WEBVTT 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.169 Now, Baron... [Dog whimpers] 00:00:03.164 --> 00:00:04.389 Where were we? 00:00:07.473 --> 00:00:09.868 She said that she required a husband. 00:00:09.868 --> 00:00:13.171 "Oh, do you want some bones?" "Does Elsbieta want some bones?" 00:00:13.171 --> 00:00:14.721 [Dog barks] "Has anyone any bones?" 00:00:14.721 --> 00:00:16.719 - "Hard, crunchy bones for the..." - Right. 00:00:17.018 --> 00:00:18.586 Now, a husband. 00:00:19.036 --> 00:00:20.950 That's an unusual request. 00:00:21.693 --> 00:00:24.551 Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for? 00:00:24.551 --> 00:00:26.097 - [Marylin whispers] Stop him. - Objection. 00:00:26.097 --> 00:00:26.847 Grounds? 00:00:27.352 --> 00:00:28.075 Uh... 00:00:28.779 --> 00:00:29.590 hearsay. 00:00:29.590 --> 00:00:31.644 It's not secondhand, Your Honor. This is direct testimony 00:00:31.644 --> 00:00:33.438 about the parents´ own conversation. 00:00:33.624 --> 00:00:34.906 I'm going to allow it. 00:00:34.906 --> 00:00:39.138 She said she wanted a very rich husband. 00:00:39.483 --> 00:00:43.247 She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-s... 00:00:43.684 --> 00:00:45.225 the wealths-s-s... 00:00:45.225 --> 00:00:50.169 Can I say this? Wealths of our various eligible guests. 00:00:50.169 --> 00:00:52.458 And did she have any other specifications? 00:00:52.458 --> 00:00:55.858 - Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory. - What's good for the gander, Your Honor. 00:00:55.858 --> 00:00:57.944 Is this a legal argument "What's good for the gander?" 00:00:57.944 --> 00:00:59.391 You got to play your tape, Freddy. 00:00:59.391 --> 00:01:02.333 [Judge] Mr. Massey has a point there. I'm going to allow it. 00:01:02.806 --> 00:01:04.738 Were there any other specifications? 00:01:05.121 --> 00:01:08.268 She "specificated" a silly man. 00:01:08.268 --> 00:01:10.590 - [Bender] Objection, Your Honor! - [Judge] I'm going to allow it. 00:01:10.590 --> 00:01:14.339 She 'specificated' a man who, though clever at making money, 00:01:14.339 --> 00:01:16.960 would be easily duped and controlled. 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:19.582 - [Bender] Objection, Your Honor. - Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it. 00:01:19.582 --> 00:01:23.181 She 'specificated'a man with a wandering pee-pee. 00:01:23.181 --> 00:01:27.796 How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world. 00:01:27.951 --> 00:01:29.002 Objection, Your Honor! 00:01:29.002 --> 00:01:33.367 Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold... 00:01:33.727 --> 00:01:36.115 until such time as she might choose to, uh... 00:01:36.451 --> 00:01:38.637 We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." 00:01:38.637 --> 00:01:41.582 You would say, "make hammer on his fanny." 00:01:41.582 --> 00:01:44.063 - [Bender] Your Honor! Objection! I-Irrelevant! 00:01:44.063 --> 00:01:45.484 I'm going to allow it! 00:01:45.484 --> 00:01:48.354 Tell us, Baron... Did you introduce her to such a man? 00:01:48.354 --> 00:01:50.332 Sir, I am the concierge! 00:01:50.332 --> 00:01:53.199 And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman? 00:01:53.199 --> 00:01:55.449 I introduced her... 00:01:56.429 --> 00:01:58.339 to that silly man. [Spectators gasping, murmuring] 00:01:58.339 --> 00:02:00.189 - [Bender shouting] Your Honor! Objection! [Dog barking] 00:02:00.189 --> 00:02:04.286 Let the record show that the baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man! 00:02:04.286 --> 00:02:05.952 [Baron] I did it! It was I! 00:02:06.026 --> 00:02:08.537 I introduced her to that silly man! [Gasping and murmuring continue] 00:02:08.537 --> 00:02:09.938 You son of a bitch! 00:02:09.938 --> 00:02:12.683 The red-faced angry one. [laughs] I introduced them! 00:02:13.001 --> 00:02:15.176 Absolument! I did it! It was I! [objects falling] 00:02:16.161 --> 00:02:17.737 [shouting] I just love trains! 00:02:17.737 --> 00:02:19.402 I love trains! If you please, sir! 00:02:19.402 --> 00:02:20.935 [Dog barking] [Commotion] 00:02:21.269 --> 00:02:24.029 [Grunting] I'm not sick! You're the one who's sick! 00:02:24.275 --> 00:02:27.413 No... [Groaning] If you please sir... 00:02:27.551 --> 00:02:28.911 [Strangulated] Not the larynx! 00:02:28.911 --> 00:02:31.253 Objection, Your Honor! Strangling the witness! 00:02:31.263 --> 00:02:32.638 I'm going to allow it. 00:02:33.605 --> 00:02:35.081 [Grunting and moaning]