David!
David! Come on! Get out here!
It’s ready.
Do you have it all?
Yes.
Sure?
Shoot! Wait!
Hurry up! You have a mind like a sieve.
Dude, what are you doing?!
I’m going to take a bath.
With Carbonell?!
Of course, I won’t bath by myself!
I’ve done it my whole life.
Carbonell!
Oh! These little nuts!
Come on! Stop that, Carbonell!
All cleaned!
(WHISPER)
(SCREAM)
This movie scares the hell out of me!
Aren’t you scared?
No, no, no, no, no, no...
Actually, as an actor I am aware
that everything I watch is pure fiction.
I mean... I focus on technical aspects
rather than the plot.
In short: I’m not likely to get scared.
Right.
That’s why you are hiding behind a pillow
I've watched The Changeling many times but...
I still get scared every time.
The same thing happens to me
with Planet of the Apes.
Planet of the Apes scares you, really?
No, but I’ve watched it a lot
and I keep loving it every time.
What does that have to do with this?
I don’t understand why are you talking
about Planet of the Apes now, but whatever.
It doesn’t have anything to do with this.
But I like that movie.
Cause I’m a fan of Charlon Heston.
Charlon Heston?
But he is from a long ago. He is ancient!
Hey!
Aren't you leaving?
Oh, yes, yes.
I’m leaving.
David.
Could you walk me to the door?
After this I don’t feel like going alone.
You’re right. It scared me to death!
No, I'm not afraid.
It just disturbed me a little.
And knowing that it is a true story
Is it?
Damn Emma.
You also have some stairs.
(LAUGHS)
Can I sleep with you, guys?
(SCREAM)
What’s going on? Aren’t we going to bed?
I was just asking David
if I could stay with you tonight.
Of course Emma. Of course you can.
Any time.
What do you mean any time?
We only have two beds!
Oh! I don’t mind sleeping on the couch.
No way! You can’t sleep on the couch.
The springs will hurt your back.
You sleep in my bed.
Oh, okay.
So you sleep on the couch.
No, no. I’ll sleep in my bed.
Both of you?
Dude,
my bed is extra large and super wide.
You know cause I’m tall and everything.
We’ll sleep perfectly well together.
Fine by me.
The bed, the couch...
or the kitchen’s countertop.
Just don’t make me go home by myself.
No, no Emma. I’ll sleep on the couch.
You can sleep in my bed.
Thank you so much!
Lopez
this chick didn’t mind sleeping with me.
You screwed me up, man.
Listen buddy,
either all of us get laid or no one does.
Now.
Choose, heads or tails?
What?
Let’s see who sleeps on the couch.
(LAUGHS)
No way, buddy.
You sleep on the couch.
Not only you screw me up with this chick,
you also want me to sleep on the couch?
Go suck a lemon, man!
Bon cop de falç!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Carbonell!
I leave my dirty clothes in the basket.
I left your ironed clothes on the chair!
You don’t look good, Lopez.
Didn’t you sleep well? (LAUGHS)
I see someone is being funny today, huh?
(SINGS)
Damn, man.
What a meal!
Does she always cook you like this?
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Carbonell knows it well.
Done.
You don’t want anymore?!
Carbonell! Here I leave my dirty dishes!
Ok, I’ll wash them now!
And couldn’t she wash mine too?
Huh?
No… Excuse me.
But I don't know
what the hell is this woman doing here!
Lopez, you know it.
She’s my housemaid.
Well, then, dude.
Either she’s the housemaid of both of us
or she can get the hell out of here!
Wait, wait, Lopez. Stay calm.
Look, put your dirty clothes in my basket
and don’t say anything.
You’ll see how she washes them, OK?
Hey!
And my dirty dishes as well?
And the dishes as well.
But remember: be careful!
She would get really mad if she noticed
And keep in mind
that she is a huge fan of guns.
Of guns? What is he talking about?
Carbonell, what is this?
I was cleaning the magazines
and I saw I had a hole in the holster.
The magazines? What the…?
And now I’ve lost the trigger
and the flash suppressor.
(YELLS)
Did you do military service, Carbonell?
Oh, my dear.
I wish.
But they didn’t let me.
Because you are a woman.
Because I am too violent.
Hey, there are a lot of chicks here!
Yes, that’s right.
Cool. And they’re really hot!
(LAUGHS)
You think?
Check out that one with the leggings, dude.
I don’t think she’s wearing any panties.
Isn’t she?
Phew, there are so many babes here…
Look at that one, she’s so hot.
(LAUGHS)
Well, I’m homosexual.
Look at that guy, what an ass…
What are you talking about?
No, I… I don’t know, dude. I…
Hey, dude, easy, OK? No problem.
Everyone is different.
No, no. But listen.
If I didn’t like chicks so much,
I’d be homosexual.
I mean, I got the calling,
but I like chicks.
Don’t rush it.
If you like guys,
you’ll figure it out, OK?
You will discover it.
No, no.
I've discovered it: I like chicks.
The problem is that, I don’t know.
They are so weird.
You never know
if they want to hook up or not.
Yeah, I know.
Among guys it is a lot easier.
You're lucky, dude.
That’s being mature.
No, it’s not being mature.
It’s being constantly horny.
Yeah, but I’m also constantly horny and…
Listen, just yesterday,
Emma stayed at home for the night.
And I wouldn’t have minded... you know?
However, she just wanted to sleep.
Yeah, sure.
That’s why she stayed with you.
Because she wanted to sleep.
Dude, you’re dumb.
Huh? What do you mean?
What do you think I mean? I think Emma...
is a really open-minded chick.
Very very modern.
Maybe she wanted
to hook up with Lopez and you all at once
She wanted to have a threesome!
It’s so obvious!
Now that you mention it
it is obvious! But at that moment…