G: Can we have Hank on, just in the
middle of us, doing work, while we shoot
all of our episodes?
H: I do have a lot of work to do.
A: Yeah, but we're shooting right now.
G: Would this motivate you?
- H: To get work done?
- G: To finish your work, if you had to
sit between us, while you worked?
H: Smells good.
- G: Awwww!
- A: We're rolling though, it's like the--
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A: This week, we have a question from...
me!
G: Whoa, are you admitting you write
the questions?
A: Well, okay, I don't write the questions
anymore.
H: Are you international?
A: I've been abroad.
G: I don't think you count as an
international viewer,
- G: you live in this apartment!
- H: I don't--
A: I'm international to all of our
international viewers.
H: I don't think you count as abroad
either.
A: That was mean!
(H+G laugh)
A: What am I?!?
G: Just like: a girl, not yet a woman.
(H+G laugh, again)
A: I'll be the first to admit that.
A: My question for you is:
How do you handle rivalry with a co-host?
H: Oh, I've never had one of those.
- A: A co-host?!?
- G: You do!
- G: You have a co-host on your channel!
- H: No, a rivalry.
- G: Ohhh.
- A: Come on! I mean, right?
H: Think of your hosting relationship as
any other relationship and know that in
order to maintain the thing that you are
doing together you also have to maintain
- H: the relationship.
- A: But you're not mad that he has more
followers on Instagram?
H: You know I'm not, but I am very mad
that he has... he gets more views on
Snapchat...
- A: See?
- H: ...even though he never, never talks
about his Snapchat.
- H: But he--
- A: Oh, no rivalry, huh?
- G: You know what's fun here is that--
- H: He doesn't even like his Snapchat!
G: Do you think that it means anything
that you have less social media followers
- G: than I do?
- A: Yes, I'm very upset about it all of
the time.
G: Well, do you know why I have more?
- A: Why?
- G: I post boobs.
A: What am I gonna do, Gaby, there's
nothing for me to do about that!
G: I don't know, turn around! What do you
got back there?
A: A butt.
H: I think managing rivalry in a partner
relationship is all about psychologically
beating the other person down. That's
what I'm seeing.
- G: Ooooh, interesting.
- A: Ohhhh! See!
A: Now that's good advice.
A: Do you have people say who's better
looking between the two of you?
H: We do.
- A: See that's...
- G: Yeah, I do it all the time.
- A: Yeah, she thinks you're the hot one.
- G: It's me, on my Twitter! All the time!
H: You talk about how you're the hot one?
- A: No, how you're the hot one.
- G: No, I talk about how you're the hot
one.
- H: Oh, I, appar-
- G: All the time, I can't believe you
don't notice that.
G: Anytime you would retweet, like, an
article I wrote or something, I would be
like "Once again, Hank Green, proving
himself the hot one!"
- H: I am a little younger.
- G: And that's what people like-
G: Hollywood.
- A: I'm younger.
- G: By one year!
A: So? I have a dewy complexion.
H: It will matter more in the future.
- G: That you're younger?
- H: Mhmm.
A: Oh great, I can't wait for the future.
(H+G laugh)
G: "I can't wait for the future" is such a
weird, sad thing to say.
H: I often think to myself, "Well, John's
a lot more successful than me, but I have
three years to catch up."
A: Yes, I do that too! I'm like "This next
year better be good!"
- H: Her boobs just keep getting bigger...
- G: Yep.
H: ...what are yours doing?
A: Oh my god, Hank!
(H+G laugh)
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H: Everyone knows you're lovely.
A: Aw, that doesn't count after everything
else you've said. (H+G start laughing)
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