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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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- He’s Portuguese! 
- He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

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- Ed, are you awake?
- I am now… Next I saw my windows break…

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- Make sure Bruno signs by Thursday evening!
- Ole? - NO!

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Come on be a red! You can’t be worse than Fred! Crazy money, but I need it done tonight!

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Deal!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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He’s Portuguese! 
He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

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- Now it’s derby day!
- We won 1-0 away!

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Don’t mention the 1st leg!

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- I am safe now!
- Sweet dreams til the morning!

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Now I’m wide awake! I didn’t know you could bake!
I made sure Bruno signed by Thursday evening!

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- Payrise?
- Sure!
- YES!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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He’s Portuguese! 
He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic!
- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...
- What?!

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- What a shot!
- What a baller!

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And I can play the piano!

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NO!!!
It’s happening again!

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Was it something I said?

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Hey Bruno, Ed Woodward has come up with another genius marketing plan to raise some dosh…

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Launching tomorrow, brUNO - the card game...