WEBVTT 00:00:00.058 --> 00:00:02.606 Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:00:02.606 --> 00:00:04.098 (Ad quendam sicut tu) 00:00:04.098 --> 00:00:06.573 (Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:00:06.573 --> 00:00:07.914 Ah-oh 00:00:09.819 --> 00:00:10.632 (Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:00:10.632 --> 00:00:12.216 (Ad quendam sicut tu) 00:00:12.216 --> 00:00:15.926 (Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:00:16.113 --> 00:00:18.864 Ignosce, iam aliud areoplanum sumpsi 00:00:18.931 --> 00:00:20.761 huc non redeo 00:00:20.765 --> 00:00:22.785 aliam frustrationem nolo 00:00:22.957 --> 00:00:25.717 Tantum princeps lusor esse videris 00:00:25.776 --> 00:00:28.436 et cum te egebam 00:00:28.436 --> 00:00:31.255 tuam peiorem imaginem dedisti 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:35.544 Ignosce, infans, diu 00:00:35.613 --> 00:00:39.363 iste feles mihi iaciendus fuit 00:00:39.429 --> 00:00:43.239 lupa sicut ego non est ad tironem 00:00:43.351 --> 00:00:47.422 lupa sicut ego non est ad quendam sicut tu 00:00:47.422 --> 00:00:49.795 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:00:49.795 --> 00:00:51.306 ad quendam sicut tu 00:00:51.306 --> 00:00:53.635 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:00:53.635 --> 00:00:55.725 Magna tibi fuit 00:00:55.755 --> 00:00:57.506 et ob eam rem es cum una 00:00:57.526 --> 00:00:59.606 aequalissima eiusmodi qualis tu 00:00:59.606 --> 00:01:01.645 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:01:01.645 --> 00:01:03.533 Ah-oh, oh-oh 00:01:06.754 --> 00:01:08.562 Hoc est ad te mordendum 00:01:08.580 --> 00:01:09.762 glutendum et edendum 00:01:09.762 --> 00:01:10.906 edendum et glutendum 00:01:10.906 --> 00:01:12.626 Ego ipsa tecum non redeo 00:01:12.626 --> 00:01:14.836 neque mihi plores neque mihi supplices 00:01:14.836 --> 00:01:17.450 Intellegi culpam meam non esse 00:01:17.450 --> 00:01:18.879 si vituperaris 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:20.825 Tantum musicam conficio 00:01:20.825 --> 00:01:23.185 ce-pique poenam, ignosce mihi (si tibi aspergat) 00:01:23.185 --> 00:01:25.515 Mihi reliquisti vicinam socrum 00:01:25.515 --> 00:01:27.883 cum diurnariis apud ostium 00:01:27.883 --> 00:01:29.930 et debitum in Aerario 00:01:29.930 --> 00:01:32.069 Putavisti me vulneravisse 00:01:32.069 --> 00:01:33.759 et ego durior a te facta sum 00:01:33.759 --> 00:01:35.802 Feminae iam non plorant 00:01:35.802 --> 00:01:37.849 feminae perscribunt 00:01:38.775 --> 00:01:42.434 Nomen sibi est bonae personae 00:01:42.771 --> 00:01:46.356 Clare non est ita ut sonat 00:01:46.557 --> 00:01:50.209 Nomen sibi est bonae personae 00:01:50.309 --> 00:01:52.542 Clare 00:01:52.542 --> 00:01:54.738 es aequalissima eiusmodi qualis tu 00:01:54.738 --> 00:01:56.570 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:01:56.570 --> 00:02:00.760 ad quendam sicut tu, uh, uh, uh, uh 00:02:00.797 --> 00:02:02.667 Magna tibi fuit 00:02:02.765 --> 00:02:04.406 et ob eam rem es cum una 00:02:04.406 --> 00:02:06.306 aequalissima eiusmodi qualis tu 00:02:06.306 --> 00:02:08.545 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:02:08.545 --> 00:02:10.031 Ah-oh, oh-oh 00:02:10.031 --> 00:02:11.725 Ab amore ad odium unum passum est 00:02:11.844 --> 00:02:13.934 Huc non redis, aestima me 00:02:13.955 --> 00:02:14.822 Nulla inimicitia, infans 00:02:14.822 --> 00:02:16.065 Cupio te bene valere 00:02:16.065 --> 00:02:17.735 cum mea conicturali substitutione 00:02:17.735 --> 00:02:19.468 Nescio quid tibi acciderit 00:02:19.516 --> 00:02:21.596 Tam rarus es quam non te recognosco 00:02:21.644 --> 00:02:23.318 Valeo pro duabus viginti et duo 00:02:23.356 --> 00:02:25.548 commutavisti autocinetum “Ferrari” pro “Twingo” 00:02:25.548 --> 00:02:27.491 commutavisti horologium “Rolex” pro “Casio” 00:02:27.491 --> 00:02:29.399 Celeriter is, paulatim i 00:02:29.428 --> 00:02:30.820 Ah, multa palaestra 00:02:30.836 --> 00:02:33.936 sed quoque cerebrum exercere debes 00:02:33.966 --> 00:02:35.476 Photographemata qua me vident 00:02:35.534 --> 00:02:36.735 hic sentio obses 00:02:36.773 --> 00:02:37.713 quod ad me attinet bene est 00:02:37.735 --> 00:02:38.935 cras te evacuo 00:02:38.952 --> 00:02:40.602 et si domum eam ferre vis 00:02:40.650 --> 00:02:41.781 ea quoque veniat 00:02:41.861 --> 00:02:45.222 Nomen sibi est bonae personae 00:02:45.222 --> 00:02:49.311 Clare non est ita ut sonat 00:02:49.443 --> 00:02:53.337 Nomen sibi est bonae personae 00:02:53.357 --> 00:02:55.646 et lupa sicut ego non est 00:02:55.646 --> 00:02:57.276 ad quendam sicut tu 00:02:57.276 --> 00:02:59.488 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:02:59.488 --> 00:03:03.698 ad quendam sicut tu, uh, uh, uh, uh 00:03:03.744 --> 00:03:05.665 Magna tibi fuit 00:03:05.690 --> 00:03:07.112 et ob eam rem es cum una 00:03:07.112 --> 00:03:09.018 aequalissima eiusmodi qualis tu 00:03:09.018 --> 00:03:11.553 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:03:11.553 --> 00:03:13.838 Ah-oh, oh-oh 00:03:13.838 --> 00:03:15.418 (Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:03:15.418 --> 00:03:17.518 ad quendam sicut tu 00:03:17.518 --> 00:03:18.468 ad quendam sicut… 00:03:18.468 --> 00:03:19.523 (Uh, uh, uh, uh) 00:03:19.523 --> 00:03:21.408 Magna tibi fuit 00:03:21.408 --> 00:03:23.204 et ob eam rem es cum una 00:03:23.204 --> 00:03:24.852 aequalissima eiusmodi qualis tu 00:03:24.852 --> 00:03:27.317 uh, uh, uh, uh 00:03:27.317 --> 00:03:29.807 Ah-oh, oh-oh 00:03:29.807 --> 00:03:31.137 Factum’s, vale!