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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.81,0:00:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (soft piano solo) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.88,0:00:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're the dude from high school I see at the gym ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Or a friend of a friend or a second cousin ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.47,0:00:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're a coworker I sometimes eat lunch with ♪ \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're one of my many acquaintances ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.29,0:00:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You know Christmas is about spending time ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.60,0:00:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ With friends and family ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.96,0:00:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but just because you're not in one of those ♪ \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.23,0:00:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ two categories ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.04,0:00:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Doesn't mean that I won't still do \Nsomething special for you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.82,0:00:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Because Christmas is about giving, \Nso here's what I'll do ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.59,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.41,0:01:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.80,0:01:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas \Nexclamation point and then press send ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.28,0:01:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Maybe I'll just copy and paste it ♪\N♪ -From a previous text ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Well, it's only two words I might as well just type it ♪\N♪ -Less complicated ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.96,0:01:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ If you're thinking of calling me \Nto thank me, oh please don't ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.44,0:01:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ That's not how this works ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.57,0:01:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Texting is as far as this relationship goes ♪ \N♪ -And keep your response brief ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.41,0:01:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I have way more important people in my life ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.66,0:02:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're not even in the top fifty ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.12,0:02:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ It's not that I don't care about you... ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.10,0:02:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Well, yeah, I don't really care about you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.24,0:02:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But doesn't mean that I won't \Nstill do something special for you ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.02,0:02:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Because Christmas is about giving, \Nso here's what I'll do ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.68,0:02:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.56,0:02:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.97,0:02:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪\N♪ -Christmas text ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.94,0:02:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas \Nexclamation point and then press send ♪ \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.42,0:02:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care enough to call ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.61,0:02:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.78,0:03:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Oh! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.29,0:03:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care enough to call ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.44,0:03:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.52,0:03:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Oh! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.64,0:03:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ So I'll type Merry Christmas \Nexplanation point and then press send ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.64,0:03:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Merry Christmas explanation point \Nand then press send ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.04,0:03:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Merry Christmas explanation point \Nand then press send ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.10,0:03:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (soft piano solo) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And to all of my non-Christian\Nfriends I will text you... ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.52,0:03:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ "Hey dude, what's going on?\NWe should tots hang next week." ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.19,0:03:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[go to www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube\Nto make a personal request]