Applause
A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack,
and welcome to another episode of
Movie Reviews for Mom.
Moms are very very busy,
and they don't have a lot of time
to watch movies cause they're
always doing stuff.
Taking care of us.
We take it upon ourselves to
give all the moms out there
a review of the movie
that is about 1 to 2 minutes,
so they can watch movies
and get things done at the same time.
Let's just jump right into it.
Okay.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
A: You like that movie, right?
J: Yeah!
A: Yeah. J: Totally!
A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow.
J: Jack Sparrow?
A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow?
J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny.
A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there,
it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo
for a pretty ridiculous character.
J: But anyways I don't know
how he cuts that!
A: No, me neither! So strange.
Let's roll the movie review
for Pirates of the Caribbean.
Dramatic music
J: Jack Sparrow
J: fhwaaa
J: I need to go buy treasure
J: Oh my goodness!
J: Where's my tresure?
J: Where's my treasure?
J: I can't find my treasure
J: Smells like dough
J: Ooooooh, wow
J: hiyjah
J: Now,
J: I gotta find that criminal
The one, that pirate, oh where is he?
A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold
J: I could not find it
A: We shall battle for my gold
[Pirates of the Carribbean theme song]
A: That's my gold!
[inaudible play fighting talk]
A: Gimme back my gold!
A: Help me! J: Die!
J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow!
A: Woaaah, that was a good one
J: Yeaaaaaah A: That was pretty good
A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is looking for his treasure,
there's bad guys, typical kinda pirate movie.
A: Do you think he got the treasure?
A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow always gets the treasure
A: Let's see what we have next
A: Mad Hatter J: [excited gasp]
J: I love Mad Hatter! A: Yeah
A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great J: Yeaaah
A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in?
J: Alice in Wonderland
A: Yes Alice in Wonderland
A: Without further ado, let's take a look at the clip.
J: I'm in the Mad Hatter
A: yeah yeah
J: And you harmed me
A: yeah, yeah
J: I'll get you a new hat A: I need a hat
J: These are all the hats
A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot. I'm liking what I'm seeing already
J: I noticed that you like baseball hats
A: yeah yeah, this is nice
J: Let's try this blue one first
A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice!
J: That looks very good
A: I like it, [chuckle]
J: I think we're done here
A: Can I try on the other ones, or?
J: That will be $100
A: $100!!
J: Do you have that kinda money?
J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!!
A: Do you take a cheque?
J: Yep
A: Okay, cool
Funky Music
A: Wow, that was great.
A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has quite an extensive knowledge
of all the different hats out there J: Yeah
A: You played the Mad Hatter in this
movie review didn't you? J: Yah, it was super good
J: It takes hard work
A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied
for this role for about two years? To be the Mad Hatter?
J: Yeaah A: We actually have the test footage
from when you first put on the hat and started to become the character
J: Yeah A: Let's take a look at that
J: [slurp] Yummy!
A: How about you ask me, give me the cup and "do you want some"?
J: Umm yeah
A: Say "do you want some?"
J: Um yeah
A: No no, repeat what I'm saying, say "do you want some?"
J: Uhhhh, yeah
A: This is what you're gonna do Jack
I'm gonna give this to you,do the same thing I'm doing
J: Do you wa- A: want some, yeah you say that
J: Do you want some A: Yep
J: And then it's me
A: And then
A: But you gotta say do you want some first
J: I do
A: No. you say that to me
J: I do
A: Do you want some
J: Do you want some
A: Sure, thank you
A & J: Woaaah
J: The face paint, definitely Jesus
A: The face paint, right
J: Yeah
A: And was the hat heavy?
J: Uh really heavy, I dunno
A: Also a little known fact, the original actor Johnny Depp played
both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter
J: And he built, and he actually did that Mad Hatter hat
A: Yeah J: He built that
A: Yeah, crazy J: He made that, I can't believe it
A: Okay let's see what we have next here
A: Sonic the Hedgehog J: That, that, that thing was like amazing
A: Well let's take a look
A: All right Sonic, this is Dr. Robotnik
He's the bad guy.
Intense music
A: Whoa! That was super fast.
J: I'm Sonic
A: It's ok, I have another one.
This is Super Sonic.
He is like you but super.
Anyways, I will just play with him.
WHOA!!
J: HEHEHEHE
A: Are you gonna give me my toys back.
J: If you can catch me.
A: You're so much faster than me, kudos.
Intense music
A: Wow! You really did run really fast.
And you took those toys. J: Yeah
A: You took all the toys J: Yeah
A: And did you have to practice? Did you run to get ready for that roll?
Alright, let's see what we have next. Chucky and Jason.
J: Ohhhh that. I mean you. It's twist great.
A: Yeah, there's a little twist at the end We wouldn't spoiler it for you.
So let's take a look.