[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.46,0:00:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone buzzing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.92,0:00:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be a beautiful wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.94,0:00:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.83,0:00:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.83,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But always remember, you are not alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think that we met. I'm Sarah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.56,0:00:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nyles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.06,0:00:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.59,0:00:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.20,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.22,0:00:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. [both scream]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.71,0:00:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.18,0:00:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run, rabbit, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.10,0:00:34.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nyles-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.79,0:00:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't come in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.38,0:00:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.10,0:00:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be a beautiful wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.02,0:00:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good day so far?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.11,0:00:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, tomorrow, it's all the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You! What is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.96,0:00:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Get out of the water!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.30,0:00:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess you followed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.67,0:00:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of those infinite time loop situations
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.68,0:00:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you might have heard about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.96,0:00:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I might've heard about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:00:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.15,0:01:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drove all the way back home, to Austin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.82,0:01:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I still woke up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.04,0:01:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One time I smoked a bunch of crystal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.43,0:01:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.16,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a huge waste of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.99,0:01:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then what's the point of living?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.27,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We kind of have no choice but to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how I'm gonna get out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suit yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.81,0:01:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.88,0:01:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[muffled screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.80,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now what do we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just have to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.71,0:01:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you sleep with people in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.60,0:01:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great question! I have, but it takes a lot of work.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.07,0:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May I cut in?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.40,0:01:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the first dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.65,0:01:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's a deal-breaker?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.08,0:01:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That didn't work? [both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.87,0:01:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's waste some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.21,0:01:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOOO!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.08,0:01:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.61,0:01:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to, uh, dance?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.75,0:01:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Know the officiant?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.68,0:01:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were right! Got 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.88,0:02:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.92,0:02:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't keep waking up in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.22,0:02:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything that we are doing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.59,0:02:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is meaningless.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope it's not all meaningless.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.79,0:02:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Least you have each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.30,0:02:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! There's a bomb in the cake!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.18,0:02:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, I used to be a bomb guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.43,0:02:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand back!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.30,0:02:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[explosion]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.16,0:02:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.91,0:02:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH MY GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.03,0:02:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.90,0:02:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be a beautiful wedding!