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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.82,0:00:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings heroes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.63,0:00:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stan Lee's here to battle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.05,0:00:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the mind behind The Hulk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.70,0:00:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against the geek beneath the Fraggles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.77,0:00:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just your friendly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.65,0:00:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighborhood writer man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.74,0:00:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a secret identity of a super MC
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose raps are as dark as my shades
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.50,0:00:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave you squealing like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MEMEMEMEME
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.28,0:00:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in trouble now Jimmy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.44,0:00:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you dirty old hippie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.32,0:00:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your beard needs a little bit of snikt
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.32,0:00:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damn skippy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.29,0:00:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heck that face on your neck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.45,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't sexy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're one part Sweetums
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.88,0:00:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the other part Skeksis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.79,0:00:38.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.59,0:00:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.38,0:00:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I broke Ferrigno
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.35,0:00:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the Comics Code
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.22,0:00:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so keep your frog and pig show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.13,0:00:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moving right along down the road
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you got that out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that anger can clutter your mind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.53,0:00:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're a creative man Stanley
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.31,0:00:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so let's just leave it behind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.03,0:00:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I can sense your tension
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.54,0:00:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once the verbal fencing starts commencing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.88,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is no defense against the dents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim Henson is dispensing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.60,0:01:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm clenching all your strings
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.80,0:01:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're a puppet in suspension
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.14,0:01:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call your superhero friends in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.01,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me mention
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.99,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you to sign your name
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.34,0:01:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on all of Jack Kirby's comic books
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.66,0:01:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice try frogman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.24,0:01:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Jack was a friend of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.89,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was a low blow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he did his own Thing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.13,0:01:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now you've made it clobbering time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.77,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, you taught children to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.17,0:01:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,count and spell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.55,0:01:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you taught your own kids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to drop your wife harder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.59,0:01:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than you flopped on SNL
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.93,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you Henson
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.22,0:01:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.26,0:01:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a marvel of a party pooper
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.84,0:01:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll snap your turtleneck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.04,0:01:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a Doozer stick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.87,0:01:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.96,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry Jim
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes I can't control my rage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.75,0:01:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,honestly, there's a lot of things
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.13,0:01:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you can't control at my age
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.04,0:01:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the truth is I miss ya
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.93,0:01:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were gone too soon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.34,0:01:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were like watching a beautiful sunset
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.38,0:01:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at noon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.74,0:01:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stan don't be sad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.36,0:01:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we all have a time to go
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.02,0:01:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most of the internet thought that you died
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.57,0:01:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,12 years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:01:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the Four will always be Fantastic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.84,0:02:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Hulk will always be Incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.59,0:02:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the words you wove
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.65,0:02:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within the hearts of heroes are indelible
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.11,0:02:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is no beef between us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.63,0:02:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're two minds of the same kind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.64,0:02:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there is no man who could ever muck
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.80,0:02:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with what we've left behind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.91,0:02:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-I-C
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.37,0:02:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rock the mic properly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.54,0:02:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,K-E-Y
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.97,0:02:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turning profits I've got the key
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.30,0:02:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the Juggernaut
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.56,0:02:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of stacking knots unstoppably
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.76,0:02:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Disneyland-lord
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.15,0:02:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your intellectual property
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.41,0:02:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so get back to work
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.06,0:02:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's my dime you're wasting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.13,0:02:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't buy you for billions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.60,0:02:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you could play around debating
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.63,0:02:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you belong to Disney
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.99,0:02:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which means you stay busy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.78,0:02:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cranking out magic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.17,0:02:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and assembly line whimsy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.40,0:02:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,artists begging me to stop
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.03,0:02:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,labor conditions in my shop?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.38,0:02:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't sweat'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.53,0:02:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm powerful enough to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.04,0:02:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a mouse gigantic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.15,0:02:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with only 3 circles I dominate the planet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.15,0:02:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clearly there's nobody near me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.79,0:03:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm owning this battle
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.51,0:03:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in fact I own this whole series
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.15,0:03:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so hop on my Steamboat boys
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.78,0:03:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but don't rock it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.99,0:03:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put a smile on your face
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.74,0:03:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and green in your pocket
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.59,0:03:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be safe and insured
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.28,0:03:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're under my employ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.25,0:03:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now look at it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.52,0:03:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gaze upon my empire of joy