(Kermit) It's a Muppisode!

Wow! This is a really long line for the bathroom.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

-This isn't the line for the bathroom.
-Huh?

This is the line for the food trucks!

Okay, guys! Wrong line!

-So we should prob--
-Food truck!

(all chatter about food trucks)

(Kermit) Guys? Sheesh.

So, it's sea salt infused 
with a beet juice emulsion.

But... it's still a cupcake though, right?

Uh... Hold on, I'll just check.

(Scooter) All right, everybody!

Get your food and get on the van!

Well, we have everyone but the Swedish Ch--

Chef?!

(speaks "Swedish")

Hey, you know, Chef, 
we should probably pack up.

For all we know, this is someone else's place.

(trunk honks)

-(everyone screams)
-(trunk honks repetitively)

(gasp)

Hoo doggie! It's Chef Gordon Ramsay!

And you're in his spot, stranger!

(old man) Only one way to settle this:

Food truck fight!

(in unison) Food truck fight!

<i>Gordon Ramsay versus Swedish Chef!</i>

<i>Begin!</i>

(speaks in "Swedish")

(pans clatter) Oh, sorry.

Oh, you need this, don't cha?

(pots clatter)

Yow! That's hot!

-Me, me, me, me, me. 
-(chef speaks "Swedish")

-What is that?!
-Oh, I dunno.

It's a mess! Look at it!

You can't use that!

-Well, I did my best.
-It's not good enough.

(chops)

(speaks in "Swedish" frantically)

-Me, me, me, me.
-(Speaks in "Swedish")

You're fired! Get out of here!

Alright, let me just--(dishes clatter)

Come on!

It's kind of like we're dancing!

<i>Attention chefs! Final plating.</i>

-Oh!
-Oh!

-<i>In five...</i>
-Where's my plate?!

-<i> four, three--</i>
-Come on, move!

-<i>two--</i>
-This is crazy!

<i>one.</i>

<i>Judging!</i>

Gordon, our favorite thing about your dish
is the heaping helping...

..of insults you served along with it!

-Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Heh! Heh! Heh!

And you...um...what's your face?

The best part about your dish
is the little pattern of flowers around the edge.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

It's not the food.

What I discovered was that by combining
both of your dishes...

..I was able to form the perfect fusion cuisine.

-Unfortunately, it is Cold Fusion.
-Oh! Oh!

-Now it is going to explode.
-Oh! Oh! Oh!

<i>Explosive combo!</i>

<i>It's a draw!</i>

(Dr. Teeth) Hey, Kermit! 
We really should have found a bathroom!

-(Animal) Sorry.

(Kermit) Sheesh.

<i>That was fun, but what do
 the Muppets most want to do?</i>

<i>Find out when Muppets Most Wanted
 hits theaters March 21st. Rated PG.</i>

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