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英雄們，各位好

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史丹 · 李來此戰鬥

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是變形俠醫的主腦

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對戰布偶下的奇客

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我只是你友善的

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鄰居作家

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擁有秘密的身份：

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一個超級饒舌歌手

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歌詞比我的墨鏡更型

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令你尖叫：

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咪咪咪咪咪咪

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你有麻煩了，吉米

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你這個嬉皮阿叔

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你的鬍鬚需要剪剪

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沒錯呀

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欸，你的面龐一點也

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不性感

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你一半是斯威頓士

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另一半老鳥怪

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與李氏對戰只有令你難受

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布偶長毛象均都不存

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我使弗里基諾出位

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又突破漫畫準則

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所以將你的青蛙與豬秀

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繼續前往這條路

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慶幸你吐出心底話

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憤怒可弄亂你這老頭

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但你有天馬行空的賦予，史丹利

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把一切都拋諸腦後

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我感受到你緊張

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自這場唇槍舌戰開始

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沒有抵抗力能禦防

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吉姆 · 亨森佈下的傷痕

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而我抓緊你的繩子

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像個被吊著的布公仔

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召集所有英雄朋友仔來

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對，因為你需要被復仇

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讓我提提

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我卻佩服你所用的眼力

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用來簽下貴名

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在積克 · 高比的漫畫書上

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不錯呀，蛙人

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但傑克是我知己

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指控不全面

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他造他的石頭人

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而現在是重挫時間

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噢，你教細路

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數數和串字

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然後教自己子女

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如何離開你妻子

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比放棄週六夜現場更糟

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我警告你，亨森

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你不會喜歡令我生氣

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我是個驚異會掃你的興

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我弄斷你毛衣的套領

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像小綠柱

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然後迫使你退休

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就像胡帕先生

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抱歉，吉姆

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有時我不能控制我的怒火

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說真的，很多事

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在這個年紀也不能控制得到

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但真相是我很懷念你

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你走得太早

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你像在中午時觀賞日落

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那麼美好

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史丹，不用愁

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我們總會離去

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相信網民都以為你

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十二年前已經走了

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但四俠永遠會那麼神奇

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浩克永遠不可思議

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你編寫的對白

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渾入英雄口中是刻骨銘心

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我們之間並無瓜葛

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都是大同和小異

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而致此沒有人能夠搬弄

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我們遺留下來的珍貴史

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M-I-C

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我能夠正確揸咪

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K-E-Y

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