[Script Info]
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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are we up to Lisa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.09,0:00:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Laundr-o-mat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.61,0:00:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the afternoon, mom had to run some errands.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.93,0:00:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Darren!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.72,0:00:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Matthew!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.44,0:00:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Darren!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.80,0:00:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Come here"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.63,0:00:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But getting the kids out of the house proves to be a big battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.03,0:00:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go get your clothes on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.82,0:00:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a shirt on now!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.75,0:00:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go get your shoes on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.96,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to get dressed, Devin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.50,0:00:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.66,0:00:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally we managed to make it to the car but things didn't get any easier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got two seconds to get that seatbelt on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.83,0:00:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'm throwing this sword in the garbage can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.17,0:00:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! You're going to give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.07,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once again it was Devin who drew his sword
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he started to kick off all over again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.59,0:00:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not getting it. Ouch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.37,0:00:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.41,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lisa was like, "That's it. Out the car, we're not going."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.59,0:00:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:49.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sick of fighting with them. It sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.75,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the decision you've made is what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to go anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.85,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To never get anything done half the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.61,0:00:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.85,0:01:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This little boy was dictating a whole family
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.36,0:01:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what they were going to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.36,0:01:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devin's the boss of this house. However Devin feels is what we decide to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.03,0:01:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really sucks to be controlled by Devin. He's only six and it sucks that he runs our whole life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.16,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're ready to go now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.07,0:01:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Devin's ready. Let's go guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.88,0:01:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, after waiting around for a while,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.72,0:01:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the king of the castle decided it was time for us to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.72,0:01:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there we were, take two.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.08,0:01:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devin's ready. Try again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.34,0:01:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do not push my face again!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.04,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that is it Devin. I've had it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.95,0:01:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes I feel like pulling my hair out. I was pissed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop hitting me. Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.28,0:01:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smacking Devin obviously wasn't stopping him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.44,0:01:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've managed to make it out the driveway and within seconds the boys were at it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.84,0:01:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.96,0:01:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Boys screaming and fighting)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.48,0:01:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't bite me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.71,0:02:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd only driven two blocks when Lisa had to stop the car to put Devin back in his seatbelt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just stay there because we're just going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.89,0:02:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And unbelievably, Mom drove all the way back home
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.85,0:02:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Devin got his own way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.85,0:02:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they can't act right in the car, we just go home and we don't go anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.41,0:02:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was such a big ordeal and they achieved absolutely nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.26,0:02:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all going to your room until Johnathan comes home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.56,0:02:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had it. It's done. It's over. I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.77,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to your room!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.62,0:02:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.54,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's never ending. It never stops.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.88,0:02:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey buddy!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.58,0:02:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lisa had just had it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.12,0:02:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And before she was about to throw in the towel, the man of the house walked in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.86,0:02:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank God! They've been terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.85,0:02:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devin!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.08,0:02:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Matthew!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.68,0:02:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jared!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.21,0:02:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Straight away, John started barking out those orders.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the sand down!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.81,0:02:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it down!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.32,0:02:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough! Up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.31,0:02:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John's a little scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.97,0:02:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He yells so loud that he sounds like a lion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.74,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a towel now! Clean it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.19,0:03:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.09,0:03:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This floor is going to be ruined now. All the water's underneath it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.91,0:03:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think that's funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.90,0:03:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it's too funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I scare them by raising my voice and they do what they're told.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.04,0:03:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.26,0:03:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit down and start eating the rest of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.32,0:03:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.45,0:03:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me angry that the boys give John more respect
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.06,0:03:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than they give me
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.19,0:03:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm the one that is with them all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.15,0:03:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should be the one that gets the respect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.15,0:03:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not everybody else.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.95,0:03:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This house is just run on intimidation and aggression.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.23,0:03:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not working.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.56,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lisa and John just need to find another way in dealing with things.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.26,0:03:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can eat soap!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.27,0:03:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, oh yeah. Your sister ate it. I didn't tolerate her spitting and I'm not tolerating you spitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.35,0:03:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There I was watching Mom put soap in Hayden's mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.96,0:03:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to begin with this. I want to apologize
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.71,0:03:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because dad's made a lot of mistakes. A lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.52,0:04:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a hard time looking Alex in the eye and it's because I am ashamed.