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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi my name's Justin Bieber
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.24,0:00:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is my new Christmas song.\NHope you enjoy it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.53,0:00:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music] [singing] Looks like there's gonna\Nbe some perfect snow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.84,0:00:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the way you like it. \NI know...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.10,0:00:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[piano playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.89,0:00:21.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fast on the ground
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.64,0:00:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[blow on the face]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whine]\N[broken tooth falling]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.86,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.37,0:00:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[scream]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.42,0:00:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Calvin] Oh man... Those aren't - those\Naren't sounds a boy should be making.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.09,0:00:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi! How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Calvin for punching\Nme in the face once again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Justin Bieber's got a \Nchristmas album!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.71,0:00:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.67,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he going through puberty?\NIs his voice getting deeper?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.06,0:00:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone told me today that he was doing\Na song with Mariah Carey
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.08,0:00:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he couldn't hit the high notes when\Nthey were recording and ad song
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.43,0:00:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't given a try on listening\Nto it yet but I'm going to. Anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.77,0:00:59.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imma walk over here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.67,0:01:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mimic Justin]\NThing is too distracting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.72,0:01:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im going to make it flare into the lens.\NIm going to make it glare and flare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the lens.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it doing it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.91,0:01:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right there. \NThat looks like I'm holding a golden
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.80,0:01:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing that's magical.\NActually its silver.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.66,0:01:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get this thing off of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.21,0:01:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you guys checked out the controller\NI'm really bad playing video games
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.30,0:01:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got the second episode...\NRight now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.07,0:01:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just... Empty space
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.96,0:01:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want me to make a Christmas\NAlbum? Cause' I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.50,0:01:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you really, really want me to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.12,0:01:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really got skills to making a song\Ncause' I can hear everything
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.82,0:01:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[f. question] What'd you be doing if you\Nweren't bold with Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.85,0:01:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MJ] Probably training for the\NIronman triatlon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.36,0:01:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be an athlethic gentleman at the sport\Nof swimming, biking and jumping up hills
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.22,0:01:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just be out there trying to act
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.10,0:01:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, like Leonardo DiCaprio, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.59,0:02:00.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like "Oh, yeah. Are you serious right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.04,0:02:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stop the ship...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.04,0:02:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...directly ahead."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.95,0:02:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Over there"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.93,0:02:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"These people are vampires...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.31,0:02:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they dont stop sucking our blood...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.25,0:02:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gonna... die."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.53,0:02:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[FQ] When is your next Ace Fan Tour Video\Ncoming out?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.07,0:02:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been waiting forever for it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.82,0:02:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MJ] I'm sorry... Ryan!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.50,0:02:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to grow my hair now\Nand I dont like doing that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.14,0:02:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I had this wig
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.09,0:02:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But is just not real enough
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.88,0:02:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, yeah... I've been working on doing \Na... Fan tour music video
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.09,0:02:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's secret... I'm not gonna tell ya
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.50,0:02:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.34,0:02:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a camera?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.73,0:02:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.24,0:02:44.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dyed my hair to do this Justin Beiber\Nthing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.58,0:02:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now is just really weird, cause' \NI just... I dont know
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.90,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm gonna dyed back
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.19,0:02:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys don't care about this.\NWhy I'm telling you this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.89,0:02:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody cares
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.93,0:02:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Singing] Nobody cares about... me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.54,0:03:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[FQ] If you dug a hole at the center and\Njump in...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.21,0:03:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you stay at the center cause of\Ngravity?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.50,0:03:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I supose so, I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.29,0:03:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you doing homework right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.08,0:03:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you doing a worksheet [username]?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.52,0:03:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that's not how you say your last\Nname
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.58,0:03:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're probably doing a worksheet and\Nyou're asking me to answer your questions
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.31,0:03:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, you're asking the right guy, cause' I\Ngot like so many A's in school
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.77,0:03:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got A's for Jackass,\NI've got A's for being scare of snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.86,0:03:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got A's for\NNot forget A's too
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.26,0:03:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Damn]