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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Can we have Hank on, just in the\Nmiddle of us, doing work, while we shoot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.59,0:00:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of our episodes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.12,0:00:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I do have a lot of work to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.80,0:00:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, but we're shooting right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.36,0:00:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Would this motivate you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.48,0:00:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: To get work done?\N- G: To finish your work, if you had to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.47,0:00:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit between us, while you worked?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.79,0:00:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Smells good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.69,0:00:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: Awwww!\N- A: We're rolling though, it's like the--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.32,0:00:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jazzy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.10,0:00:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This week, we have a question from...\Nme!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.60,0:00:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Whoa, are you admitting you write\Nthe questions?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.85,0:00:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Well, okay, I don't write the questions\Nanymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.38,0:00:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Are you international?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.15,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I've been abroad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I don't think you count as an\Ninternational viewer,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.35,0:00:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: you live in this apartment!\N- H: I don't--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.42,0:00:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'm international to all of our\Ninternational viewers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.99,0:00:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I don't think you count as abroad\Neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.59,0:00:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That was mean!\N(H+G laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.81,0:00:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What am I?!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.72,0:00:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Just like: a girl, not yet a woman.\N(H+G laugh, again)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.73,0:00:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'll be the first to admit that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.95,0:00:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: My question for you is:\NHow do you handle rivalry with a co-host?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.65,0:01:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Oh, I've never had one of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.57,0:01:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: A co-host?!?\N- G: You do!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.90,0:01:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: You have a co-host on your channel!\N- H: No, a rivalry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.59,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: Ohhh.\N- A: Come on! I mean, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.54,0:01:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Think of your hosting relationship as\Nany other relationship and know that in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.58,0:01:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,order to maintain the thing that you are\Ndoing together you also have to maintain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.74,0:01:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: the relationship.\N- A: But you're not mad that he has more
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.32,0:01:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,followers on Instagram?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.89,0:01:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: You know I'm not, but I am very mad\Nthat he has... he gets more views on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.82,0:01:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Snapchat...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.68,0:01:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: See?\N- H: ...even though he never, never talks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.10,0:01:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about his Snapchat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.08,0:01:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: But he--\N- A: Oh, no rivalry, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.87,0:01:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: You know what's fun here is that--\N- H: He doesn't even like his Snapchat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.62,0:01:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Do you think that it means anything\Nthat you have less social media followers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.94,0:01:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: than I do?\N- A: Yes, I'm very upset about it all of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.59,0:01:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.20,0:01:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Well, do you know why I have more?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.65,0:01:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: Why?\N- G: I post boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.16,0:01:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What am I gonna do, Gaby, there's\Nnothing for me to do about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.56,0:01:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I don't know, turn around! What do you\Ngot back there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.30,0:01:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: A butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.98,0:01:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I think managing rivalry in a partner\Nrelationship is all about psychologically
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.78,0:01:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beating the other person down. That's\Nwhat I'm seeing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.25,0:02:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: Ooooh, interesting.\N- A: Ohhhh! See!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.08,0:02:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Now that's good advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.67,0:02:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you have people say who's better\Nlooking between the two of you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.29,0:02:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: We do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.10,0:02:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: See that's...\N- G: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.42,0:02:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: Yeah, she thinks you're the hot one.\N- G: It's me, on my Twitter! All the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.14,0:02:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: You talk about how you're the hot one?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.16,0:02:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: No, how you're the hot one.\N- G: No, I talk about how you're the hot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.64,0:02:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.25,0:02:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: Oh, I, appar-\N- G: All the time, I can't believe you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.38,0:02:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't notice that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.14,0:02:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Anytime you would retweet, like, an\Narticle I wrote or something, I would be
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.14,0:02:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like "Once again, Hank Green, proving\Nhimself the hot one!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.68,0:02:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: I am a little younger.\N- G: And that's what people like-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.12,0:02:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Hollywood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.88,0:02:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A: I'm younger.\N- G: By one year!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.13,0:02:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So? I have a dewy complexion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.27,0:02:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: It will matter more in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.03,0:02:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- G: That you're younger?\N- H: Mhmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.86,0:02:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh great, I can't wait for the future.\N(H+G laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.96,0:02:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: "I can't wait for the future" is such a\Nweird, sad thing to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.45,0:02:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I often think to myself, "Well, John's\Na lot more successful than me, but I have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.03,0:02:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three years to catch up."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.15,0:02:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes, I do that too! I'm like "This next\Nyear better be good!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.81,0:02:55.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H: Her boobs just keep getting bigger...\N- G: Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.69,0:02:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: ...what are yours doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.91,0:02:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh my god, Hank!\N(H+G laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.07,0:03:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jazzy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.04,0:03:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Everyone knows you're lovely.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.25,0:03:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Aw, that doesn't count after everything\Nelse you've said. (H+G start laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.35,0:03:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jazzy music) ♪