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♪ (soft piano solo) ♪

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♪ You're the dude from high school I see at the gym ♪


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♪ Or a friend of a friend or a second cousin ♪

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♪ You're a coworker I sometimes eat lunch with ♪ 


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♪ You're one of my many acquaintances ♪


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♪ You know Christmas is about spending time ♪

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♪ With friends and family ♪


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♪ but just because you're not in one of those ♪ 


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♪ two categories ♪


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♪ Doesn't mean that I won't still do 
something special for you ♪

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♪ Because Christmas is about giving, 
so here's what I'll do ♪

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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪


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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪

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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪

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♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas 
exclamation point and then press send ♪

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♪ -Maybe I'll just copy and paste it ♪
♪ -From a previous text ♪


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♪ -Well, it's only two words I might as well just type it ♪
♪ -Less complicated ♪

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♪ If you're thinking of calling me 
to thank me, oh please don't ♪

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♪ That's not how this works ♪


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♪ -Texting is as far as this relationship goes ♪ 
♪ -And keep your response brief ♪

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♪ I have way more important people in my life ♪


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♪ You're not even in the top fifty ♪


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♪ It's not that I don't care about you... ♪


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♪ Well, yeah, I don't really care about you ♪

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♪ But doesn't mean that I won't 
still do something special for you ♪


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♪ Because Christmas is about giving, 
so here's what I'll do ♪

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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪

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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text, Christmas text ♪

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♪ -I'm gonna send you a Christmas text ♪
♪ -Christmas text ♪

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♪ I'm gonna type Merry Christmas 
exclamation point and then press send ♪ 


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♪ I don't care enough to call ♪


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♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪

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♪ Oh! ♪

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♪ I don't care enough to call ♪

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♪ but I don't "not care" enough to do nothing ♪

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♪ Oh! ♪

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♪ So I'll type Merry Christmas 
explanation point and then press send ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas explanation point 
and then press send ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas explanation point 
and then press send ♪

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♪ (soft piano solo) ♪

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♪ And to all of my non-Christian
friends I will text you... ♪


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♪ "Hey dude, what's going on?
We should tots hang next week." ♪

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