Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

- He’s Portuguese! 
- He’ll score goals!

- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

- Ed, are you awake?
- I am now… Next I saw my windows break…

- Make sure Bruno signs by Thursday evening!
- Ole? - NO!

Come on be a red! You can’t be worse than Fred! Crazy money, but I need it done tonight!

Deal!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

He’s Portuguese! 
He’ll score goals!

- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

- Now it’s derby day!
- We won 1-0 away!

Don’t mention the 1st leg!

- I am safe now!
- Sweet dreams til the morning!

Now I’m wide awake! I didn’t know you could bake!
I made sure Bruno signed by Thursday evening!

- Payrise?
- Sure!
- YES!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

He’s Portuguese! 
He’ll score goals!

- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

- What a shot!
- What a baller!

And I can play the piano!

NO!!!
It’s happening again!

Was it something I said?

Hey Bruno, Ed Woodward has come up with another genius marketing plan to raise some dosh…

Launching tomorrow, brUNO - the card game...