[Southern American accent 
(facetious)]

Hey, what's up?
This is Bam

and this is Bad Parking.

[grunts]

[engine revs]

Oh-
[honk]

[goofy laugh]

It's so BAD

Look how bad that is

It's like totally parked there

like so BAD

This so gonna make the final cut

Look how bad this is

This is like the worst

parking ever

It's so totally parked

like super bad

Oh wow..

[comical 'Jackass Theme' mouth guitar]

[guitar theme continues]