Applause
A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack,
and welcome to another episode of
Movie Reviews for Mom.
Moms are very very busy,
and they don't have a lot of time
to watch movies cause they're
always doing stuff.
Taking care of us.
We take it upon ourselves to
give all the moms out there
a review of the movie
that is about 1 to 2 minutes,
so they can watch movies
and get things done at the same time.
Let's just jump right into it.
Okay.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
A: You like that movie, right?
J: Yeah!
A: Yeah. J: Totally!
A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow.
J: Jack Sparrow?
A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow?
J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny.
A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there,
it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo
for a pretty ridiculous character.
J: But anyways I don't know
how he does that!
A: No, me neither! So strange.
Let's roll the movie review
for Pirates of the Caribbean.
Dramatic music
J: Jack Sparrow
J: fhwaaa
J: I need to go buy treasure.
J: Oh my goodness!
J: Where's my tresure?
J: Where's my treasure?
J: I can't find my treasure.
J: Smells like dough.
J: Ooooooh, wow.
J: hiyjah
J: Treasure!
J: Now,
J: I gotta find that criminal.
The one, that pirate, oh where is he?
A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold
J: I could not find it.
A: We shall battle for my gold.
[Pirates of the Carribbean theme song]
A: That's my gold!
[inaudible play fighting talk]
A: Gimme back my gold!
A: Help me! J: Die!
J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow!
A: Woaaah, that was a good one
J: Yeaaaaaah A: That was pretty good
A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is looking for his treasure,
there's bad guys, typical kinda pirate movie.
A: Do you think he got the treasure?
A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow always gets the treasure
A: Let's see what we have next
A: Mad Hatter J: [excited gasp]
J: I love Mad Hatter! A: Yeah
A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great J: Yeaaah
A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in?
J: Alice in Wonderland
A: Yes Alice in Wonderland
A: Without further ado, let's take a look at the clip.
J: I'm in the Mad Hatter
A: yeah yeah
J: And you harmed me
A: yeah, yeah
J: I'll get you a new hat A: I need a hat
J: These are all the hats
A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot. I'm liking what I'm seeing already
J: I noticed that you like baseball hats
A: yeah yeah, this is nice
J: Let's try this blue one first
A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice!
J: That looks very good
A: I like it, [chuckle]
J: I think we're done here
A: Can I try on the other ones, or?
J: That will be $100
A: $100!!
J: Do you have that kinda money?
J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!!
A: Do you take a cheque?
J: Yep
A: Okay, cool
Funky Music
A: Wow, that was great.
A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has quite an extensive knowledge
of all the different hats out there J: Yeah
A: You played the Mad Hatter in this
movie review didn't you? J: Yah, it was super good
J: It takes hard work
A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied
for this role for about two years? To be the Mad Hatter?
J: Yeaah A: We actually have the test footage
from when you first put on the hat and started to become the character
J: Yeah A: Let's take a look at that
J: [slurp] Yummy!
A: How about you ask me, give me the cup and "do you want some"?
J: Umm yeah
A: Say "do you want some?"
J: Um yeah
A: No no, repeat what I'm saying, say "do you want some?"
J: Uhhhh, yeah
A: This is what you're gonna do Jack
I'm gonna give this to you,do the same thing I'm doing
J: Do you wa- A: want some, yeah you say that
J: Do you want some A: Yep
J: And then it's me
A: And then
A: But you gotta say do you want some first
J: I do
A: No. you say that to me
J: I do
A: Do you want some
J: Do you want some
A: Sure, thank you
A & J: Woaaah
J: The face paint, definitely Jesus
A: The face paint, right
J: Yeah
A: And was the hat heavy?
J: Uh really heavy, I dunno
A: Also a little known fact, the original actor Johnny Depp played
both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter
J: And he built, and he actually did that Mad Hatter hat
A: Yeah J: He built that
A: Yeah, crazy J: He made that, I can't believe it
A: Okay let's see what we have next here
A: Sonic the Hedgehog J: That, that, that thing was like amazing
A: Well let's take a look
A: All right Sonic, this is Dr. Robotnik
He's the bad guy.
Intense music
A: Whoa! That was super fast.
J: I'm Sonic
A: It's ok, I have another one.
This is Super Sonic.
He is like you but super.
Anyways, I will just play with him.
WHOA!!
J: HEHEHEHE
A: Are you gonna give me my toys back.
J: If you can catch me.
A: You're so much faster than me, kudos.
Intense music
A: Wow! You really did run really fast.
And you took those toys. J: Yeah
A: You took all the toys J: Yeah
A: And did you have to practice? Did you run to get ready for that role?
Alright, let's see what we have next. Chucky and Jason.
J: Ohhhh that. I mean you. It's twist great.
A: Yeah, there's a little twist at the end We wouldn't spoiler it for you.
So let's take a look.
A: Avocados
Whaaaaa
Suspension Music
A: Weird
J: Hello
Ominous Music
A: Hello?
J: Hehe
A: Wha?
J: Hehehehe
J: I'm Chucky!
A: What?
J: (deep voice)My name is Chucky.
J: (whisper) I am Chucky
Horror music
A: Is somebody there?
Hello?
Screaming noises
J: I'm Chucky
J: WHOA!
A: I'm Jason
A: What movie do you wanna watch?
J: The new Chunky movie.
A: Ok, cool.
By the way, I thought that was cool how you turn into the doll.
And then, now, you're not the doll. I don't know how to do that.
A: Wow, that twist.
J: Wow, they were watching.....
A: Goes to tell you that most movies have a happy ending
J: Yeah A: no matter how creepy
the characters are. J: (whsiper) Yeah
A: Alright, let's see what's next. The Joker and Batman movie.
J: That movie is definitely cool!
A: Great movie. Wanna cut the Academy Awards.
Let's take a look.
J: Hello Batman.
A: That's not me.
J: I know you're Batman!
A: No, I'm not Batman.
J: Then what's this?
A: That is just my hat.
J: Fine.
A: Ok, bye.
A: That was a close one.
J: I knew it, you are Batman.
A: Ok fine, it's me, what do you want?
J: Since you're the Batman and I'm the Joker,
I was wondering if I can tell you a joke.
A: Ok.
J: Why does Batman always win that car?
A: I don't know.
J: Because he always gets the Joker.
A: I don't get it.
Pretty bad at jokes for being the Joker.
J: Wow, that was like so cool and so mean.
A: Yeah and you know for those moms at home
watching these movie reviews. They really do save you a lot of time.
I believe that clip was about 1-2 minutes.
The movie, The Dark Night, with the Joker and Batman is like 2-3 hours long.
J: And I got something, I learned a new laugh.
A: Let's hear it.
J: (evil laugh)
A: Good job. High five.
Alright, moving on. J: I know this one.
A: Which one? J: Zombie
J: (Zombie groans)
A: How did you know how to act as a zombie in this role.
J: I don't know how I did that pretty deep voice.
A: Scary, very scary.
J: Wow, I was like at the window and I just keep doing.
A: Yeah, when the zombie got to the window that's just powerful writing.
J: And my eyes were glowing. A: Yeah, your eyes were glowing.
Great CGI effects. This next one is Guardians of the Galaxy.
J: Dude I didn't like him, I was so rude.
A: Yeah, you have that clashing of characters.
J: Dude, this is the funniest.
A: Let's take a look.
J: They Groot, wanna have some fun?
A: I am Groot.
J: Come one, let's go! (Firing noises)
A: I am Groot.
J: Aww, nevermind. I'm early, I'ma go by myself.
A: I am Groot. (Firing noise)
J: I hit you, boop.
A: I am Groot.
J: I am going by myself, Groot!
A: Wait for me. I am Groot. (repeats)
J: Wha!
A: No no no. Get back on the chair.
Again with the clashing of characters that we see too often in featured length films.
J: That was amazing. Like the ending is so funny.
A: Yeah, hilarious. J: All he says is........
So in the end, he talks. He doesn't say, Groot Groot.
A: Yeah, he goes beyond his vocal restrictions.
Ok, next one, we have Petter Rabit but we used a squirrel.
Unfortunately, with the production budget that we have at this point, we couldn't
afford an actual rabbit, but we did manage to find something quite similar.
Let's take a look.
A: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza?
Squirrel: I don't like pizza.
J: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza?
Squirrel: I just like nuts.
J: Nuts?! Nuts are gross.
Squirrel: Pizza is gross. I want nuts.
J: Pepperoni pizza is way better.
Squirrel: Eww, pepperoni, that's gross.
J: We don't have any nuts, but I can get you pepperoni pizza.
Squirrel: Just give me nuts.
J: Ok, I'm going to get you some nuts.
A: Ok, let's go.
J: Ok, close your eyes.
Squirrel: What are we doing?
[inaudible eating]
J: Ok, let's go get some pepperoni pizza.
A: Ok, let's go.
Squirrel: Thank you!
A: I think the squirrel worked. J: Yeah
A: Right, I mean squirrels, rabbits.
J: [inaudible mumbbling}
A: Alright mom that's it for Alex & Jack's Movie Reviews for Mom.
Join us next time with more movie reviews. Thank you for watching and
J: Bye A: Bye. Happy Mother's Day.
J: Happy Mother's Day.
A: So we got to tell mommy and all of the other mommies out there
on Mother's Day, what the movies are cause they don't have time
to watch the movies. That's why we make our movie reviews.
You see what I mean? J: Yeah
A: So this is us talking about all of the movie reviews we made.
You know what I mean? Ok, cool.