Ey‚ ey
Damn
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
I just fucked
Now what I am doing?
I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚ ayy
I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚ ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch‚ ayy
Now I am pillow talking with a bitch
I am like Girl‚ that was great‚ talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise‚ do you share my assesment?
She like Yeah‚ that was nice‚ I enjoyed myself
Great ‚ yeah
She like Can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I will take care the alarm
I am like Oh‚ for the morning‚ like to sleep?
She like Yeah‚ we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No‚ I... I hadn′t thought that far ahead
But of course‚ can I get you a T Shi
Oh‚ can you not tickle my hair?
It is just a personal thing‚ It is not you
Okay‚ sorry for doing it
No‚ no‚ It is just a personal thing‚ It is not you
Okay cool
Yeah
Uhh‚ so You are from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that It is colder
Break it down‚ how′s it compare
To living in LA?
Well‚ I can′t compare them They are so different
Y′know what I am sayin?
Yeah‚ for sure
She like Apples to oranges
Yeah‚ well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What′s the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
She like I have a brother ‚ I am like Oh‚ what he do?
She like He in the Army
Oh‚ true
Uhh‚ do you fuck with the war?
She like Huh‚ what did you just say?
Huh‚ like just now?
Yeah...
Do you fuck with the war?
No‚ I don′t fuck with the war
I am like No‚ I don′t fuck with the war
Just don′t know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course
Uh‚ why would you thank me?
Uh... I guess I assumed it extended to families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like‚ would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
Or not at all‚ like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin′ at us‚ and blastin′ at us
And makin′ everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don′t know the alien heart‚ but
You get what the fuck I am sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
Then she like No
I am like Well‚ what you think?
She like I don′t concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn′t be
I am like Girl‚ what you mean?
She like I don′t believe
In the war?
In aliens
Oh... hold up
Hold up‚ wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
I guess
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I am sayin′?
I can′t hear what You are sayin′
Well‚ the universe always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we be the anomaly?
She like That′s no coincidence
I call that shit God
I am like Oh‚ You are religious‚ bitch
You think It is all God?
No‚ I know It is all God
No‚ I know that there might be a God
First off‚ nobody knows there′s a God
Girl‚ I think we should drop this
No‚ what′s goin′ on in your brain right now?
(Brain) Ayy‚ brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club for the year‚ hey (Brain)
I been killing shit‚ don′t mind me uh
I am just top flight uh‚ I could sure use a Sprite‚ I am thirsty as fuck
Who getting money? That′s brain. Who make decisions? That′s brain
Who make the hit is? That′s been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain
Brain‚ can you just get back to the issue here
Uh. Really? Can you just remind the brain?
You are such an idiot‚ We are talking about God and if he exists
Don′t call brain names
The brain couldn′t recall
But if I am not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there′s a God
I believe in a God‚ yes
So God never wrong
God never wrong‚ right?
Yeah‚ that′s like the whole point
Brain just get there‚ please
Hold up
So God made the earth
And God was like hold up‚ this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like I am put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?
Hold up brain you just did it
God ain′t wrong‚ what the fuck was he thinking
About what?
Bitch‚ the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?
What′s your point?
I am cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don′t look like a dinosaur
Hoe them things thirty five feet
I am like five foot eleven (Up on Tinder I am six foot)
Seen that Bronchiosaurus
That thing fuckin neck go to heaven
And that′s just an expression bitch
There ain′t no heaven
Ha‚ funny
I am just messin′ but if he ain′t wrong
I guess this the exception
Can I talk now?
Go ahead
Look‚ everything in life has purpose
You‚ chickens‚ a midget at a circus
What?
I don′t interpret
She like That′s not for me to determine
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
That′s not for me to determine
But... ok
I am just a person
Okay‚ but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl‚ like you don′t believe in the aliens
Yeah‚ I just
You confine God to earth girl‚ I find that shit salient
I just don′t presume to know the plan
Bitch‚ me neither but that′s not what I have been saying
But what are you saying?
Why can′t God fuck with aliens?
Why can′t Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
Ok‚ look we just don′t see eye to eye
Yeah but logically like you don′t believe in your side
Yeah but You are like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
Yeah‚ there is hard soil evidence girl
Like what′s next you don′t fuck with Pangaea?
She like Let′s change the subject
Ok...
This bitch don′t know about Pangaea‚ uhm
Brain leave it alone
I am starving‚ are you hungry by chance?
Oh‚ my God‚ I am so hungry
Yes‚ do you wanna get a pizza?
Fuck yeah . Fuck yeah‚ I am on it
Also I am sorry about that whole interrogation thing
Come on dude I am a grown up‚ I am capable of having intelligent conversations
Okay‚ I just... fuck it
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
Ugh
Sausage?
How can you eat that shit?
No‚ no‚ no‚ this not Dominoes
This legit‚ is high quality meat and shit
No‚ no‚ I am vegetarian
Oh right‚ well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like
Uh‚ ew‚ I can′t have that shit
In the same box
Seriously? You are that against meat?
No‚ I am that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat
Okay‚ is it how we treat them?
Uh‚ that sure doesn′t help
Ok...
She like I am not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin′ them down
We just breed them to eat
That′s disgusting
You should honestly read on the subject
Alright‚ hold up
Just because We are not running around with a bow and arrow
Doesn′t mean We are not hunting these chickens
We just set the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
That′s my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come
But‚ that′s just your God at work‚ bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you
Wolves?
Bitch‚ they would tear your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties (And your pussy)
That′s what they do (And your face and shit)
Humans are smarter bitch
That′s what we do
She like Apples to oranges
Bitch‚ that phrase don′t make no sense
Why can′t fruit be compared?
She like I am gonna leave
There′s just all of these conflicting principles
Right‚ enjoy your pepperoni pizza
I will‚ that′s my God given right
She like Where is my bag?
Oh‚ that leather one next to the trash?
That′s the one right? Made out of cow‚ I think?
Ugh‚ why are there no Uber′s in this area?
So you don′t eat the meat‚ you just be wearing the shit
I am not listening dude
That′s barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?
Why are you even still talking?
Do you take peoples land?
I am not listening dude
Do you fuck with the war?
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
Just download Lyft‚ they are bigger in presence out here
I don′t wanna add shit to my phone
Okay‚ the choices are clear‚ hoe
Ubers are not around here‚ hoe
Taxis will come but they real slow
And the brain gotta poop
T minus five till the brain gotta shit
I just downloaded Lyft‚ but It is being so glitchy
Uh‚ look do you just want to sleep here?
Uh‚ no thanks
It is past 2 am
I am not sharing a bed with you
You can sleep in my bed‚ I will just sleep on the floor
Fine‚ You are sure?
Yeah‚ It is cool
I won′t throw you out to the wolves
Oh‚ my god‚ you are so annoying
I couldn′t help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?
I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚ ayy
I am just pillow talking with a bitch‚ ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch‚ ayy
Now I am pillow talking with a bitch
Brain gotta poop‚ still
Please don′t neglect the brain
Hold on‚ is that my Lyft? I don′t know if I
Nah‚ I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So‚ You are not gonna wanna be a part of it
But first you should poop
Please don′t neglect the brain