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(Kermit) It's a Muppisode!

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Wow! This is a really long line for the bathroom.

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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

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-This isn't the line for the bathroom.
-Huh?

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This is the line for the food trucks!

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Okay, guys! Wrong line!

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-So we should prob--
-Food truck!

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(all chatter about food trucks)

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(Kermit) Guys? Sheesh.

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So, it's sea salt infused 
with a beet juice emulsion.

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But... it's still a cupcake though, right?

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Uh... Hold on, I'll just check.

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(Scooter) All right, everybody!

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Get your food and get on the van!

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Well, we have everyone but the Swedish Ch--


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Chef?!

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(speaks "Swedish")

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Hey, you know, Chef, 
we should probably pack up.

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For all we know, this is someone else's place.

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(trunk honks)

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-(everyone screams)
-(trunk honks repetitively)

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(gasp)

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Hoo doggie! It's Chef Gordon Ramsay!

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And you're in his spot, stranger!

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(old man) Only one way to settle this:

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Food truck fight!

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(in unison) Food truck fight!

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<i>Gordon Ramsay versus Swedish Chef!</i>

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<i>Begin!</i>

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(speaks in "Swedish")

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(pans clatter) Oh, sorry.

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Oh, you need this, don't cha?

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(pots clatter)

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Yow! That's hot!

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-Me, me, me, me, me. 
-(chef speaks "Swedish")

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-What is that?!
-Oh, I dunno.

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It's a mess! Look at it!

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You can't use that!


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-Well, I did my best.
-It's not good enough.

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(chops)

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(speaks in "Swedish" frantically)

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-Me, me, me, me.
-(Speaks in "Swedish")

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You're fired! Get out of here!

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Alright, let me just--(dishes clatter)

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Come on!

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It's kind of like we're dancing!

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<i>Attention chefs! Final plating.</i>

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-Oh!
-Oh!

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-<i>In five...</i>
-Where's my plate?!

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-<i> four, three--</i>
-Come on, move!

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-<i>two--</i>
-This is crazy!

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<i>one.</i>

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<i>Judging!</i>

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Gordon, our favorite thing about your dish
is the heaping helping...

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..of insults you served along with it!

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-Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Heh! Heh! Heh!

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And you...um...what's your face?

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The best part about your dish
is the little pattern of flowers around the edge.

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-Oh!
-Ooh!

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It's not the food.

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What I discovered was that by combining
both of your dishes...

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..I was able to form the perfect fusion cuisine.

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-Unfortunately, it is Cold Fusion.
-Oh! Oh!

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-Now it is going to explode.
-Oh! Oh! Oh!

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<i>Explosive combo!</i>

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<i>It's a draw!</i>

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(Dr. Teeth) Hey, Kermit! 
We really should have found a bathroom!

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-(Animal) Sorry.

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(Kermit) Sheesh.

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<i>That was fun, but what do
 the Muppets most want to do?</i>

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<i>Find out when Muppets Most Wanted
 hits theaters March 21st. Rated PG.</i>

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