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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Brian] I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.45,0:00:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be a lot better off if\NI would have studied more
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.10,0:00:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was growing up, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.57,0:00:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know where it all went wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.81,0:00:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the day they started the spelling bee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.51,0:00:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause up until that day, I was an idiot,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.95,0:00:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but nobody else knew, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.02,0:00:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the spelling bee day popped up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.87,0:00:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"All right kids, up against the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.27,0:00:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's time for public humiliation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.09,0:00:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Spell a word wrong, sit down\Nin front of your friends."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.15,0:00:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, that's great for little egos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.57,0:00:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, look at me, I'm a moron.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.93,0:00:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I wasn't even close.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.24,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I was using numbers and stuff."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.69,0:00:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I admired that\Nkid who spelled it wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.44,0:00:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on purpose so he could sit down, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.83,0:00:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knew he wasn't gonna win
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.67,0:00:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why stand there for three hours?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.47,0:00:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First round, cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.33,0:00:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then as he passed you, "Haha,\NI know there's two Ts."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember my teacher asked me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.05,0:01:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian, what's the I before E rule?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.85,0:01:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.20,0:01:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I before E always."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.07,0:01:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What are you, an idiot, Brian?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.29,0:01:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Apparently."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.99,0:01:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So she explains it, "No\NBrian, it's I before E
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.20,0:01:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"except after C, and when sounding like A,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"as in neighbor and weigh,\Nand on weekends and holidays
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.63,0:01:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and all throughout May,\Nand you'll always be wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.69,0:01:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"no matter what you say."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.75,0:01:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, that's a hard rule.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's a rough rule."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.47,0:01:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plurals were hard too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.49,0:01:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian, how do you make a word a plural?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.59,0:01:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.01,0:01:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You put a S.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.77,0:01:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You put a S at the end of it."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.19,0:01:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"When?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.44,0:01:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.38,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"On weekends and holidays."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.55,0:01:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No Brian, no. Let me show you."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.47,0:01:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So she asked this kid who\Nknew everything, Irwin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:02:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Irwin, Irwin, what is the plural for ox?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.13,0:02:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oxen. The farmer used his oxen."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.64,0:02:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.67,0:02:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.52,0:02:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian, what's the plural for box?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.68,0:02:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boxen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.72,0:02:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I bought two boxen of donuts."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.22,0:02:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, no, Brian. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.72,0:02:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Let's try another one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.55,0:02:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Irwin, what is the plural for goose?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.39,0:02:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Geese. I saw a flock of geese."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.08,0:02:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.04,0:02:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.77,0:02:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What's the plural for moose?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.71,0:02:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.96,0:02:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There are many of 'em, many, much moosen,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.70,0:02:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"out in the woods. In the\Nwoodes, in the woodsen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.80,0:02:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The meese wanted food.\NFood is to eat nizzit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.88,0:02:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The meese wanted food\Nin the woodingizzit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.53,0:02:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In the food in the woodingizzit."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.45,0:03:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian, Brian, you're an imbecile."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.59,0:03:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Imbecilen."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.89,0:03:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What are you, speaking German, Brian?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.08,0:03:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"German. Germane! Jermaine Jackson!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.26,0:03:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jackson Five, Tito!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.58,0:03:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Brian, what the hell\Nare you talking about?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.43,0:03:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know. I don't know really."