05:37.359 make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound. 00:05:37.906 --> 00:05:45.158 Philip, that's what you did on our first date. 00:05:45.643 --> 00:05:51.531 -That's right. -You're lucky you got a second one. 00:05:52.003 --> 00:05:56.943 Allow me, sir. 00:05:57.220 --> 00:06:02.580 Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better. 00:06:03.060 --> 00:06:05.124 MademoiseIIe. 00:06:05.487 --> 00:06:09.314 My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. 00:06:09.672 --> 00:06:12.244 Whether it was chance or blind fate... 00:06:12.614 --> 00:06:17.059 or kismet, if you will, that brought us together... 00:06:17.375 --> 00:06:21.396 l would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you... 00:06:21.741 --> 00:06:28.064 how deeply you have affected the very core of my being. 00:06:28.813 --> 00:06:33.904 Baby! 00:06:34.219 --> 00:06:43.857 -The fish knife. -Yeah, right. 00:06:44.234 --> 00:06:48.066 No, it is right. He got it right. 00:06:48.427 --> 00:06:51.307 -He got it right! -He did? 00:06:51.618 --> 00:06:57.920 Get your own geisha. 00:06:58.291 --> 00:07:05.886 Excuse me, Master Carlton. 00:07:06.208 --> 00:07:10.378 -You were saying? -Will, he picked out the fish knife. 00:07:10.949 --> 00:07:15.307 Will, l want you to pay very close attention. 00:07:15.715 --> 00:07:20.588 Which one is the shrimp fork? 00:07:20.838 --> 00:07:27.883 By george, l think he's got it. 00:07:28.362 --> 00:07:33.915 l think he's got it. 00:07:34.201 --> 00:07:42.926 Where did he get that jacket? 00:07:43.361 --> 00:07:49.209 Probably off the rack. 00:07:49.462 --> 00:07:55.474 -Did you hear about his Jaguar? -The one he bought secondhand? 00:07:55.876 --> 00:08:07.120 Okay, just remember you're from Connecticut... 00:08:07.386 --> 00:08:12.098 you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy, and you row on the crew team. 00:08:12.578 --> 00:08:15.339 Now, where did you transfer from? 00:08:15.929 --> 00:08:17.276 Bend over. 00:08:17.694 --> 00:08:25.570 lt's Andover. We're going back home. 00:08:25.841 --> 00:08:27.667 l was joking, man. Relax. Hook it up. 00:08:28.085 --> 00:08:31.792 l beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford. l have a friend who's new in town. 00:08:32.409 --> 00:08:37.412 He's the new star on the crew team. Would you like to meet him? 00:08:37.818 --> 00:08:38.721 No. 00:08:39.138 --> 00:08:40.039 l respect your wishes, sir... 00:08:40.462 --> 00:08:43.894 but l'd just like to say kudos on that polo match. Super form. 00:08:44.302 --> 00:08:47.552 You saw it, huh? Excuse me. l didn't get your name. 00:08:48.136 --> 00:08:52.732 Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers. 00:08:53.052 --> 00:08:56.512 Have a seat, Smithers. 00:08:57.190 --> 00:08:59.068 -May l join you, sir? -No. 00:08:59.287 --> 00:09:03.999 What school do you go to? What college have you applied to? 00:09:04.344 --> 00:09:05.634 What's your career plans? 00:09:05.862 --> 00:09:07.769 Bel-Air Academy, Princeton, and thoracic surgery, sir. 00:09:08.169 --> 00:09:14.180 Thoracic surgery. That's my field. 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:17.077 What aspect of it interests you the most? 00:09:18.211 --> 00:09:24.130 The cutting part. 00:09:24.566 --> 00:09:28.133 That's the part l like, too. 00:09:28.467 --> 00:09:33.780 Listen, l'm glad you're a fan of polo. 00:09:34.162 --> 00:09:38.727 l have a very fine string of Arabians. 00:09:39.129 --> 00:09:43.410 Really? With turbans and everything? 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:55.184 Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. 00:09:55.486 --> 00:09:58.183 l thought you were a blithering idiot. 00:09:58.447 --> 00:10:00.952 There's my daughter. Would you like to meet her? 00:10:01.285 --> 00:10:04.636 Gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one. 00:10:05.115 --> 00:10:07.940 l seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex. 00:10:08.314 --> 00:10:10.027 Nonsense. 00:10:10.410 --> 00:10:12.140 -Hi, Daddy. -Poodles. 00:10:12.550 --> 00:10:14.470 There is someone l'd like you to meet. 00:10:15.111 --> 00:10:17.718 Mimi, Kip Smithers. Varsity crew from Bel-Air. 00:10:18.085 --> 00:10:22.303 A gentleman and a scholar and soon to be a fine surgeon. 00:10:22.634 --> 00:10:28.967 You flatter me, sir. 00:10:29.221 --> 00:10:32.103 l'll just leave the two of you alone. 00:10:32.475 --> 00:10:34.783 -Mimi-- -Look, before you get yourself... 00:10:35.110 --> 00:10:38.536 all worked up into a lather, l just would like to say this. 00:10:38.863 --> 00:10:42.815 l am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts. 00:10:43.242 --> 00:10:47.567 What? 00:10:47.837 --> 00:10:50.171 l don't need some stooge who's going to play up to my father. 00:10:50.583 --> 00:10:53.003 l want a real man. Someone dangerous. Someone exciting. 00:10:53.454 --> 00:11:00.236 Someone from the streets. 00:11:00.554 --> 00:11:03.229 -What's so funny? -Yo, baby. 00:11:03.584 --> 00:11:10.477 Your prince is in effect, baby. 00:11:10.808 --> 00:11:12.875 l'm not down with this preppy nonsense. 00:11:13.353 --> 00:11:18.564 Carlton told me to do this. l'm definitely straight out the 'hood. 00:11:18.822 --> 00:11:23.853 That was the worst homeboy act l've ever heard. 00:11:24.105 --> 00:11:30.590 lt's not an act. lt's the real deal. Yo, C! Come here! 00:11:30.590 --> 00:11:34.150 Mimi. Kip. 00:11:34.644 --> 00:11:41.764 Carlton, would you please tell her who l really am? 00:11:42.185 --> 00:11:43.570 -Who you really are? -Yes. 00:11:44.043 --> 00:11:46.847 He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. 00:11:47.032 --> 00:11:54.686 He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air, so he could row with the crew. 00:11:55.311 --> 00:12:13.844 No. Tell her where l'm really from. 00:12:14.298 --> 00:12:15.639 England? 00:12:15.873 --> 00:12:20.521 For future reference, Will, our club frowns on strangulation. 00:12:20.916 --> 00:12:23.144 This is all your fault. You got me into this mess. 00:12:23.482 --> 00:12:25.877 -Me. -Yeah! 00:12:26.332 --> 00:12:31.953 This preppy nonsense. l knew women didn't like that mess. 00:12:32.472 --> 00:12:34.590 lf l would've had my way, l would've had my way. 00:12:34.926 --> 00:12:36.819 Congratulate me. 00:12:37.194 --> 00:12:40.960 lt took all day but l finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps... 00:12:41.208 --> 00:12:44.327 to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight. 00:12:44.656 --> 00:12:47.352 -Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford. -That fat girl? 00:12:47.705 --> 00:12:49.968 Mimi is not fat. 00:12:50.380 --> 00:12:53.791 Not today. Liposuction. 00:12:54.094 --> 00:12:58.734 She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug. 00:12:59.041 --> 00:13:04.386 She looks good now, right? l don't see your point. 00:13:04.781 --> 00:13:08.770 Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose... 00:13:09.166 --> 00:13:12.912 and see how much of your arm you come back with. 00:13:13.474 --> 00:13:14.563 Will. 00:13:15.049 --> 00:13:18.057 So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? 00:13:18.438 --> 00:13:21.199 He struck out. 00:13:21.614 --> 00:13:26.911 Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey... 00:13:27.206 --> 00:13:30.882 but you have not gone to the most logical source: 00:13:31.243 --> 00:13:33.675 the woman of the house. 00:13:34.032 --> 00:13:40.860 Before l was married, l had my share of admirers. 00:13:41.011 --> 00:13:45.670 A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet. 00:13:45.944 --> 00:13:47.697 The ones that l was most attracted to... 00:13:47.958 --> 00:13:52.010 were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. 00:13:52.461 --> 00:13:59.000 And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself. 00:13:59.412 --> 00:14:01.541 Thanks, Aunt Viv. 00:14:01.876 --> 00:14:06.807 So, Will, are you going to take Mom's advice? 00:14:07.154 --> 00:14:09.980 Man, you got to be crazy. 00:14:10.355 --> 00:14:14.632 Mimi wants a street-wise, Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man. 00:14:14.847 --> 00:14:20.443 lf l could show her that l'm dangerous, l'll have her like that. 00:14:20.719 --> 00:14:22.613 l'll bet you wouldn't. 00:14:23.014 --> 00:14:26.282 -l bet l would. -l'll bet you wouldn't. 00:14:26.678 --> 00:14:28.986 -l bet you wouldn't. -l bet you would. 00:14:29.380 --> 00:14:33.761 See, l fooled you. 00:14:34.110 --> 00:14:42.623 Remember, l'm wanted in five states... 00:14:42.997 --> 00:14:50.874 l'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store... 00:14:51.198 --> 00:14:54.772 -and what did l do before then? -You went to Penn State. 00:14:55.067 --> 00:14:57.096 l went to the state pen. 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:01.425 Sorry. l thought Penn State was bad enough. 00:15:01.690 --> 00:15:05.616 Mimi, top of the evening. 00:15:05.944 --> 00:15:10.354 Carlton, for the 900th time, no, l will not go out with you. 00:15:10.689 --> 00:15:13.682 -l thought you said she wasn't your type. -She isn't. She's too negative. 00:15:14.166 --> 00:15:15.048 l'm not here for that. 00:15:15.541 --> 00:15:24.641 Although if you just gave it some objective thought-- 00:15:25.027 --> 00:15:26.596 Anyway, l'm here for him. 00:15:27.006 --> 00:15:29.298 Does he need to go to the bathroom? 00:15:29.714 --> 00:15:32.589 No, he's just being his bad self. 00:15:33.011 --> 00:15:36.338 What you saw before was just a charade. 00:15:36.675 --> 00:15:37.818 Kip is his street name. 00:15:38.298 --> 00:15:41.000 K-l-P. lt stands for conceived in prison. 00:15:41.383 --> 00:15:42.938 He's my cousin... 00:15:43.328 --> 00:15:46.116 and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant region of Brooklyn... 00:15:46.646 --> 00:15:50.236 wherein he is a felon. 00:15:50.612 --> 00:15:53.309 Okay. Then what's he doing here in Bel-Air? 00:15:53.659 --> 00:15:58.014 He's living with us to escape, and l quote, ''the man.'' 00:15:58.338 --> 00:15:59.675 Voila. 00:16:00.109 --> 00:16:02.964 l thought you said he rode crew. 00:16:03.419 --> 00:16:05.810 No, baby. You misunderstood. 00:16:06.140 --> 00:16:11.489 He said l wrote for the 2 Live Crew. 00:16:11.815 --> 00:16:17.142 But, see, they kicked me out because my lyrics was too abrasive. 00:16:17.545 --> 00:16:24.631 He's as nasty as he wants to be. l kid you not. 00:16:28.606 --> 00:16:31.000 Baby. You look so good... 00:16:31.634 --> 00:16:32.971 l wish l could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all. 00:16:33.416 --> 00:16:42.792 Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect. lt's time to get busy. 00:16:43.189 --> 00:16:51.698 You can't hay, can you, baby? 00:16:52.168 --> 00:16:59.563 You work on that, all right, baby? 00:16:59.976 --> 00:17:02.472 Salutations, Doctor. 00:17:02.832 --> 00:17:05.464 This is quite an intense shindig, huh? 00:17:05.717 --> 00:17:08.682 Listen, l just want to find out how things are going with Mimi. 00:17:08.957 --> 00:17:12.050 l'm having a little trouble breaking the proverbial ice, sir. 00:17:12.424 --> 00:17:16.438 l hope l don't embarrass myself, being in your illustrious presence and all. 00:17:16.794 --> 00:17:21.897 Don't worry. l'll just make myself scarce... 00:17:22.300 --> 00:17:29.084 but, l do have one piece of advice. 00:17:29.404 --> 00:17:32.957 -Be yourself. -That's a natch, sir. 00:17:33.276 --> 00:17:36.628 This music is def, exceptionally def. 00:17:36.939 --> 00:17:40.100 Carlton, beat it! 00:17:40.459 --> 00:17:43.076 l'm dope. Yo. 00:17:43.507 --> 00:17:47.563 What were you talking to my father about? 00:17:47.882 --> 00:17:53.581 l told him if he don't stay out my face, we would take it to the street. 00:17:53.910 --> 00:17:58.037 Baby, you close your eyes when you dance with me. 00:17:58.330 --> 00:18:00.632 Salutations yet again, Doctor. 00:18:00.977 --> 00:18:05.075 Just a thought. Mimi loves horses and you love polo... 00:18:05.549 --> 00:18:10.094 l thought that might break the ice. 00:18:10.374 --> 00:18:14.656 Thanks for the prescription, Doc. Enough said. 00:18:15.001 --> 00:18:21.089 What were you talking to my father about this time? 00:18:21.353 --> 00:18:29.539 l wasn't listening to him, baby. l was stealing his wallet. 00:18:29.833 --> 00:18:31.906 Kip, l'm so sorry l didn't believe you before. 00:18:32.266 --> 00:18:36.563 l should have seen right through that thin charade. 00:18:36.954 --> 00:18:40.476 Let's go someplace and get busy. 00:18:40.809 --> 00:18:43.509 Yes, ma'am. 00:18:43.840 --> 00:18:49.580 -But first, l want you to rap for me. -What? 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:54.678 You know, let me hear some of them abrasive lyrics. 00:18:54.943 --> 00:18:58.888 Okay, baby. This one l got banned in Buffalo for. 00:18:59.318 --> 00:19:01.829 And that is just the type of music we will not let our children listen to. 00:19:02.198 --> 00:19:13.114 Smithers, what is the meaning of that ridiculous hat? 00:19:13.483 --> 00:19:18.783 Who put this on my head? 00:19:19.214 --> 00:19:23.148 Daddy, isn't he funny? 00:19:23.452 --> 00:19:25.636 No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight. 00:19:26.014 --> 00:19:30.157 Wait a minute. You can't talk to him like that, Daddy. 00:19:30.520 --> 00:19:34.255 He's practically a convicted killer, and l love him. 00:19:34.608 --> 00:19:37.666 A convicted killer? Who are you? 00:19:38.029 --> 00:19:39.452 All right, look. 00:19:39.841 --> 00:19:43.735 l'm not a young republican from Connecticut... 00:19:44.055 --> 00:19:46.990 and l'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy. 00:19:47.391 --> 00:19:49.981 l'm Will Smith from West Philly... 00:19:50.372 --> 00:19:53.636 and l've been busting my butt all night trying to impress you... 00:19:53.933 --> 00:19:55.181 and trying to scare you. 00:19:55.408 --> 00:19:57.407 And l'm exhausted. 00:19:57.772 --> 00:20:00.575 l'm going home, and l'm going to sleep... 00:20:00.893 --> 00:20:05.948 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me to go through all this trouble for. 00:20:06.416 --> 00:20:07.669 Yo, baby. 00:20:08.074 --> 00:20:12.741 What's up? 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:13.890 Miss Hilary. 00:20:14.248 --> 00:20:18.934 Did you have a good time at the Save the Everglades fund raiser? 00:20:19.141 --> 00:20:22.645 Geoffrey, these events are not about having a good time. 00:20:22.889 --> 00:20:25.499 They're consciousness-raising experiences. 00:20:25.788 --> 00:20:29.504 When you hear about all of the species that are on the brink of extinction... 00:20:29.929 --> 00:20:34.336 it's grim, grave, and very sobering. 00:20:34.802 --> 00:20:38.098 -Tom Cruise was near tears. -Wasn't he gorgeous? 00:20:38.328 --> 00:20:43.339 So there l was, G, then this real fly honey walked by, right? 00:20:43.758 --> 00:20:46.635 So l decided l'll just be myself. 00:20:46.984 --> 00:20:50.969 l said, ''Yo, baby.'' And she loved me! 00:20:51.266 --> 00:21:09.264 -Then what happened? -Well, then her husband came in.