1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,668 What dog did he steal that sweater from? 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,200 Probably his wife. 3 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:18,041 Good God, who shot the couch? 4 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,147 Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby. 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,625 Who's that lady with Nell Carter? 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,528 That's not Nell Carter. That's my father! 7 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:38,327 God, you're so shallow. l hate you. 8 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,498 You're stupid and ugly and l wish you would die. 9 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,097 -Sorry. -Okay. 10 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,607 Look at her! 11 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:50,082 Brake! Hit the brake, Will! 12 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:54,181 -What in the hell are you doing? -l'm sorry. lt ain't my fault. 13 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,189 l panicked. That squirrel came out of nowhere. 14 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,054 Philip, l'll call the manager and have him remove the cart. 15 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,686 Oh, let's just draw more attention to ourselves. 16 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,697 -Get in the cart, Vivian. -No. 17 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:12,894 l'm sorry, Mr. Banks, but no golf carts in the dining room. 18 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,708 You've certainly made a name at this country club. 19 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,865 l wouldn't be surprised if they revoked our shuffleboard privileges. 20 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:20,832 That's fine with me. This place is wack. l'm out of here. 21 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:21,417 Hold up. 22 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:22,051 Special bulletin. Hormones to Will. 23 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:24,442 Hold up yourself, Will. That's Mimi Mumford. 24 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,378 You can't get to first base with her unless you impress her father. 25 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:27,483 He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player... 26 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:28,141 and around these parts, he's known as Dr. No. 27 00:01:28,641 --> 00:01:29,592 -Why do they call him that? -Because he never says ''yes.'' 28 00:01:29,962 --> 00:01:30,535 No young man is good enough for his daughter. 29 00:01:31,107 --> 00:01:31,540 He ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no 'cause l ain't gonna ask. 30 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:38,806 Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night... 31 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,725 would you like to accompany me to the Apple Blossom ball? 32 00:01:41,407 --> 00:01:43,807 No. 33 00:01:44,033 --> 00:01:46,433 What's your name, boy? 34 00:01:46,782 --> 00:01:50,579 What school do you go to? What college are you applying to? 35 00:01:51,035 --> 00:01:53,481 What's your career plans? 36 00:01:54,222 --> 00:01:58,752 l'm just a sophomore, sir. l don't really know yet. 37 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:04,788 Out of here, son. You disgust me. 38 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:08,633 So, what kind of guy does Dr. No say yes to? 39 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:12,667 Fellas with good grades, good manners, good looks. 40 00:02:13,093 --> 00:02:17,287 ln a word, me. 41 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,926 So why haven't you made your move on Miss Mimi? 42 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:24,569 Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy. 43 00:02:24,932 --> 00:02:27,453 Well, she can tickle mine. 44 00:02:27,946 --> 00:02:30,198 lf only wishing made it so. 45 00:02:30,377 --> 00:02:32,806 Let's face it, Will. You lack the social graces... 46 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:35,467 to impress someone like Dr. No. 47 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:39,237 Boy, you must be on dog food. 48 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,619 l am the most handsome, the most intelligent... 49 00:02:42,926 --> 00:02:48,739 and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee. 50 00:02:48,987 --> 00:02:54,335 This isn't West Philly, Will. lt's Bel-Air. 51 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:56,948 And the women here are different. 52 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:01,054 l guarantee you Dr. No will say no. 53 00:03:01,423 --> 00:03:04,343 -Yeah? l bet he won't. -l bet he will. 54 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,895 -l bet he won't. -l'll bet he will. 55 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:10,518 Who says the art of conversation is dead? 56 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:13,818 All right, Will. You think you can be a gentleman? 57 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:17,420 How do you propose on going about it? 58 00:03:17,714 --> 00:03:19,930 Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. 59 00:03:20,465 --> 00:03:23,913 All l have to do is follow you around for a day. 60 00:03:24,253 --> 00:04:02,111 lt isn't as easy as it looks. 61 00:04:02,797 --> 00:04:04,759 And with your father's permission... 62 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:09,799 l'd love to escort you to the Apple Blossom ball. 63 00:04:10,285 --> 00:04:14,404 l had no idea you two were getting along so well. 64 00:04:14,723 --> 00:04:17,507 What's going on here, Carlton? 65 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,772 Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford... 66 00:04:20,235 --> 00:04:24,661 so l'm teaching him how to be a perfect gentleman. 67 00:04:25,312 --> 00:04:38,160 l want a piece of this. 68 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:45,300 Observe, Will, this is how a perfect gentleman... 69 00:04:45,637 --> 00:04:47,473 talks to a young lady. 70 00:04:47,899 --> 00:04:51,909 ''Say there, Mimi... 71 00:04:52,198 --> 00:04:57,328 ''might l say that you rate a perfect 10 on my niftiness meter?'' 72 00:04:57,510 --> 00:05:02,524 l don't think so. 73 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:08,315 Uncle Phil, how did you used to crack on the girlies? 74 00:05:08,616 --> 00:05:13,017 What l'm about to tell you is going to change your life forever. 75 00:05:13,256 --> 00:05:14,521 -Are you listening? -Yeah. 76 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:17,101 First, l take her hand... 77 00:05:17,343 --> 00:05:23,518 then l stroke it gently but imperceptibly... 78 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:28,479 look deep into her eyes, blow gently in her ear... 79 00:05:28,836 --> 00:05:32,291 let my mouth curl up into a smile... 80 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:37,359 make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound. 81 00:05:37,906 --> 00:05:45,158 Philip, that's what you did on our first date. 82 00:05:45,643 --> 00:05:51,531 -That's right. -You're lucky you got a second one. 83 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:56,943 Allow me, sir. 84 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:02,580 Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better. 85 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:05,124 MademoiseIIe. 86 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:09,314 My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. 87 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:12,244 Whether it was chance or blind fate... 88 00:06:12,614 --> 00:06:17,059 or kismet, if you will, that brought us together... 89 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:21,396 l would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you... 90 00:06:21,741 --> 00:06:28,064 how deeply you have affected the very core of my being. 91 00:06:28,813 --> 00:06:33,904 Baby! 92 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:43,857 -The fish knife. -Yeah, right. 93 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:48,066 No, it is right. He got it right. 94 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:51,307 -He got it right! -He did? 95 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:57,920 Get your own geisha. 96 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:05,886 Excuse me, Master Carlton. 97 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:10,378 -You were saying? -Will, he picked out the fish knife. 98 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:15,307 Will, l want you to pay very close attention. 99 00:07:15,715 --> 00:07:20,588 Which one is the shrimp fork? 100 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:27,883 By george, l think he's got it. 101 00:07:28,362 --> 00:07:33,915 l think he's got it. 102 00:07:34,201 --> 00:07:42,926 Where did he get that jacket? 103 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:49,209 Probably off the rack. 104 00:07:49,462 --> 00:07:55,474 -Did you hear about his Jaguar? -The one he bought secondhand? 105 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:07,120 Okay, just remember you're from Connecticut... 106 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:12,098 you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy, and you row on the crew team. 107 00:08:12,578 --> 00:08:15,339 Now, where did you transfer from? 108 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,276 Bend over. 109 00:08:17,694 --> 00:08:25,570 lt's Andover. We're going back home. 110 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:27,667 l was joking, man. Relax. Hook it up. 111 00:08:28,085 --> 00:08:31,792 l beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford. l have a friend who's new in town. 112 00:08:32,409 --> 00:08:37,412 He's the new star on the crew team. Would you like to meet him? 113 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,721 No. 114 00:08:39,138 --> 00:08:40,039 l respect your wishes, sir... 115 00:08:40,462 --> 00:08:43,894 but l'd just like to say kudos on that polo match. Super form. 116 00:08:44,302 --> 00:08:47,552 You saw it, huh? Excuse me. l didn't get your name. 117 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:52,732 Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers. 118 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:56,512 Have a seat, Smithers. 119 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,068 -May l join you, sir? -No. 120 00:08:59,287 --> 00:09:03,999 What school do you go to? What college have you applied to? 121 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,634 What's your career plans? 122 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,769 Bel-Air Academy, Princeton, and thoracic surgery, sir. 123 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:14,180 Thoracic surgery. That's my field. 124 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,077 What aspect of it interests you the most? 125 00:09:18,211 --> 00:09:24,130 The cutting part. 126 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:28,133 That's the part l like, too. 127 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:33,780 Listen, l'm glad you're a fan of polo. 128 00:09:34,162 --> 00:09:38,727 l have a very fine string of Arabians. 129 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:43,410 Really? With turbans and everything? 130 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:55,184 Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. 131 00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:58,183 l thought you were a blithering idiot. 132 00:09:58,447 --> 00:10:00,952 There's my daughter. Would you like to meet her? 133 00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:04,636 Gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one. 134 00:10:05,115 --> 00:10:07,940 l seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex. 135 00:10:08,314 --> 00:10:10,027 Nonsense. 136 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,140 -Hi, Daddy. -Poodles. 137 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,470 There is someone l'd like you to meet. 138 00:10:15,111 --> 00:10:17,718 Mimi, Kip Smithers. Varsity crew from Bel-Air. 139 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:22,303 A gentleman and a scholar and soon to be a fine surgeon. 140 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:28,967 You flatter me, sir. 141 00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:32,103 l'll just leave the two of you alone. 142 00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:34,783 -Mimi-- -Look, before you get yourself... 143 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:38,536 all worked up into a lather, l just would like to say this. 144 00:10:38,863 --> 00:10:42,815 l am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts. 145 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:47,567 What? 146 00:10:47,837 --> 00:10:50,171 l don't need some stooge who's going to play up to my father. 147 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,003 l want a real man. Someone dangerous. Someone exciting. 148 00:10:53,454 --> 00:11:00,236 Someone from the streets. 149 00:11:00,554 --> 00:11:03,229 -What's so funny? -Yo, baby. 150 00:11:03,584 --> 00:11:10,477 Your prince is in effect, baby. 151 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,875 l'm not down with this preppy nonsense. 152 00:11:13,353 --> 00:11:18,564 Carlton told me to do this. l'm definitely straight out the 'hood. 153 00:11:18,822 --> 00:11:23,853 That was the worst homeboy act l've ever heard. 154 00:11:24,105 --> 00:11:30,590 lt's not an act. lt's the real deal. Yo, C! Come here! 155 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:34,150 Mimi. Kip. 156 00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:41,764 Carlton, would you please tell her who l really am? 157 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,570 -Who you really are? -Yes. 158 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:46,847 He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. 159 00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:54,686 He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air, so he could row with the crew. 160 00:11:55,311 --> 00:12:13,844 No. Tell her where l'm really from. 161 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,639 England? 162 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:20,521 For future reference, Will, our club frowns on strangulation. 163 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,144 This is all your fault. You got me into this mess. 164 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,877 -Me. -Yeah! 165 00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:31,953 This preppy nonsense. l knew women didn't like that mess. 166 00:12:32,472 --> 00:12:34,590 lf l would've had my way, l would've had my way. 167 00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,819 Congratulate me. 168 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:40,960 lt took all day but l finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps... 169 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,327 to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight. 170 00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:47,352 -Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford. -That fat girl? 171 00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:49,968 Mimi is not fat. 172 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,791 Not today. Liposuction. 173 00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:58,734 She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug. 174 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:04,386 She looks good now, right? l don't see your point. 175 00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,770 Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose... 176 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:12,912 and see how much of your arm you come back with. 177 00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:14,563 Will. 178 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:18,057 So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? 179 00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:21,199 He struck out. 180 00:13:21,614 --> 00:13:26,911 Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey... 181 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,882 but you have not gone to the most logical source: 182 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,675 the woman of the house. 183 00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:40,860 Before l was married, l had my share of admirers. 184 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:45,670 A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet. 185 00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:47,697 The ones that l was most attracted to... 186 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:52,010 were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. 187 00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:59,000 And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself. 188 00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:01,541 Thanks, Aunt Viv. 189 00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:06,807 So, Will, are you going to take Mom's advice? 190 00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:09,980 Man, you got to be crazy. 191 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:14,632 Mimi wants a street-wise, Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man. 192 00:14:14,847 --> 00:14:20,443 lf l could show her that l'm dangerous, l'll have her like that. 193 00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:22,613 l'll bet you wouldn't. 194 00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:26,282 -l bet l would. -l'll bet you wouldn't. 195 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:28,986 -l bet you wouldn't. -l bet you would. 196 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:33,761 See, l fooled you. 197 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:42,623 Remember, l'm wanted in five states... 198 00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:50,874 l'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store... 199 00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:54,772 -and what did l do before then? -You went to Penn State. 200 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,096 l went to the state pen. 201 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,425 Sorry. l thought Penn State was bad enough. 202 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:05,616 Mimi, top of the evening. 203 00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:10,354 Carlton, for the 900th time, no, l will not go out with you. 204 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:13,682 -l thought you said she wasn't your type. -She isn't. She's too negative. 205 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,048 l'm not here for that. 206 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:24,641 Although if you just gave it some objective thought-- 207 00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,596 Anyway, l'm here for him. 208 00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:29,298 Does he need to go to the bathroom? 209 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:32,589 No, he's just being his bad self. 210 00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:36,338 What you saw before was just a charade. 211 00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:37,818 Kip is his street name. 212 00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:41,000 K-l-P. lt stands for conceived in prison. 213 00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:42,938 He's my cousin... 214 00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:46,116 and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant region of Brooklyn... 215 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,236 wherein he is a felon. 216 00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:53,309 Okay. Then what's he doing here in Bel-Air? 217 00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:58,014 He's living with us to escape, and l quote, ''the man.'' 218 00:15:58,338 --> 00:15:59,675 Voila. 219 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:02,964 l thought you said he rode crew. 220 00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:05,810 No, baby. You misunderstood. 221 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:11,489 He said l wrote for the 2 Live Crew. 222 00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:17,142 But, see, they kicked me out because my lyrics was too abrasive. 223 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:24,631 He's as nasty as he wants to be. l kid you not. 224 00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:31,000 Baby. You look so good... 225 00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,971 l wish l could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all. 226 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:42,792 Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect. lt's time to get busy. 227 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:51,698 You can't hay, can you, baby? 228 00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:59,563 You work on that, all right, baby? 229 00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:02,472 Salutations, Doctor. 230 00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:05,464 This is quite an intense shindig, huh? 231 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:08,682 Listen, l just want to find out how things are going with Mimi. 232 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:12,050 l'm having a little trouble breaking the proverbial ice, sir. 233 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:16,438 l hope l don't embarrass myself, being in your illustrious presence and all. 234 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:21,897 Don't worry. l'll just make myself scarce... 235 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:29,084 but, l do have one piece of advice. 236 00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:32,957 -Be yourself. -That's a natch, sir. 237 00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:36,628 This music is def, exceptionally def. 238 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:40,100 Carlton, beat it! 239 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,076 l'm dope. Yo. 240 00:17:43,507 --> 00:17:47,563 What were you talking to my father about? 241 00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:53,581 l told him if he don't stay out my face, we would take it to the street. 242 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:58,037 Baby, you close your eyes when you dance with me. 243 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,632 Salutations yet again, Doctor. 244 00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:05,075 Just a thought. Mimi loves horses and you love polo... 245 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:10,094 l thought that might break the ice. 246 00:18:10,374 --> 00:18:14,656 Thanks for the prescription, Doc. Enough said. 247 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:21,089 What were you talking to my father about this time? 248 00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:29,539 l wasn't listening to him, baby. l was stealing his wallet. 249 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,906 Kip, l'm so sorry l didn't believe you before. 250 00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:36,563 l should have seen right through that thin charade. 251 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:40,476 Let's go someplace and get busy. 252 00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:43,509 Yes, ma'am. 253 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:49,580 -But first, l want you to rap for me. -What? 254 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:54,678 You know, let me hear some of them abrasive lyrics. 255 00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:58,888 Okay, baby. This one l got banned in Buffalo for. 256 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,829 And that is just the type of music we will not let our children listen to. 257 00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:13,114 Smithers, what is the meaning of that ridiculous hat? 258 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:18,783 Who put this on my head? 259 00:19:19,214 --> 00:19:23,148 Daddy, isn't he funny? 260 00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:25,636 No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight. 261 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:30,157 Wait a minute. You can't talk to him like that, Daddy. 262 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,255 He's practically a convicted killer, and l love him. 263 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,666 A convicted killer? Who are you? 264 00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:39,452 All right, look. 265 00:19:39,841 --> 00:19:43,735 l'm not a young republican from Connecticut... 266 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:46,990 and l'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy. 267 00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:49,981 l'm Will Smith from West Philly... 268 00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:53,636 and l've been busting my butt all night trying to impress you... 269 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,181 and trying to scare you. 270 00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,407 And l'm exhausted. 271 00:19:57,772 --> 00:20:00,575 l'm going home, and l'm going to sleep... 272 00:20:00,893 --> 00:20:05,948 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me to go through all this trouble for. 273 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,669 Yo, baby. 274 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:12,741 What's up? 275 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,890 Miss Hilary. 276 00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:18,934 Did you have a good time at the Save the Everglades fund raiser? 277 00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:22,645 Geoffrey, these events are not about having a good time. 278 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,499 They're consciousness-raising experiences. 279 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:29,504 When you hear about all of the species that are on the brink of extinction... 280 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:34,336 it's grim, grave, and very sobering. 281 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:38,098 -Tom Cruise was near tears. -Wasn't he gorgeous? 282 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:43,339 So there l was, G, then this real fly honey walked by, right? 283 00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:46,635 So l decided l'll just be myself. 284 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:50,969 l said, ''Yo, baby.'' And she loved me! 285 00:20:51,266 --> 00:21:09,264 -Then what happened? -Well, then her husband came in.