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David!

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David! Come on! Get out here!

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It’s ready.

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Do you have it all?

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Yes.

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Sure?

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Shoot! Wait!

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Hurry up! You have a mind like a sieve.

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Dude, what are you doing?! 


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I’m going to take a bath.


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With Carbonell?!

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Of course, I won’t bath by myself! 


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I’ve done it my whole life.

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Carbonell!

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Oh! These little nuts!

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Come on! Stop that, Carbonell!


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All cleaned!

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(WHISPER)

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(SCREAM)

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This movie scares the hell out of me!

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Aren’t you scared?

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No, no, no, no, no, no...

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Actually, as an actor I am aware

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that everything I watch is pure fiction.

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I mean... I focus on technical aspects

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rather than the plot.

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In short: I’m not likely to get scared.

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Right.

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That’s why you are hiding behind a pillow

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I've watched The Changeling many times but...

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I still get scared every time.

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The same thing happens to me

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with Planet of the Apes.

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Planet of the Apes scares you, really?

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No, but I’ve watched it a lot


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and I keep loving it every time.

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What does that have to do with this?

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I don’t understand why are you talking

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about Planet of the Apes now, but whatever.

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It doesn’t have anything to do with this. 


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But I like that movie.

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Cause I’m a fan of Charlon Heston.

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Charlon Heston?

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But he is from a long ago. He is ancient!

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Hey!

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Aren't you leaving?

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Oh, yes, yes.

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I’m leaving.

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David.

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Could you walk me to the door?

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After this I don’t feel like going alone.

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You’re right. It scared me to death!


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No, I'm not afraid.

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It just disturbed me a little.

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And knowing that it is a true story

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Is it?


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Damn Emma.

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You also have some stairs.

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(LAUGHS)

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Can I sleep with you, guys?

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(SCREAM)

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What’s going on? Aren’t we going to bed?


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I was just asking David


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if I could stay with you tonight.

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Of course Emma. Of course you can.

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Any time.

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What do you mean any time?

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We only have two beds!

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Oh! I don’t mind sleeping on the couch.

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No way! You can’t sleep on the couch.


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The springs will hurt your back.

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You sleep in my bed.

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Oh, okay.

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So you sleep on the couch.

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No, no. I’ll sleep in my bed.


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Both of you?

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Dude,

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my bed is extra large and super wide.

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You know cause I’m tall and everything.

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We’ll sleep perfectly well together.

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Fine by me. 


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The bed, the couch...

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or the kitchen’s countertop.

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Just don’t make me go home by myself.

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No, no Emma. I’ll sleep on the couch. 


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You can sleep in my bed.

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Thank you so much!

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Lopez

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this chick didn’t mind sleeping with me.

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You screwed me up, man.

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Listen buddy,

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either all of us get laid or no one does.

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Now.

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Choose, heads or tails?

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What?


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Let’s see who sleeps on the couch.


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(LAUGHS)

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No way, buddy.

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You sleep on the couch. 


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Not only you screw me up with this chick,

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you also want me to sleep on the couch?

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Go suck a lemon, man!

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Bon cop de falç!

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Good morning!

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Good morning.

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Carbonell!

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I leave my dirty clothes in the basket.


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I left your ironed clothes on the chair!


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You don’t look good, Lopez.

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Didn’t you sleep well? (LAUGHS)

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I see someone is being funny today, huh?


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(SINGS)

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Damn, man.

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What a meal!

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Does she always cook you like this?

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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Carbonell knows it well.

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Done.

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You don’t want anymore?!


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Carbonell! Here I leave my dirty dishes!

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Ok, I’ll wash them now!


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And couldn’t she wash mine too?

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Huh?

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No… Excuse me.

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But I don't know

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what the hell is this woman doing here!

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Lopez, you know it.

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She’s my housemaid.


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Well, then, dude.


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Either she’s the housemaid of both of us

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or she can get the hell out of here!

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Wait, wait, Lopez. Stay calm.

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Look, put your dirty clothes in my basket

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and don’t say anything.

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You’ll see how she washes them, OK?


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Hey!

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And my dirty dishes as well?

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And the dishes as well.

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But remember: be careful!

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She would get really mad if she noticed

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And keep in mind

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that she is a huge fan of guns.

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Of guns? What is he talking about?

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Carbonell, what is this?


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I was cleaning the magazines 


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and I saw I had a hole in the holster.

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The magazines? What the…?

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And now I’ve lost the trigger

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and the flash suppressor.

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(YELLS)

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Did you do military service, Carbonell?


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Oh, my dear.

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I wish.

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But they didn’t let me.

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Because you are a woman.

156
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Because I am too violent.

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Hey, there are a lot of chicks here!

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Yes, that’s right.

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Cool. And they’re really hot!

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(LAUGHS)

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You think?

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Check out that one with the leggings, dude.

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I don’t think she’s wearing any panties.

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Isn’t she?

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Phew, there are so many babes here…

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Look at that one, she’s so hot.

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(LAUGHS)

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Well, I’m homosexual.

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Look at that guy, what an ass…


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What are you talking about?

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No, I… I don’t know, dude. I…


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Hey, dude, easy, OK? No problem.

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Everyone is different.

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No, no. But listen.

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If I didn’t like chicks so much,

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I’d be homosexual.


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I mean, I got the calling,

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but I like chicks.

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Don’t rush it.

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If you like guys,

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you’ll figure it out, OK?

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You will discover it.

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No, no. 


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I've discovered it: I like chicks.

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The problem is that, I don’t know.

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They are so weird.

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You never know

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if they want to hook up or not.

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Yeah, I know.

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Among guys it is a lot easier.

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You're lucky, dude.

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That’s being mature.

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No, it’s not being mature.

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It’s being constantly horny.


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Yeah, but I’m also constantly horny and…

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Listen, just yesterday,

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Emma stayed at home for the night.

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And I wouldn’t have minded... you know?

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However, she just wanted to sleep.


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Yeah, sure.

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That’s why she stayed with you.

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Because she wanted to sleep.

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Dude, you’re dumb.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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What do you think I mean? I think Emma...

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is a really open-minded chick.

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Very very modern.

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Maybe she wanted

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to hook up with Lopez and you all at once


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She wanted to have a threesome!

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It’s so obvious!

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Now that you mention it

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it is obvious! But at that moment…