Greetings heroes
Stan Lee's here to battle
it's the mind behind The Hulk
against the geek beneath the Fraggles
I'm just your friendly
neighborhood writer man
with a secret identity of a super MC
whose raps are as dark as my shades
leave you squealing like
MEMEMEMEME
you're in trouble now Jimmy
you dirty old hippie
your beard needs a little bit of snikt
damn skippy
heck that face on your neck
ain't sexy
you're one part Sweetums
the other part Skeksis
step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked
your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
I broke Ferrigno
and the Comics Code
so keep your frog and pig show
moving right along down the road
I'm glad you got that out
that anger can clutter your mind
but you're a creative man Stanley
so let's just leave it behind
cause I can sense your tension
once the verbal fencing starts commencing
there is no defense against the dents
Jim Henson is dispensing
and I'm clenching all your strings
like you're a puppet in suspension
call your superhero friends in
yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging
let me mention
I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
for you to sign your name
on all of Jack Kirby's comic books
Nice try frogman
but Jack was a friend of mine
that was a low blow
he did his own Thing
and now you've made it clobbering time
oh, you taught children to
count and spell
then you taught your own kids
how to drop your wife harder
than you flopped on SNL
I'm telling you Henson
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
I'm a marvel of a party pooper
I'll snap your turtleneck
like a Doozer stick
and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper
I'm sorry Jim
sometimes I can't control my rage
honestly, there's a lot of things
that you can't control at my age
but the truth is I miss ya
you were gone too soon
you were like watching a beautiful sunset
at noon
Stan don't be sad
we all have a time to go
most of the internet thought that you died
12 years ago
but the Four will always be Fantastic
the Hulk will always be Incredible
the words you wove
within the hearts of heroes are indelible
there is no beef between us
we're two minds of the same kind
and there is no man who could ever muck
with what we've left behind
M-I-C
I rock the mic properly
K-E-Y
turning profits I've got the key
I'm the Juggernaut
of stacking knots unstoppably
the Disneyland-lord
of your intellectual property
so get back to work
that's my dime you're wasting
I didn't buy you for billions
so you could play around debating
you belong to Disney
which means you stay busy
cranking out magic
and assembly line whimsy
artists begging me to stop
I won't let'em!
labor conditions in my shop?
I don't sweat'em!
I'm powerful enough to
make a mouse gigantic
with only 3 circles I dominate the planet
clearly there's nobody near me
I'm owning this battle
in fact I own this whole series
so hop on my Steamboat boys
but don't rock it
I'll put a smile on your face
and green in your pocket
you'll be safe and insured
when you're under my employ
now look at it!
gaze upon my empire of joy