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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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- He’s Portuguese! [br]- He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic![br]- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...[br]- What?!

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- Ed, are you awake?[br]- I am now… Next I saw my windows break…

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- Make sure Bruno signs by Thursday evening![br]- Ole? - NO!

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Come on be a red! You can’t be worse than Fred! Crazy money, but I need it done tonight!

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Deal!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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He’s Portuguese! [br]He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic![br]- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...[br]- What?!

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- Now it’s derby day![br]- We won 1-0 away!

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Don’t mention the 1st leg!

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- I am safe now![br]- Sweet dreams til the morning!

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Now I’m wide awake! I didn’t know you could bake![br]I made sure Bruno signed by Thursday evening!

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- Payrise?[br]- Sure![br]- YES!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!

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He’s Portuguese! [br]He’ll score goals!

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- He’s magic![br]- Bruno!

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- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes...[br]- What?!

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- What a shot![br]- What a baller!

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And I can play the piano!

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NO!!![br]It’s happening again!

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Was it something I said?

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Hey Bruno, Ed Woodward has come up with another genius marketing plan to raise some dosh…

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Launching tomorrow, brUNO - the card game...