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G: Can we have Hank on, just in the
middle of us, doing work, while we shoot

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all of our episodes?

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H: I do have a lot of work to do.

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A: Yeah, but we're shooting right now.

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G: Would this motivate you?

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- H: To get work done?
- G: To finish your work, if you had to

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sit between us, while you worked?

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H: Smells good.

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- G: Awwww!
- A: We're rolling though, it's like the--

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♪ (jazzy music) ♪

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A: This week, we have a question from...
me!

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G: Whoa, are you admitting you write
the questions?

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A: Well, okay, I don't write the questions
anymore.

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H: Are you international?

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A: I've been abroad.

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G: I don't think you count as an
international viewer,

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- G: you live in this apartment!
- H: I don't--

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A: I'm international to all of our
international viewers.

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H: I don't think you count as abroad
either.

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A: That was mean!
(H+G laugh)

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A: What am I?!?

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G: Just like: a girl, not yet a woman.
(H+G laugh, again)

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A: I'll be the first to admit that.

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A: My question for you is:
How do you handle rivalry with a co-host?

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H: Oh, I've never had one of those.

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- A: A co-host?!?
- G: You do!

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- G: You have a co-host on your channel!
- H: No, a rivalry.

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- G: Ohhh.
- A: Come on! I mean, right?

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H: Think of your hosting relationship as
any other relationship and know that in

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order to maintain the thing that you are
doing together you also have to maintain

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- H: the relationship.
- A: But you're not mad that he has more

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followers on Instagram?

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H: You know I'm not, but I am very mad
that he has... he gets more views on

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Snapchat...

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- A: See?
- H: ...even though he never, never talks

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about his Snapchat.

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- H: But he--
- A: Oh, no rivalry, huh?

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- G: You know what's fun here is that--
- H: He doesn't even like his Snapchat!

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G: Do you think that it means anything
that you have less social media followers

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- G: than I do?
- A: Yes, I'm very upset about it all of

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the time.

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G: Well, do you know why I have more?

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- A: Why?
- G: I post boobs.

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A: What am I gonna do, Gaby, there's
nothing for me to do about that!

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G: I don't know, turn around! What do you
got back there?

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A: A butt.

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H: I think managing rivalry in a partner
relationship is all about psychologically

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beating the other person down. That's
what I'm seeing.

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- G: Ooooh, interesting.
- A: Ohhhh! See!

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A: Now that's good advice.

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A: Do you have people say who's better
looking between the two of you?

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H: We do.

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- A: See that's...
- G: Yeah, I do it all the time.

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- A: Yeah, she thinks you're the hot one.
- G: It's me, on my Twitter! All the time!

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H: You talk about how you're the hot one?

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- A: No, how you're the hot one.
- G: No, I talk about how you're the hot

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one.

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- H: Oh, I, appar-
- G: All the time, I can't believe you

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don't notice that.

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G: Anytime you would retweet, like, an
article I wrote or something, I would be

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like "Once again, Hank Green, proving
himself the hot one!"

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- H: I am a little younger.
- G: And that's what people like-

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G: Hollywood.

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- A: I'm younger.
- G: By one year!

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A: So? I have a dewy complexion.

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H: It will matter more in the future.

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- G: That you're younger?
- H: Mhmm.

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A: Oh great, I can't wait for the future.
(H+G laugh)

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G: "I can't wait for the future" is such a
weird, sad thing to say.

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H: I often think to myself, "Well, John's
a lot more successful than me, but I have

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three years to catch up."

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A: Yes, I do that too! I'm like "This next
year better be good!"

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- H: Her boobs just keep getting bigger...
- G: Yep.

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H: ...what are yours doing?

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A: Oh my god, Hank!
(H+G laugh)

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♪ (jazzy music) ♪

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H: Everyone knows you're lovely.

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A: Aw, that doesn't count after everything
else you've said. (H+G start laughing)

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♪ (jazzy music) ♪