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Ey‚ ey

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Damn

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L tapped twice on some ass like grams

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I just fucked

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Now what I am doing?

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I am just pillow talking
with a bitch‚ ayy

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I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚
ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)

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I just finished spazzing
on a bitch‚ ayy

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Now I am pillow talking with a bitch

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I am like Girl‚ that was great‚
talk about a connection

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Am I alone in my praise‚ do
you share my assesment?

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She like Yeah‚ that was
nice‚ I enjoyed myself

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Great ‚ yeah

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She like Can you reach that
shelf for my phone?

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I will take care the alarm

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I am like Oh‚ for the morning‚
like to sleep?

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She like Yeah‚ we just had sex

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What did you think?

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I was just gonna fuck you and leave?

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No‚ I... I hadn′t thought
that far ahead

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But of course‚ can I get you a T Shi

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Oh‚ can you not tickle my hair?

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It is just a personal
thing‚ It is not you

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Okay‚ sorry for doing it

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No‚ no‚ It is just a personal
thing‚ It is not you

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Okay cool

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Yeah

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Uhh‚ so You are from Minnesota?

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Only thing I know is that It is colder

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Break it down‚ how′s it compare

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To living in LA?

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Well‚ I can′t compare them
They are so different

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Y′know what I am sayin?

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Yeah‚ for sure

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She like Apples to oranges

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Yeah‚ well you can still compare
them but I hear ya

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What′s the deal with your family?
Got any siblings?

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She like I have a brother ‚
I am like Oh‚ what he do?

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She like He in the Army

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Oh‚ true

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Uhh‚ do you fuck with the war?

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She like Huh‚ what did you just say?

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Huh‚ like just now?

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Yeah...

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Do you fuck with the war?

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No‚ I don′t fuck with the war

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I am like No‚ I don′t
fuck with the war

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Just don′t know how to
react to the forces

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I should have just thanked
you of course

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Uh‚ why would you thank me?

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Uh... I guess I assumed it extended
to families but okay

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While we on the topic

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I been actually thinking
about some shit

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About the Army and Navy

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What if tomorrow is the day

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That the fucking aliens came

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And invaded our nation?

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Like‚ would we even be able
to fuck with their shit?

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Like do we got the type of weaponry
to fuck with their ships?

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Or not at all‚ like would they just
walk up in this motherfucker

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Laughin′ at us‚ and blastin′ at us

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And makin′ everybody disintegrate
and assimilate

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Without a hint of intimidation?

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Or could we do some shit to
be making they heart race?

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Granted I don′t know the
alien heart‚ but

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You get what the fuck I am sayin?

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Like what the fuck would it be like?

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Would they be like Earth go hard?

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Or is it just another conquest?

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Or would they be like
damn earth go hard

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They was harder than Simian

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You ever talk to your brother
about this uh type of stuff?

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Then she like No

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I am like Well‚ what you think?

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She like I don′t concern myself with
hypotheticals that couldn′t be

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I am like Girl‚ what you mean?

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She like I don′t believe

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In the war?

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In aliens

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Oh... hold up

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Hold up‚ wait

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Girl what you sayin?

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That all of the life in the universe
happens to be where you stand?

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I guess

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What an enormous coincidence
that shit would be

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Do you see what I am sayin′?

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I can′t hear what You are sayin′

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Well‚ the universe always expanding

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There are infinite galaxies

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Why would we be the anomaly?

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She like That′s no coincidence

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I call that shit God

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I am like Oh‚ You are religious‚ bitch

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You think It is all God?

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No‚ I know It is all God

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No‚ I know that there might be a God

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First off‚ nobody knows there′s a God

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Girl‚ I think we should drop this

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No‚ what′s goin′ on in
your brain right now?

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(Brain) Ayy‚ brain on some
other shit though

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I been all up in the club for
the year‚ hey (Brain)

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I been killing shit‚ don′t mind me uh

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I am just top flight uh‚ I could sure
use a Sprite‚ I am thirsty as fuck

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Who getting money? That′s brain. Who
make decisions? That′s brain

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Who make the hit is? That′s been brain

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Who run the whole operation?

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That be brain

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Brain‚ can you just get
back to the issue here

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Uh. Really? Can you just
remind the brain?

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You are such an idiot‚ We are talking
about God and if he exists

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Don′t call brain names

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The brain couldn′t recall

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But if I am not mistaken
this bitch to my left

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Guaranteed there′s a God

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I believe in a God‚ yes

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So God never wrong

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God never wrong‚ right?

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Yeah‚ that′s like the whole point

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Brain just get there‚ please

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Hold up

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So God made the earth

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And God was like hold up‚
this shit is boring

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It need more shit

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God was like I am put dinosaurs
on that bitch

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Dinosaurs on that bitch

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Then he like why I put dinosaurs
on that shit?

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What is your brain even saying?

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Can he get to the point?

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Hold up brain you just did it

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God ain′t wrong‚ what the
fuck was he thinking

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About what?

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Bitch‚ the dinosaurs

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He made the Earth for them

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But then he like nah?

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Dinosaurs are just blah?

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What′s your point?

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I am cook up some blondes?

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Like he was way off

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I don′t look like a dinosaur

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Hoe them things thirty five feet

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I am like five foot eleven (Up
on Tinder I am six foot)

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Seen that Bronchiosaurus

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That thing fuckin neck go to heaven

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And that′s just an expression bitch

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There ain′t no heaven

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Ha‚ funny

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I am just messin′ but
if he ain′t wrong

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I guess this the exception

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Can I talk now?

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Go ahead

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Look‚ everything in life has purpose

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You‚ chickens‚ a midget at a circus

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What?

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I don′t interpret

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She like That′s not for
me to determine

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So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?

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That′s not for me to determine

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But... ok

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I am just a person

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Okay‚ but think of the root
of the argument girl

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View how we started this girl‚ like
you don′t believe in the aliens

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Yeah‚ I just

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You confine God to earth girl‚
I find that shit salient

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I just don′t presume to know the plan

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Bitch‚ me neither but that′s
not what I have been saying

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But what are you saying?

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Why can′t God fuck with aliens?

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Why can′t Earth just be like a fucking
small side project for this guy?

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Ok‚ look we just don′t see eye to eye

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Yeah but logically like you
don′t believe in your side

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Yeah but You are like bringing
up fucking dinosaurs

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Like we could have shared the
earth with them nobody knows

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Yeah‚ there is hard soil evidence girl

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Like what′s next you don′t
fuck with Pangaea?

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She like Let′s change the subject

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Ok...

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This bitch don′t know
about Pangaea‚ uhm

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Brain leave it alone

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I am starving‚ are you
hungry by chance?

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Oh‚ my God‚ I am so hungry

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Yes‚ do you wanna get a pizza?

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Fuck yeah . Fuck yeah‚ I am on it

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Also I am sorry about that
whole interrogation thing

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Come on dude I am a grown up‚
I am capable of having
intelligent conversations

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Okay‚ I just... fuck it

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Okay back to this pizza
I lean pepperoni

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Ugh

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Sausage?

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How can you eat that shit?

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No‚ no‚ no‚ this not Dominoes

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This legit‚ is high quality
meat and shit

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No‚ no‚ I am vegetarian

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Oh right‚ well we can
get half pepperoni

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And half of whatever you like

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Uh‚ ew‚ I can′t have that shit

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In the same box

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Seriously? You are that against meat?

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No‚ I am that against
us being gluttonous

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Thinking that animals live
on this earth to get eat

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Okay‚ is it how we treat them?

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Uh‚ that sure doesn′t help

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Ok...

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She like I am not opposed
to us hunting

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But now we not trackin′ them down

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We just breed them to eat

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That′s disgusting

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You should honestly read
on the subject

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Alright‚ hold up

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Just because We are not running
around with a bow and arrow

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Doesn′t mean We are not
hunting these chickens

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We just set the place to do our
hunting intelligently enough

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To manipulate these animals and get
them to do exactly what we want

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That′s my point we just
incubate animals

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Instead of just letting them
live how they come

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But‚ that′s just your
God at work‚ bitch

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Why we go hard on earth

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What you think would happen right now

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If you left my place

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And there were like three
wolves waiting for you

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Wolves?

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Bitch‚ they would tear your ass up

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Viciously

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Like they would eat your titties
(And your pussy)

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That′s what they do (And
your face and shit)

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Humans are smarter bitch

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That′s what we do

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She like Apples to oranges

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Bitch‚ that phrase don′t make no sense

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Why can′t fruit be compared?

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She like I am gonna leave

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There′s just all of these
conflicting principles

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Right‚ enjoy your pepperoni pizza

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I will‚ that′s my God given right

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She like Where is my bag?

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Oh‚ that leather one
next to the trash?

00:09:01.308 --> 00:09:04.007
That′s the one right? Made
out of cow‚ I think?

00:09:04.103 --> 00:09:06.102
Ugh‚ why are there no
Uber′s in this area?

00:09:06.212 --> 00:09:09.811
So you don′t eat the meat‚ you
just be wearing the shit

00:09:09.915 --> 00:09:10.914
I am not listening dude

00:09:11.004 --> 00:09:13.103
That′s barbaric as shit

00:09:13.217 --> 00:09:14.516
Do you come from the vikings?

00:09:14.618 --> 00:09:15.567
Why are you even still talking?

00:09:15.603 --> 00:09:16.552
Do you take peoples land?

00:09:16.606 --> 00:09:17.805
I am not listening dude

00:09:17.901 --> 00:09:19.100
Do you fuck with the war?

00:09:19.212 --> 00:09:20.811
How are there no Ubers anywhere?

00:09:20.917 --> 00:09:24.116
Just download Lyft‚ they are
bigger in presence out here

00:09:24.212 --> 00:09:26.111
I don′t wanna add shit to my phone

00:09:26.219 --> 00:09:28.218
Okay‚ the choices are clear‚ hoe

00:09:28.314 --> 00:09:30.413
Ubers are not around here‚ hoe

00:09:30.505 --> 00:09:32.704
Taxis will come but they real slow

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And the brain gotta poop

00:09:35.115 --> 00:09:37.064
T minus five till the brain gotta shit

00:09:37.104 --> 00:09:40.803
I just downloaded Lyft‚ but
It is being so glitchy

00:09:40.909 --> 00:09:43.408
Uh‚ look do you just
want to sleep here?

00:09:43.506 --> 00:09:44.305
Uh‚ no thanks

00:09:44.405 --> 00:09:45.304
It is past 2 am

00:09:45.418 --> 00:09:46.817
I am not sharing a bed with you

00:09:46.917 --> 00:09:50.316
You can sleep in my bed‚ I will
just sleep on the floor

00:09:50.616 --> 00:09:53.215
Fine‚ You are sure?

00:09:53.315 --> 00:09:54.114
Yeah‚ It is cool

00:09:54.210 --> 00:09:55.709
I won′t throw you out to the wolves

00:09:55.805 --> 00:09:56.904
Oh‚ my god‚ you are so annoying

00:09:56.906 --> 00:09:58.305
I couldn′t help myself

00:09:58.405 --> 00:10:00.504
But can you at least
throw me a pillow?

00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:04.899
I am just pillow talking
with a bitch‚ ayy

00:10:06.009 --> 00:10:10.658
I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚
ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)

00:10:10.704 --> 00:10:14.303
I just finished spazzing
on a bitch‚ ayy

00:10:15.303 --> 00:10:18.402
Now I am pillow talking with a bitch

00:10:22.004 --> 00:10:24.903
Brain gotta poop‚ still

00:10:26.315 --> 00:10:27.814
Please don′t neglect the brain

00:10:30.908 --> 00:10:32.507
Please don′t neglect the brain

00:10:38.013 --> 00:10:40.062
Hold on‚ is that my Lyft?
I don′t know if I

00:10:40.106 --> 00:10:42.055
Nah‚ I got a pizza

00:10:42.115 --> 00:10:43.414
Full pepperoni too

00:10:43.912 --> 00:10:46.453
So‚ You are not gonna wanna
be a part of it

00:10:46.503 --> 00:10:48.502
But first you should poop

00:10:48.610 --> 00:10:50.209
Please don′t neglect the brain