G: Can we have Hank on, just in the middle of us, doing work, while we shoot
all of our episodes?
H: I do have a lot of work to do.
A: Yeah, but we're shooting right now.
G: Would this motivate you?
- H: To get work done? - G: To finish your work, if you had to
sit between us, while you worked?
H: Smells good.
- G: Awwww! - A: We're rolling though, it's like the--
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A: This week, we have a question from... me!
G: Whoa, are you admitting you write the questions?
A: Well, okay, I don't write the questions anymore.
H: Are you international?
A: I've been abroad.
G: I don't think you count as an international viewer,
- G: you live in this apartment! - H: I don't--
A: I'm international to all of our international viewers.
H: I don't think you count as abroad either.
A: That was mean! (H+G laugh)
A: What am I?!?
G: Just like: a girl, not yet a woman. (H+G laugh, again)
A: I'll be the first to admit that.
A: My question for you is: How do you handle rivalry with a co-host?
H: Oh, I've never had one of those.
- A: A co-host?!? - G: You do!
- G: You have a co-host on your channel! - H: No, a rivalry.
- G: Ohhh. - A: Come on! I mean, right?
H: Think of your hosting relationship as any other relationship and know that in
order to maintain the thing that you are doing together you also have to maintain
- H: the relationship. - A: But you're not mad that he has more
followers on Instagram?
H: You know I'm not, but I am very mad that he has... he gets more views on
Snapchat...
- A: See? - H: ...even though he never, never talks
about his Snapchat.
- H: But he-- - A: Oh, no rivalry, huh?
- G: You know what's fun here is that-- - H: He doesn't even like his Snapchat!
G: Do you think that it means anything that you have less social media followers
- G: than I do? - A: Yes, I'm very upset about it all of
the time.
G: Well, do you know why I have more?
- A: Why? - G: I post boobs.
A: What am I gonna do, Gaby, there's nothing for me to do about that!
G: I don't know, turn around! What do you got back there?
A: A butt.
H: I think managing rivalry in a partner relationship is all about psychologically
beating the other person down. That's what I'm seeing.
- G: Ooooh, interesting. - A: Ohhhh! See!
A: Now that's good advice.
A: Do you have people say who's better looking between the two of you?
H: We do.
- A: See that's... - G: Yeah, I do it all the time.
- A: Yeah, she thinks you're the hot one. - G: It's me, on my Twitter! All the time!
H: You talk about how you're the hot one?
- A: No, how you're the hot one. - G: No, I talk about how you're the hot
one.
- H: Oh, I, appar- - G: All the time, I can't believe you
don't notice that.
G: Anytime you would retweet, like, an article I wrote or something, I would be
like "Once again, Hank Green, proving himself the hot one!"
- H: I am a little younger. - G: And that's what people like-
G: Hollywood.
- A: I'm younger. - G: By one year!
A: So? I have a dewy complexion.
H: It will matter more in the future.
- G: That you're younger? - H: Mhmm.
A: Oh great, I can't wait for the future. (H+G laugh)
G: "I can't wait for the future" is such a weird, sad thing to say.
H: I often think to myself, "Well, John's a lot more successful than me, but I have
three years to catch up."
A: Yes, I do that too! I'm like "This next year better be good!"
- H: Her boobs just keep getting bigger... - G: Yep.
H: ...what are yours doing?
A: Oh my god, Hank! (H+G laugh)
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H: Everyone knows you're lovely.
A: Aw, that doesn't count after everything else you've said. (H+G start laughing)
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