♪ (soft piano solo) ♪
♪ You're the dude from high school I see at the gym ♪
♪ Or a friend of a friend or a second cousin ♪
♪ You're a coworker I sometimes eat lunch with ♪
♪ You're one of my many acquaintances ♪
♪ You know Christmas is about spending time ♪
♪ With friends and family ♪
♪ but just because you're not in one of those ♪
♪ two categories ♪
♪ Doesn't mean that I won't still do something special for you ♪
♪ Because Christmas is about giving, so here's what I'll do ♪
♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪ ♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send ♪
♪ -Maybe I'll just copy and paste it ♪ ♪ -From a previous text ♪
♪ -Well, it's only two words I might as well just type it ♪ ♪ -Less complicated ♪
♪ If you're thinking of calling me to thank me, oh please don't ♪
♪ That's not how this works ♪
♪ -Texting is as far as this relationship goes ♪ ♪ -And keep your response brief ♪
♪ I have way more important people in my life ♪
♪ You're not even in the top fifty ♪
♪ It's not that I don't care about you... ♪
♪ Well, yeah, I don't really care about you ♪
♪ But doesn't mean that I won't still do something special for you ♪
♪ Because Christmas is about giving, so here's what I'll do ♪
♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪ ♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪ ♪ -Christmas text ♪
♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send ♪
♪ I don't care enough to call ♪
♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ I don't care enough to call ♪
♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ So I'll type Merry Christmas explanation point and then press send ♪
♪ Merry Christmas explanation point and then press send ♪
♪ (soft piano solo) ♪
♪ And to all of my non-Christian friends I will text you... ♪
♪ "Hey dude, what's going on? We should tots hang next week." ♪
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