0:00:07.040,0:00:09.668 What dog did he steal that sweater from? 0:00:10.710,0:00:12.200 Probably his wife. 0:00:15.982,0:00:18.041 Good God, who shot the couch? 0:00:21.154,0:00:25.147 Give her a break, Hilary.[br]She just won the Kentucky Derby. 0:00:27.827,0:00:30.625 Who's that lady with Nell Carter? 0:00:30.730,0:00:33.528 That's not Nell Carter. That's my father! 0:00:36.302,0:00:38.327 God, you're so shallow. l hate you. 0:00:38.405,0:00:40.498 You're stupid and ugly[br]and l wish you would die. 0:00:40.573,0:00:42.097 -Sorry.[br]-Okay. 0:00:43.309,0:00:45.607 Look at her! 0:00:46.646,0:00:50.082 Brake! Hit the brake, Will! 0:00:50.950,0:00:54.181 -What in the hell are you doing?[br]-l'm sorry. lt ain't my fault. 0:00:54.254,0:00:57.189 l panicked.[br]That squirrel came out of nowhere. 0:00:57.290,0:01:00.054 Philip, l'll call the manager[br]and have him remove the cart. 0:01:00.126,0:01:02.686 Oh, let's just draw more attention[br]to ourselves. 0:01:02.762,0:01:05.697 -Get in the cart, Vivian.[br]-No. 0:01:07.934,0:01:12.894 l'm sorry, Mr. Banks,[br]but no golf carts in the dining room. 0:01:14.841,0:01:17.708 You've certainly made a name[br]at this country club. 0:01:17.777,0:01:19.865 l wouldn't be surprised if they revoked[br]our shuffleboard privileges. 0:01:20.160,0:01:20.832 That's fine with me.[br]This place is wack. l'm out of here. 0:01:21.118,0:01:21.417 Hold up. 0:01:21.664,0:01:22.051 Special bulletin. Hormones to Will. 0:01:22.864,0:01:24.442 Hold up yourself, Will.[br]That's Mimi Mumford. 0:01:24.583,0:01:26.378 You can't get to first base with her[br]unless you impress her father. 0:01:26.630,0:01:27.483 He's an eminent surgeon,[br]a championship polo player... 0:01:27.791,0:01:28.141 and around these parts,[br]he's known as Dr. No. 0:01:28.641,0:01:29.592 -Why do they call him that?[br]-Because he never says ''yes.'' 0:01:29.962,0:01:30.535 No young man is good enough[br]for his daughter. 0:01:31.107,0:01:31.540 He ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no[br]'cause l ain't gonna ask. 0:01:34.660,0:01:38.806 Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night... 0:01:39.065,0:01:40.725 would you like to accompany me[br]to the Apple Blossom ball? 0:01:41.407,0:01:43.807 No. 0:01:44.033,0:01:46.433 What's your name, boy? 0:01:46.782,0:01:50.579 What school do you go to?[br]What college are you applying to? 0:01:51.035,0:01:53.481 What's your career plans? 0:01:54.222,0:01:58.752 l'm just a sophomore, sir.[br]l don't really know yet. 0:01:59.866,0:02:04.788 Out of here, son. You disgust me. 0:02:05.193,0:02:08.633 So, what kind of guy[br]does Dr. No say yes to? 0:02:09.124,0:02:12.667 Fellas with good grades,[br]good manners, good looks. 0:02:13.093,0:02:17.287 ln a word, me. 0:02:17.830,0:02:20.926 So why haven't you made your move[br]on Miss Mimi? 0:02:21.413,0:02:24.569 Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy. 0:02:24.932,0:02:27.453 Well, she can tickle mine. 0:02:27.946,0:02:30.198 lf only wishing made it so. 0:02:30.377,0:02:32.806 Let's face it, Will.[br]You lack the social graces... 0:02:33.270,0:02:35.467 to impress someone like Dr. No. 0:02:35.904,0:02:39.237 Boy, you must be on dog food. 0:02:39.810,0:02:42.619 l am the most handsome,[br]the most intelligent... 0:02:42.926,0:02:48.739 and unequivocally the most[br]flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee. 0:02:48.987,0:02:54.335 This isn't West Philly, Will. lt's Bel-Air. 0:02:54.706,0:02:56.948 And the women here are different. 0:02:57.458,0:03:01.054 l guarantee you Dr. No will say no. 0:03:01.423,0:03:04.343 -Yeah? l bet he won't.[br]-l bet he will. 0:03:04.684,0:03:06.895 -l bet he won't.[br]-l'll bet he will. 0:03:07.292,0:03:10.518 Who says the art of conversation is dead? 0:03:10.959,0:03:13.818 All right, Will.[br]You think you can be a gentleman? 0:03:14.252,0:03:17.420 How do you propose on going about it? 0:03:17.714,0:03:19.930 Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. 0:03:20.465,0:03:23.913 All l have to do[br]is follow you around for a day. 0:03:24.253,0:04:02.111 lt isn't as easy as it looks. 0:04:02.797,0:04:04.759 And with your father's permission... 0:04:05.270,0:04:09.799 l'd love to escort you to[br]the Apple Blossom ball. 0:04:10.285,0:04:14.404 l had no idea you two[br]were getting along so well. 0:04:14.723,0:04:17.507 What's going on here, Carlton? 0:04:17.829,0:04:19.772 Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford... 0:04:20.235,0:04:24.661 so l'm teaching him how to be[br]a perfect gentleman. 0:04:25.312,0:04:38.160 l want a piece of this. 0:04:38.657,0:04:45.300 Observe, Will,[br]this is how a perfect gentleman... 0:04:45.637,0:04:47.473 talks to a young lady. 0:04:47.899,0:04:51.909 ''Say there, Mimi... 0:04:52.198,0:04:57.328 ''might l say that you rate a perfect 10[br]on my niftiness meter?'' 0:04:57.510,0:05:02.524 l don't think so. 0:05:02.916,0:05:08.315 Uncle Phil, how did you used[br]to crack on the girlies? 0:05:08.616,0:05:13.017 What l'm about to tell you[br]is going to change your life forever. 0:05:13.256,0:05:14.521 -Are you listening?[br]-Yeah. 0:05:14.990,0:05:17.101 First, l take her hand... 0:05:17.343,0:05:23.518 then l stroke it gently but imperceptibly... 0:05:24.009,0:05:28.479 look deep into her eyes,[br]blow gently in her ear... 0:05:28.836,0:05:32.291 let my mouth curl up into a smile... 0:05:32.620,0:05:37.359 make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound. 0:05:37.906,0:05:45.158 Philip, that's what you did[br]on our first date. 0:05:45.643,0:05:51.531 -That's right.[br]-You're lucky you got a second one. 0:05:52.003,0:05:56.943 Allow me, sir. 0:05:57.220,0:06:02.580 Certainly, Geoffrey,[br]if you think you can do any better. 0:06:03.060,0:06:05.124 MademoiseIIe. 0:06:05.487,0:06:09.314 My life was but a mere whisper[br]until you entered into it. 0:06:09.672,0:06:12.244 Whether it was chance or blind fate... 0:06:12.614,0:06:17.059 or kismet, if you will,[br]that brought us together... 0:06:17.375,0:06:21.396 l would be remiss to let this moment pass[br]without telling you... 0:06:21.741,0:06:28.064 how deeply you have affected[br]the very core of my being. 0:06:28.813,0:06:33.904 Baby! 0:06:34.219,0:06:43.857 -The fish knife.[br]-Yeah, right. 0:06:44.234,0:06:48.066 No, it is right. He got it right. 0:06:48.427,0:06:51.307 -He got it right![br]-He did? 0:06:51.618,0:06:57.920 Get your own geisha. 0:06:58.291,0:07:05.886 Excuse me, Master Carlton. 0:07:06.208,0:07:10.378 -You were saying?[br]-Will, he picked out the fish knife. 0:07:10.949,0:07:15.307 Will, l want you[br]to pay very close attention. 0:07:15.715,0:07:20.588 Which one is the shrimp fork? 0:07:20.838,0:07:27.883 By george, l think he's got it. 0:07:28.362,0:07:33.915 l think he's got it. 0:07:34.201,0:07:42.926 Where did he get that jacket? 0:07:43.361,0:07:49.209 Probably off the rack. 0:07:49.462,0:07:55.474 -Did you hear about his Jaguar?[br]-The one he bought secondhand? 0:07:55.876,0:08:07.120 Okay, just remember[br]you're from Connecticut... 0:08:07.386,0:08:12.098 you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy,[br]and you row on the crew team. 0:08:12.578,0:08:15.339 Now, where did you transfer from? 0:08:15.929,0:08:17.276 Bend over. 0:08:17.694,0:08:25.570 lt's Andover. We're going back home. 0:08:25.841,0:08:27.667 l was joking, man. Relax. Hook it up. 0:08:28.085,0:08:31.792 l beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford.[br]l have a friend who's new in town. 0:08:32.409,0:08:37.412 He's the new star on the crew team.[br]Would you like to meet him? 0:08:37.818,0:08:38.721 No. 0:08:39.138,0:08:40.039 l respect your wishes, sir... 0:08:40.462,0:08:43.894 but l'd just like to say kudos[br]on that polo match. Super form. 0:08:44.302,0:08:47.552 You saw it, huh?[br]Excuse me. l didn't get your name. 0:08:48.136,0:08:52.732 Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers. 0:08:53.052,0:08:56.512 Have a seat, Smithers. 0:08:57.190,0:08:59.068 -May l join you, sir?[br]-No. 0:08:59.287,0:09:03.999 What school do you go to?[br]What college have you applied to? 0:09:04.344,0:09:05.634 What's your career plans? 0:09:05.862,0:09:07.769 Bel-Air Academy, Princeton,[br]and thoracic surgery, sir. 0:09:08.169,0:09:14.180 Thoracic surgery. That's my field. 0:09:14.440,0:09:17.077 What aspect of it interests you the most? 0:09:18.211,0:09:24.130 The cutting part. 0:09:24.566,0:09:28.133 That's the part l like, too. 0:09:28.467,0:09:33.780 Listen, l'm glad you're a fan of polo. 0:09:34.162,0:09:38.727 l have a very fine string of Arabians. 0:09:39.129,0:09:43.410 Really? With turbans and everything? 0:09:43.759,0:09:55.184 Very funny, Smithers.[br]You had me there for a moment. 0:09:55.486,0:09:58.183 l thought you were a blithering idiot. 0:09:58.447,0:10:00.952 There's my daughter.[br]Would you like to meet her? 0:10:01.285,0:10:04.636 Gosh, sir.[br]There's a big question mark on that one. 0:10:05.115,0:10:07.940 l seem to be painfully shy[br]with the fairer sex. 0:10:08.314,0:10:10.027 Nonsense. 0:10:10.410,0:10:12.140 -Hi, Daddy.[br]-Poodles. 0:10:12.550,0:10:14.470 There is someone l'd like you to meet. 0:10:15.111,0:10:17.718 Mimi, Kip Smithers.[br]Varsity crew from Bel-Air. 0:10:18.085,0:10:22.303 A gentleman and a scholar[br]and soon to be a fine surgeon. 0:10:22.634,0:10:28.967 You flatter me, sir. 0:10:29.221,0:10:32.103 l'll just leave the two of you alone. 0:10:32.475,0:10:34.783 -Mimi--[br]-Look, before you get yourself... 0:10:35.110,0:10:38.536 all worked up into a lather,[br]l just would like to say this. 0:10:38.863,0:10:42.815 l am sick of you[br]white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts. 0:10:43.242,0:10:47.567 What? 0:10:47.837,0:10:50.171 l don't need some stooge[br]who's going to play up to my father. 0:10:50.583,0:10:53.003 l want a real man.[br]Someone dangerous. Someone exciting. 0:10:53.454,0:11:00.236 Someone from the streets. 0:11:00.554,0:11:03.229 -What's so funny?[br]-Yo, baby. 0:11:03.584,0:11:10.477 Your prince is in effect, baby. 0:11:10.808,0:11:12.875 l'm not down with this preppy nonsense. 0:11:13.353,0:11:18.564 Carlton told me to do this.[br]l'm definitely straight out the 'hood. 0:11:18.822,0:11:23.853 That was the worst homeboy act[br]l've ever heard. 0:11:24.105,0:11:30.590 lt's not an act. lt's the real deal.[br]Yo, C! Come here! 0:11:30.590,0:11:34.150 Mimi. Kip. 0:11:34.644,0:11:41.764 Carlton, would you please tell her[br]who l really am? 0:11:42.185,0:11:43.570 -Who you really are?[br]-Yes. 0:11:44.043,0:11:46.847 He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. 0:11:47.032,0:11:54.686 He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air,[br]so he could row with the crew. 0:11:55.311,0:12:13.844 No. Tell her where l'm really from. 0:12:14.298,0:12:15.639 England? 0:12:15.873,0:12:20.521 For future reference, Will,[br]our club frowns on strangulation. 0:12:20.916,0:12:23.144 This is all your fault.[br]You got me into this mess. 0:12:23.482,0:12:25.877 -Me.[br]-Yeah! 0:12:26.332,0:12:31.953 This preppy nonsense.[br]l knew women didn't like that mess. 0:12:32.472,0:12:34.590 lf l would've had my way,[br]l would've had my way. 0:12:34.926,0:12:36.819 Congratulate me. 0:12:37.194,0:12:40.960 lt took all day but l finally found[br]the perfect pair of alligator pumps... 0:12:41.208,0:12:44.327 to wear to[br]the Save the Everglades rally tonight. 0:12:44.656,0:12:47.352 -Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford.[br]-That fat girl? 0:12:47.705,0:12:49.968 Mimi is not fat. 0:12:50.380,0:12:53.791 Not today. Liposuction. 0:12:54.094,0:12:58.734 She's been vacuumed more times[br]than a hooked rug. 0:12:59.041,0:13:04.386 She looks good now, right?[br]l don't see your point. 0:13:04.781,0:13:08.770 Just wave a chili-cheese dog[br]in front of her nose... 0:13:09.166,0:13:12.912 and see how much of your arm[br]you come back with. 0:13:13.474,0:13:14.563 Will. 0:13:15.049,0:13:18.057 So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? 0:13:18.438,0:13:21.199 He struck out. 0:13:21.614,0:13:26.911 Okay, Will, you've taken advice[br]from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey... 0:13:27.206,0:13:30.882 but you have not gone[br]to the most logical source: 0:13:31.243,0:13:33.675 the woman of the house. 0:13:34.032,0:13:40.860 Before l was married,[br]l had my share of admirers. 0:13:41.011,0:13:45.670 A sorrier bunch of deadbeats[br]you'll never meet. 0:13:45.944,0:13:47.697 The ones that l was most attracted to... 0:13:47.958,0:13:52.010 were the ones who were secure enough[br]to just be themselves. 0:13:52.461,0:13:59.000 And that's my advice to you.[br]Just be yourself. 0:13:59.412,0:14:01.541 Thanks, Aunt Viv. 0:14:01.876,0:14:06.807 So, Will, are you going[br]to take Mom's advice? 0:14:07.154,0:14:09.980 Man, you got to be crazy. 0:14:10.355,0:14:14.632 Mimi wants a street-wise,[br]Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man. 0:14:14.847,0:14:20.443 lf l could show her that l'm dangerous,[br]l'll have her like that. 0:14:20.719,0:14:22.613 l'll bet you wouldn't. 0:14:23.014,0:14:26.282 -l bet l would.[br]-l'll bet you wouldn't. 0:14:26.678,0:14:28.986 -l bet you wouldn't.[br]-l bet you would. 0:14:29.380,0:14:33.761 See, l fooled you. 0:14:34.110,0:14:42.623 Remember, l'm wanted in five states... 0:14:42.997,0:14:50.874 l'm hiding out from the police[br]for robbing a gun store... 0:14:51.198,0:14:54.772 -and what did l do before then?[br]-You went to Penn State. 0:14:55.067,0:14:57.096 l went to the state pen. 0:14:57.440,0:15:01.425 Sorry. l thought Penn State[br]was bad enough. 0:15:01.690,0:15:05.616 Mimi, top of the evening. 0:15:05.944,0:15:10.354 Carlton, for the 900th time,[br]no, l will not go out with you. 0:15:10.689,0:15:13.682 -l thought you said she wasn't your type.[br]-She isn't. She's too negative. 0:15:14.166,0:15:15.048 l'm not here for that. 0:15:15.541,0:15:24.641 Although if you just gave it[br]some objective thought-- 0:15:25.027,0:15:26.596 Anyway, l'm here for him. 0:15:27.006,0:15:29.298 Does he need to go to the bathroom? 0:15:29.714,0:15:32.589 No, he's just being his bad self. 0:15:33.011,0:15:36.338 What you saw before was just a charade. 0:15:36.675,0:15:37.818 Kip is his street name. 0:15:38.298,0:15:41.000 K-l-P. lt stands for conceived in prison. 0:15:41.383,0:15:42.938 He's my cousin... 0:15:43.328,0:15:46.116 and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant[br]region of Brooklyn... 0:15:46.646,0:15:50.236 wherein he is a felon. 0:15:50.612,0:15:53.309 Okay. Then what's he doing here[br]in Bel-Air? 0:15:53.659,0:15:58.014 He's living with us to escape,[br]and l quote, ''the man.'' 0:15:58.338,0:15:59.675 Voila. 0:16:00.109,0:16:02.964 l thought you said he rode crew. 0:16:03.419,0:16:05.810 No, baby. You misunderstood. 0:16:06.140,0:16:11.489 He said l wrote for the 2 Live Crew. 0:16:11.815,0:16:17.142 But, see, they kicked me out[br]because my lyrics was too abrasive. 0:16:17.545,0:16:24.631 He's as nasty as he wants to be.[br]l kid you not. 0:16:28.606,0:16:31.000 Baby. You look so good... 0:16:31.634,0:16:32.971 l wish l could plant you[br]and grow a whole field of y'all. 0:16:33.416,0:16:42.792 Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect.[br]lt's time to get busy. 0:16:43.189,0:16:51.698 You can't hay, can you, baby? 0:16:52.168,0:16:59.563 You work on that, all right, baby? 0:16:59.976,0:17:02.472 Salutations, Doctor. 0:17:02.832,0:17:05.464 This is quite an intense shindig, huh? 0:17:05.717,0:17:08.682 Listen, l just want to find out[br]how things are going with Mimi. 0:17:08.957,0:17:12.050 l'm having a little trouble[br]breaking the proverbial ice, sir. 0:17:12.424,0:17:16.438 l hope l don't embarrass myself,[br]being in your illustrious presence and all. 0:17:16.794,0:17:21.897 Don't worry. l'll just make myself scarce... 0:17:22.300,0:17:29.084 but, l do have one piece of advice. 0:17:29.404,0:17:32.957 -Be yourself.[br]-That's a natch, sir. 0:17:33.276,0:17:36.628 This music is def, exceptionally def. 0:17:36.939,0:17:40.100 Carlton, beat it! 0:17:40.459,0:17:43.076 l'm dope. Yo. 0:17:43.507,0:17:47.563 What were you talking to my father about? 0:17:47.882,0:17:53.581 l told him if he don't stay out my face,[br]we would take it to the street. 0:17:53.910,0:17:58.037 Baby, you close your eyes[br]when you dance with me. 0:17:58.330,0:18:00.632 Salutations yet again, Doctor. 0:18:00.977,0:18:05.075 Just a thought.[br]Mimi loves horses and you love polo... 0:18:05.549,0:18:10.094 l thought that might break the ice. 0:18:10.374,0:18:14.656 Thanks for the prescription, Doc.[br]Enough said. 0:18:15.001,0:18:21.089 What were you talking to my father about[br]this time? 0:18:21.353,0:18:29.539 l wasn't listening to him, baby.[br]l was stealing his wallet. 0:18:29.833,0:18:31.906 Kip, l'm so sorry[br]l didn't believe you before. 0:18:32.266,0:18:36.563 l should have seen right through[br]that thin charade. 0:18:36.954,0:18:40.476 Let's go someplace and get busy. 0:18:40.809,0:18:43.509 Yes, ma'am. 0:18:43.840,0:18:49.580 -But first, l want you to rap for me.[br]-What? 0:18:49.920,0:18:54.678 You know, let me hear some[br]of them abrasive lyrics. 0:18:54.943,0:18:58.888 Okay, baby.[br]This one l got banned in Buffalo for. 0:18:59.318,0:19:01.829 And that is just the type of music[br]we will not let our children listen to. 0:19:02.198,0:19:13.114 Smithers, what is the meaning[br]of that ridiculous hat? 0:19:13.483,0:19:18.783 Who put this on my head? 0:19:19.214,0:19:23.148 Daddy, isn't he funny? 0:19:23.452,0:19:25.636 No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight. 0:19:26.014,0:19:30.157 Wait a minute.[br]You can't talk to him like that, Daddy. 0:19:30.520,0:19:34.255 He's practically a convicted killer,[br]and l love him. 0:19:34.608,0:19:37.666 A convicted killer? Who are you? 0:19:38.029,0:19:39.452 All right, look. 0:19:39.841,0:19:43.735 l'm not a young republican[br]from Connecticut... 0:19:44.055,0:19:46.990 and l'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy. 0:19:47.391,0:19:49.981 l'm Will Smith from West Philly... 0:19:50.372,0:19:53.636 and l've been busting my butt all night[br]trying to impress you... 0:19:53.933,0:19:55.181 and trying to scare you. 0:19:55.408,0:19:57.407 And l'm exhausted. 0:19:57.772,0:20:00.575 l'm going home, and l'm going to sleep... 0:20:00.893,0:20:05.948 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me[br]to go through all this trouble for. 0:20:06.416,0:20:07.669 Yo, baby. 0:20:08.074,0:20:12.741 What's up? 0:20:12.960,0:20:13.890 Miss Hilary. 0:20:14.248,0:20:18.934 Did you have a good time[br]at the Save the Everglades fund raiser? 0:20:19.141,0:20:22.645 Geoffrey, these events are not about[br]having a good time. 0:20:22.889,0:20:25.499 They're consciousness-raising[br]experiences. 0:20:25.788,0:20:29.504 When you hear about all of the species[br]that are on the brink of extinction... 0:20:29.929,0:20:34.336 it's grim, grave, and very sobering. 0:20:34.802,0:20:38.098 -Tom Cruise was near tears.[br]-Wasn't he gorgeous? 0:20:38.328,0:20:43.339 So there l was, G,[br]then this real fly honey walked by, right? 0:20:43.758,0:20:46.635 So l decided l'll just be myself. 0:20:46.984,0:20:50.969 l said, ''Yo, baby.'' And she loved me! 0:20:51.266,0:21:09.264 -Then what happened?[br]-Well, then her husband came in.