WEBVTT 00:00:19.677 --> 00:00:22.179 You're traveling through another dimension- 00:00:22.214 --> 00:00:25.299 a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind, 00:00:25.334 --> 00:00:27.102 a journey into a wondrous land 00:00:27.137 --> 00:00:29.687 whose boundaries are that of imagination. 00:00:29.722 --> 00:00:32.807 Your next stop, the twilight zone. 00:00:42.852 --> 00:00:45.953 Mr. Chambers? Mr. Chambers? 00:00:45.988 --> 00:00:47.722 It is the mealtime. 00:00:47.856 --> 00:00:50.575 Kindly state your preference, please. 00:00:51.010 --> 00:00:52.461 Mr. Chambers? 00:00:52.496 --> 00:00:54.329 It is the mealtime. 00:00:54.764 --> 00:00:57.466 Kindly state your preference. 00:01:02.037 --> 00:01:06.074 Please deposit cigarettes in appropriate receptacle. 00:01:06.109 --> 00:01:08.042 This is a safety measure. 00:01:08.077 --> 00:01:10.078 Why don't you take a flying jump at the moon? 00:01:10.113 --> 00:01:11.346 Kindly repeat request. 00:01:11.381 --> 00:01:14.031 Aw, knock it off, leave me alone. 00:01:14.066 --> 00:01:16.551 You do not care for food at this time? 00:01:16.586 --> 00:01:19.003 Yes, i do not care for food at this time. 00:01:19.038 --> 00:01:20.237 Very well. 00:01:20.241 --> 00:01:23.608 Very well... very, very well. 00:01:44.128 --> 00:01:47.264 Please conserve water. 00:01:58.942 --> 00:02:00.028 What time is it? 00:02:00.063 --> 00:02:02.930 There is no time in space. 00:02:02.965 --> 00:02:04.099 This is to say 00:02:04.134 --> 00:02:06.784 there is no chronology that can be calibrated. 00:02:07.001 --> 00:02:09.003 I said what time is it, what time is it on earth? 00:02:09.038 --> 00:02:10.155 Can you tell me that 00:02:10.190 --> 00:02:12.040 without an exercise in euclidean geometry? 00:02:12.075 --> 00:02:14.009 Now, just tell me what time it is on earth. 00:02:14.944 --> 00:02:18.662 On earth it would be 12:00 noon. 00:02:20.583 --> 00:02:23.667 12:00 noon, 12:00 noon. 00:02:25.553 --> 00:02:28.055 This is the way nightmares begin... 00:02:28.090 --> 00:02:29.924 or, perhaps, end. 00:02:29.959 --> 00:02:32.426 Very simple, direct, unadorned. 00:02:32.461 --> 00:02:35.563 Incredible, and yet so terribly real 00:02:35.598 --> 00:02:37.031 that even while they're happening 00:02:37.066 --> 00:02:39.034 we live with them and digest them 00:02:39.069 --> 00:02:40.819 and assimilate them. 00:02:41.054 --> 00:02:42.887 And if it's 12:00 noon 00:02:43.022 --> 00:02:46.190 that's what you preoccupy yourself with. 00:02:46.225 --> 00:02:48.075 You don't think about 12:00 noon 00:02:48.110 --> 00:02:51.195 on the next day or the day after that. 00:02:51.230 --> 00:02:53.949 But that's what we should have been thinking about- 00:02:53.984 --> 00:02:57.085 tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:01.205 We were preoccupied with the hands on a clock 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:04.959 when we should have been checking off a calendar. 00:03:07.461 --> 00:03:11.215 It was an april day, and it was noon then, too. 00:03:11.250 --> 00:03:12.717 And people walked and drove 00:03:12.752 --> 00:03:15.854 and bought and sold and fretted and laughed. 00:03:16.189 --> 00:03:19.007 The world went on much as it had been going on 00:03:19.042 --> 00:03:20.058 with a tentative tiptoeing 00:03:20.093 --> 00:03:22.726 alongside a precipice of crisis. 00:03:22.761 --> 00:03:24.612 There was berlin to worry about 00:03:24.647 --> 00:03:26.480 and indochina, and algeria 00:03:26.515 --> 00:03:28.983 and all the other myriad problems, major and minor 00:03:29.018 --> 00:03:31.619 that somehow had lost their incisive edge of horror 00:03:31.654 --> 00:03:34.121 because we were so familiar with them. 00:03:34.156 --> 00:03:35.372 And then... 00:03:42.746 --> 00:03:44.632 and that's when it happened. 00:03:44.667 --> 00:03:47.751 That's when we first heard that they had come. 00:03:47.786 --> 00:03:49.637 That's when we should have prepared ourselves 00:03:49.672 --> 00:03:52.756 for any eventuality, but we didn't. 00:03:54.642 --> 00:03:57.161 Instead, we milled around like frightened farm animals 00:03:57.196 --> 00:03:59.647 looking for formulas and father images, 00:03:59.682 --> 00:04:01.549 while the secretary general of the united nations 00:04:01.584 --> 00:04:03.018 made the first official announcement 00:04:03.053 --> 00:04:06.271 of the arrival of creatures from outer space. 00:04:06.306 --> 00:04:08.472 They called themselves kanamits 00:04:08.507 --> 00:04:10.658 and announced over the short wave 00:04:10.675 --> 00:04:14.278 that on that given afternoon, they would arrive on earth. 00:04:14.313 --> 00:04:17.515 At 11:00 this morning, eastern standard time 00:04:17.649 --> 00:04:18.882 the first of these landings 00:04:18.918 --> 00:04:23.037 took place in an area just outside of newark, new jersey. 00:04:23.072 --> 00:04:25.790 Subsequently, we have had reports of other landings 00:04:25.825 --> 00:04:30.544 in the soviet union, in norway, the southern coast of france 00:04:30.579 --> 00:04:33.681 just outside of rio de janeiro and several others. 00:04:33.716 --> 00:04:35.800 Speaking on behalf of the united nations, 00:04:35.835 --> 00:04:38.186 i can only tell you that at this moment 00:04:38.221 --> 00:04:41.105 it would be premature to assume hostile intent 00:04:41.140 --> 00:04:43.308 on the part of these... these kanamits. 00:04:43.343 --> 00:04:46.560 And so, it is the position of the united nations 00:04:46.595 --> 00:04:49.063 that the world population remain calm, 00:04:49.098 --> 00:04:50.948 to make no hostile move, 00:04:50.983 --> 00:04:52.700 to keep in mind 00:04:53.317 --> 00:04:55.502 that all governments are being apprised 00:04:55.619 --> 00:04:57.821 of the events as they happen 00:04:57.856 --> 00:05:00.324 and have the situation well in hand. 00:05:00.359 --> 00:05:02.710 What do they look like? Yeah, what do they look like? 00:05:02.745 --> 00:05:03.327 Please, gentlemen, please... 00:05:03.362 --> 00:05:05.212 who are they, mr.Secretary general? Can't we get 00:05:05.247 --> 00:05:07.715 a more specific statement? We do not know what they look like. 00:05:07.750 --> 00:05:10.034 We only know that several of their craft have landed 00:05:10.069 --> 00:05:12.020 and that they... 00:05:14.123 --> 00:05:14.722 what's the secret? 00:05:14.757 --> 00:05:15.973 Why can't we have a statement? 00:05:16.008 --> 00:05:17.841 What's going on? What's happening here? 00:05:17.876 --> 00:05:19.003 Please, mr. Secretary general... 00:05:19.028 --> 00:05:20.978 it appears... it appears that one of the craft 00:05:21.013 --> 00:05:22.229 has landed just a few blocks away. 00:05:22.846 --> 00:05:24.732 That close? Does the defense department know...? 00:05:24.767 --> 00:05:27.851 One of their representatives is on his way to this building. 00:05:27.886 --> 00:05:29.103 Fantastic! Unbelievable! 00:05:55.129 --> 00:05:59.516 Respectfully submitted for your perusal... a kanamit. 00:05:59.551 --> 00:06:01.385 A little over nine feet. 00:06:01.420 --> 00:06:03.887 Weight:In the neighborhood of 350 pounds. 00:06:03.922 --> 00:06:05.139 Origin: Unknown. 00:06:05.174 --> 00:06:07.041 Motives? 00:06:07.076 --> 00:06:09.526 Therein hangs the tale, for in just a moment 00:06:09.561 --> 00:06:12.046 we're going to ask you to shake hands, figuratively, 00:06:12.081 --> 00:06:14.031 with a christopher columbus 00:06:14.066 --> 00:06:16.000 from another galaxy and another time. 00:06:16.035 --> 00:06:18.536 This is the twilight zone. 00:06:35.136 --> 00:06:37.138 Ladies and gentlemen of the earth, 00:06:37.273 --> 00:06:41.058 we greet you in peace and friendship. 00:06:41.293 --> 00:06:45.012 We come from a planet far beyond this galaxy, 00:06:45.047 --> 00:06:47.064 a planet far more developed than earth, 00:06:47.099 --> 00:06:49.767 but we come as friends. 00:06:49.802 --> 00:06:52.269 Although we know your language, 00:06:52.304 --> 00:06:55.423 our own methods of communication are mental rather than verbal. 00:06:55.657 --> 00:06:58.159 Hence, the voice you hear me speaking with 00:06:58.194 --> 00:07:00.662 is totally mechanical. 00:07:00.697 --> 00:07:03.280 Our intentions are honorable. 00:07:03.314 --> 00:07:06.034 We desire above all things to help the people of earth... 00:07:06.505 --> 00:07:09.538 ...to establish embassies here, 00:07:09.573 --> 00:07:12.024 and, in the near future, to set up reciprocal visits 00:07:12.059 --> 00:07:14.926 between earth people and kanamits. 00:07:15.061 --> 00:07:17.146 Perhaps you watched this initial questioning- 00:07:17.181 --> 00:07:19.131 most people on earth did 00:07:19.166 --> 00:07:22.835 on television sets, radios, shortwave. 00:07:23.070 --> 00:07:26.005 Surely, some of the questions asked by your representatives 00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:28.090 must have been identical to a few of your own 00:07:29.025 --> 00:07:32.693 because as a race, we're unaccustomed to charity. 00:07:32.728 --> 00:07:35.113 Brutality is a far more universal language to us 00:07:35.148 --> 00:07:38.200 than an expression of friendship from outer space. 00:07:39.235 --> 00:07:41.069 Would you be willing to be interrogated here 00:07:41.104 --> 00:07:42.320 and at this time? 00:07:42.355 --> 00:07:44.571 There are u.n. Delegates present 00:07:44.606 --> 00:07:46.457 from most of the important countries 00:07:46.492 --> 00:07:47.325 and the television cameras 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:50.028 are carrying our meeting throughout the world. 00:07:50.462 --> 00:07:52.330 I will be glad to. 00:07:54.082 --> 00:07:57.085 Senor valdes of argentina is recognized. 00:07:58.170 --> 00:08:00.473 Thank you, mr. Secretary. 00:08:01.108 --> 00:08:04.092 Senor, could you please inform us 00:08:04.127 --> 00:08:07.046 precisely why have you chosen this planet for your visit? 00:08:07.181 --> 00:08:09.448 It has come to our attention 00:08:09.583 --> 00:08:11.733 that earth has been plagued 00:08:11.768 --> 00:08:14.553 by both natural and unnatural catastrophes 00:08:14.688 --> 00:08:17.606 all of which could easily be acted upon and prevented. 00:08:18.041 --> 00:08:20.360 We are here to help you. 00:08:22.395 --> 00:08:26.098 Recognizing dr. Denis leveque, the representative of france. 00:08:26.133 --> 00:08:30.617 Monsieur, my government wishes me to ask you 00:08:30.652 --> 00:08:32.503 the nature of your help. 00:08:32.538 --> 00:08:34.371 What forms will it take? 00:08:34.405 --> 00:08:38.125 Indeed, if we should prefer not to avail ourselves 00:08:38.159 --> 00:08:39.626 of the various aids that you mentioned, 00:08:39.662 --> 00:08:41.813 your reply would be what? 00:08:42.347 --> 00:08:45.033 We will not force anything on you. 00:08:44.168 --> 00:08:48.087 You will take only that which you choose to take. 00:08:49.122 --> 00:08:53.390 For example, tomorrow we will demonstrate 00:08:53.425 --> 00:08:55.093 to all interested parties 00:08:55.128 --> 00:08:58.146 a new and extremely interesting power source 00:08:58.681 --> 00:09:00.148 which is atomic in nature 00:09:00.183 --> 00:09:03.102 and which can supply a form of electric power 00:09:03.237 --> 00:09:05.087 for entire countries 00:09:05.122 --> 00:09:07.655 for the cost of a few dollars. 00:09:07.890 --> 00:09:10.409 It's extremely economical. 00:09:12.144 --> 00:09:14.294 Mr. Gregori, the representative 00:09:14.329 --> 00:09:16.297 of the soviet union, is recognized. 00:09:17.332 --> 00:09:20.118 The soviet people would like to ask the kanamits 00:09:20.253 --> 00:09:22.503 precisely- i repeat that to him- 00:09:22.638 --> 00:09:24.305 precisely what are your motives 00:09:24.340 --> 00:09:26.174 in coming here quite uninvited? 00:09:26.209 --> 00:09:29.128 Are we to assume that there is no ulterior motive 00:09:29.163 --> 00:09:32.164 beyond this vast humanity you speak of? 00:09:33.099 --> 00:09:35.734 There is nothing ulterior in our motives. 00:09:36.069 --> 00:09:37.685 Nothing at all. 00:09:38.220 --> 00:09:41.939 You will discover this for yourselves before too long 00:09:42.074 --> 00:09:44.341 simply by testing the various devices 00:09:44.475 --> 00:09:46.694 which we will make available to you. 00:09:47.129 --> 00:09:49.197 We can show you, for example, 00:09:49.232 --> 00:09:53.585 how to add a certain very cheap nitrate to the soil 00:09:53.620 --> 00:09:56.337 and end famine on earth for good and all. 00:09:56.372 --> 00:09:59.457 We can demonstrate to you quite practically 00:09:59.492 --> 00:10:01.360 the principles of the force field 00:10:01.495 --> 00:10:03.345 in which you may cloak each nation 00:10:03.380 --> 00:10:04.997 with an invisible wall 00:10:05.214 --> 00:10:08.016 absolutely impenetrable by bombs, missiles, 00:10:08.051 --> 00:10:09.968 or anything else. 00:10:10.303 --> 00:10:12.153 We ask only that you trust us. 00:10:13.488 --> 00:10:17.224 Only that you simply trust us. 00:10:18.059 --> 00:10:19.726 That was what we all thought. 00:10:19.761 --> 00:10:21.612 It was the age of santa claus. 00:10:21.647 --> 00:10:24.365 Only these kriss kringles came without white whiskers 00:10:24.400 --> 00:10:26.868 and rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes. 00:10:26.903 --> 00:10:29.736 They were nine-feet tall enigmas 00:10:29.771 --> 00:10:31.622 who descended on us like locusts. 00:10:32.057 --> 00:10:34.993 But nobody was counting or worrying. 00:10:36.528 --> 00:10:39.129 Except perhaps a few professionals 00:10:39.164 --> 00:10:41.249 whose job it was to second guess. 00:10:41.784 --> 00:10:43.751 In a sense, i was one of these- 00:10:43.786 --> 00:10:46.888 a decoding specialist for the united states government, 00:10:47.523 --> 00:10:50.259 and this is where i got into the act. 00:10:51.294 --> 00:10:53.013 Well, chambers, what have you got? 00:10:55.048 --> 00:10:58.766 A corker of a migraine headache and eye strain. 00:10:58.801 --> 00:11:00.652 You can't lick it? 00:11:00.687 --> 00:11:03.771 No, not in eight hours, i can't. 00:11:03.806 --> 00:11:05.023 Colonel, it took us almost a year 00:11:05.058 --> 00:11:07.274 to crack the japanese code- 00:11:07.309 --> 00:11:09.410 we had an army of men working on that. 00:11:09.445 --> 00:11:13.264 But this is a language of people from outer space, 00:11:13.299 --> 00:11:16.067 probably 500 times as intelligent as we are 00:11:16.102 --> 00:11:18.135 and a thousand times more complex. 00:11:18.270 --> 00:11:19.420 You need more help? 00:11:19.455 --> 00:11:22.540 All donations gratefully accepted. 00:11:22.575 --> 00:11:24.425 I showed this to every man on our staff. 00:11:24.460 --> 00:11:27.545 I've had a dozen people working on it since late last night. 00:11:27.580 --> 00:11:30.030 We've tried pretty much everything- 00:11:30.148 --> 00:11:33.050 single transposition, double transposition. 00:11:33.085 --> 00:11:35.687 We've tried every known method of cryptography there is, 00:11:35.722 --> 00:11:38.055 and i don't know whether we're even close 00:11:38.090 --> 00:11:39.406 or a million miles away. 00:11:39.441 --> 00:11:41.309 Are you saying it's indecipherable? 00:11:41.344 --> 00:11:44.063 No, we've just got to keep trying, that's all. 00:11:45.098 --> 00:11:48.816 Standard, direct, reversed, systematically mixed, 00:11:48.851 --> 00:11:50.702 keyword mixed, random mixed, 00:11:50.737 --> 00:11:53.204 reciprocal, conjugate. 00:11:53.239 --> 00:11:55.324 Every nature of sequence of letters there is. 00:11:56.359 --> 00:11:58.826 I'll tell you something, colonel, this is a tough nut. 00:11:58.861 --> 00:12:01.329 This is a real tough nut. 00:12:01.364 --> 00:12:03.214 How important is it? 00:12:03.249 --> 00:12:06.334 Hmm, i don't know. 00:12:06.369 --> 00:12:08.219 That... that kanamit, 00:12:08.254 --> 00:12:10.070 or whatever it is he calls himself, 00:12:10.105 --> 00:12:12.009 walked off and left this book yesterday at the u.n. 00:12:12.074 --> 00:12:15.075 The white house feels if we can decipher this book 00:12:15.110 --> 00:12:17.595 we can find out what they're up to. 00:12:17.630 --> 00:12:19.597 Well, obviously, nothing but our good. 00:12:19.632 --> 00:12:22.734 He hasn't commented on the loss of this book. 00:12:22.769 --> 00:12:23.985 Probably unconcerned. 00:12:24.020 --> 00:12:25.853 Why should we be so concerned? 00:12:25.888 --> 00:12:28.039 They've done all right by us so far. 00:12:28.125 --> 00:12:29.607 Parlor tricks. 00:12:29.642 --> 00:12:32.110 They don't seem like parlor tricks to me, colonel. 00:12:32.145 --> 00:12:34.612 That new nitrate use they demonstrated 00:12:34.647 --> 00:12:36.497 in argentina this morning- 00:12:36.532 --> 00:12:39.067 that soil had more vitamins in it six hours later 00:12:39.101 --> 00:12:41.753 than a drugstore chain. 00:12:41.788 --> 00:12:43.021 I know that country. 00:12:43.056 --> 00:12:45.624 That's as barren and fruitless as any place on earth. 00:12:46.044 --> 00:12:47.260 Well... 00:12:49.295 --> 00:12:51.380 we might lick this, we might not. 00:12:54.031 --> 00:12:55.516 But i got a strange feeling. 00:12:55.534 --> 00:12:56.385 What? 00:12:57.420 --> 00:12:58.636 That we're looking 00:12:58.671 --> 00:13:00.521 a gift horse in the mouth. 00:13:01.056 --> 00:13:03.024 I got another funny feeling, too. 00:13:03.059 --> 00:13:04.526 And that is? 00:13:05.561 --> 00:13:07.005 That if these kanamits 00:13:07.030 --> 00:13:09.897 are as helpful as i think they are, 00:13:09.932 --> 00:13:11.783 you boys will be out of a job. 00:13:12.018 --> 00:13:13.651 And probably, so will i. 00:13:13.686 --> 00:13:14.902 Am i to assume 00:13:14.937 --> 00:13:17.039 this is a scientific analysis, mr. Chambers, 00:13:17.074 --> 00:13:19.907 or just some kentucky windage? 00:13:19.942 --> 00:13:22.410 Well, i don't know what it is, colonel, 00:13:22.445 --> 00:13:24.912 beyond an instinctive feeling. 00:13:24.947 --> 00:13:28.049 When this earth gets enough to eat 00:13:28.084 --> 00:13:31.009 and there are no more wars or diseases or famines, 00:13:31.044 --> 00:13:32.922 this is going to be a garden of eden. 00:13:34.757 --> 00:13:37.025 Your optimism is most refreshing, mr. Chambers, 00:13:37.060 --> 00:13:39.676 but i suggest for the time being you continue 00:13:39.711 --> 00:13:40.561 your process of deciphering 00:13:40.596 --> 00:13:42.564 until you can tell us precisely- 00:13:42.599 --> 00:13:46.435 and i mean precisely- what that book says. 00:13:51.571 --> 00:13:53.040 We've licked the title, anyway. 00:13:53.075 --> 00:13:54.091 What does it say? 00:13:54.106 --> 00:13:55.376 How much does it tell us? 00:13:55.494 --> 00:13:56.828 Here it is. 00:13:56.863 --> 00:13:59.006 Well, that makes the cheese 00:13:59.031 --> 00:14:01.333 a little more binding, wouldn't you say, colonel? 00:14:01.750 --> 00:14:03.252 I'd call that a reasonably altruistic phrase, 00:14:03.387 --> 00:14:04.504 do you agree, patty? 00:14:05.239 --> 00:14:06.455 Well, i, uh... 00:14:06.490 --> 00:14:08.957 well, i want to believe it, but... 00:14:08.992 --> 00:14:11.094 i don't know what to think. 00:14:14.962 --> 00:14:16.848 "To serve man." 00:14:17.083 --> 00:14:18.350 I hope so. 00:14:19.385 --> 00:14:21.853 I fervently hope so. 00:14:30.895 --> 00:14:33.314 Gentlemen, the purpose of this meeting 00:14:33.349 --> 00:14:35.817 is to acquaint you with certain tests made over the past week. 00:14:35.852 --> 00:14:38.703 At the request of several delegates 00:14:38.738 --> 00:14:40.571 and with the full consent 00:14:40.606 --> 00:14:42.323 of our guests, the kanamits, 00:14:42.358 --> 00:14:46.077 these tests were filmed, cut together into one short film 00:14:46.112 --> 00:14:49.213 and you can watch them now. 00:14:49.831 --> 00:14:51.716 Kindly lower the screen. 00:14:58.088 --> 00:15:00.590 These are the standard instruments used 00:15:00.625 --> 00:15:03.093 to determine the truth of a statement. 00:15:03.128 --> 00:15:04.344 Our first object, 00:15:04.379 --> 00:15:08.098 since the physiology of the kanamits is unknown to us, 00:15:08.133 --> 00:15:11.852 was to determine whether or not they react to these tests 00:15:11.887 --> 00:15:13.103 as human beings do. 00:15:13.138 --> 00:15:16.239 We will now repeat one of the many experiments made 00:15:16.274 --> 00:15:19.993 in an effort to discover this fact. 00:15:20.028 --> 00:15:25.615 This instrument records the subject's heartbeat. 00:15:25.650 --> 00:15:30.003 This one shows the electrical conductivity of the skin 00:15:30.038 --> 00:15:31.872 in the palm of the hand- 00:15:32.006 --> 00:15:36.259 a measure of perspiration, which increases under stress. 00:15:36.294 --> 00:15:39.079 This one shows the pattern 00:15:39.114 --> 00:15:41.264 and intensity of the electrical waves 00:15:41.299 --> 00:15:45.018 emanating from the subject's brain. 00:15:46.521 --> 00:15:50.023 Which of these is longer than the other? 00:15:50.058 --> 00:15:51.892 The gray. 00:15:54.645 --> 00:15:56.531 I shall repeat the question. 00:15:56.566 --> 00:15:59.033 Which of these is longer than the other? 00:15:59.068 --> 00:16:01.302 The black. 00:16:01.437 --> 00:16:03.404 How did you get to this planet? 00:16:03.439 --> 00:16:04.907 Walked. 00:16:07.041 --> 00:16:09.660 Once again, how did you get to this planet? 00:16:09.695 --> 00:16:11.797 In a spaceship. 00:16:13.032 --> 00:16:15.065 Many such experiments were made 00:16:15.100 --> 00:16:17.802 and my colleagues and myself are satisfied 00:16:17.837 --> 00:16:20.173 that the mechanisms are effective. 00:16:22.808 --> 00:16:26.309 Now, i shall ask our distinguished guest 00:16:26.344 --> 00:16:29.429 to reply to the question put at the last session 00:16:29.464 --> 00:16:31.314 by several of the delegates. 00:16:31.332 --> 00:16:35.069 Namely, what is the motive of the kanamit people 00:16:35.104 --> 00:16:37.138 in offering such great gifts 00:16:37.173 --> 00:16:39.574 to the people of the earth? 00:16:40.009 --> 00:16:43.945 I hope that the people of earth will understand and believe 00:16:44.280 --> 00:16:48.950 when i tell you that our mission upon this planet is simply this: 00:16:49.485 --> 00:16:54.589 To bring to you the peace and plenty which we ourselves enjoy 00:16:55.624 --> 00:16:58.091 and which we have in the past 00:16:58.126 --> 00:17:01.045 brought to other races throughout the galaxy. 00:17:01.280 --> 00:17:04.347 When your world has no more hunger, 00:17:04.382 --> 00:17:08.352 no more war, no more needless suffering, 00:17:08.487 --> 00:17:11.472 that will be our reward. 00:17:11.507 --> 00:17:13.357 And the machine showed no deviation. 00:17:13.392 --> 00:17:16.477 According to it, the kanamit was telling the truth. 00:17:17.012 --> 00:17:19.614 You and i and the rest of this earth had a ringside seat 00:17:19.648 --> 00:17:23.367 to the rebirth of every dream man had ever dreamed. 00:18:02.272 --> 00:18:04.474 Santa claus came through. 00:18:04.509 --> 00:18:06.660 Arid deserts became gardens 00:18:06.695 --> 00:18:09.779 with the devices the kanamits showed us how to use. 00:18:09.814 --> 00:18:13.533 The force field that was to end war did precisely that. 00:18:13.568 --> 00:18:17.287 Armies and navies were practically disbanded. 00:18:17.322 --> 00:18:20.423 Please check your guest visas. 00:18:20.458 --> 00:18:26.548 This is flight number 267 from earth to our planet. 00:18:28.083 --> 00:18:31.034 They tell me they have a mean temperature of 76 degrees 00:18:31.069 --> 00:18:33.037 on their planet, and the sun never goes down. 00:18:33.072 --> 00:18:35.188 And there clothing- 00:18:35.223 --> 00:18:37.691 it's a metallic substance, just beautiful. 00:18:37.726 --> 00:18:39.559 Kind of like a spun gold. 00:18:39.594 --> 00:18:40.810 My sister wrote me. 00:18:40.845 --> 00:18:42.062 She says the day you land, 00:18:42.097 --> 00:18:45.198 they take you on a conducted tour of all their shops 00:18:45.233 --> 00:18:48.318 and you can pick out as much of it as you want. 00:18:58.328 --> 00:19:00.014 But it's an entire planet. 00:19:00.049 --> 00:19:02.082 It's bigger than china. 00:19:02.117 --> 00:19:03.467 Besides it's an opportunity 00:19:03.502 --> 00:19:06.970 to spread peaceful coexistence to an entire galaxy. 00:19:07.005 --> 00:19:10.000 Stand aside, please, i have diplomatic visa. 00:19:10.124 --> 00:19:12.343 It's just one big holiday when you get there. 00:19:12.378 --> 00:19:15.479 They've even got a form of baseball. 00:19:16.014 --> 00:19:18.082 Leagues of everything, just like we've got. 00:19:18.117 --> 00:19:20.050 And the whole trip, billions of miles, 00:19:20.084 --> 00:19:22.353 only takes just a few days. 00:19:22.388 --> 00:19:24.238 Oh, man, i don't think i'll want to come back 00:19:24.273 --> 00:19:26.107 once i do get there. 00:19:30.278 --> 00:19:31.612 I'm going home, boss. 00:19:31.647 --> 00:19:33.007 Need me for anything? 00:19:33.032 --> 00:19:34.865 Need you for anything? Like what? 00:19:35.499 --> 00:19:38.002 This isn't exactly what you call a beehive of activity. 00:19:38.337 --> 00:19:43.073 Well, this is the new story of man. 00:19:43.408 --> 00:19:46.127 Nobody needs to decipher much of anything anymore 00:19:46.162 --> 00:19:48.012 because there aren't any more codes 00:19:48.147 --> 00:19:51.014 simply because there aren't any more secret messages. 00:19:51.549 --> 00:19:53.083 Odd. 00:19:53.118 --> 00:19:54.634 Huh? 00:19:55.269 --> 00:19:56.269 Well, i mean, 00:19:57.004 --> 00:19:59.389 we're not reading about the hydrogen bomb 00:19:59.424 --> 00:20:01.274 or war scares or insurrections 00:20:01.309 --> 00:20:03.877 or anything like that anymore. 00:20:04.212 --> 00:20:06.006 Millennium. 00:20:06.131 --> 00:20:08.033 Yeah, close to it. 00:20:14.154 --> 00:20:16.039 How many of them are around now? 00:20:16.074 --> 00:20:18.141 Anybody ever figure it out? 00:20:18.159 --> 00:20:20.044 A few thousand, i guess. 00:20:20.079 --> 00:20:22.012 They've got embassies in every country now. 00:20:22.547 --> 00:20:24.415 And for every one of them that comes, 00:20:24.450 --> 00:20:25.917 a few thousand of us take off in one of their ships 00:20:25.952 --> 00:20:27.569 to live with them. 00:20:28.204 --> 00:20:30.054 Yeah, that's the odd thing: 00:20:30.389 --> 00:20:32.022 The fantastic ease with which 00:20:32.057 --> 00:20:34.005 human beings make adjustments. 00:20:35.460 --> 00:20:37.927 One day, they watch with bated breath 00:20:37.962 --> 00:20:40.064 while a single individual orbits the earth 00:20:40.099 --> 00:20:42.032 in a rinky-dink little cubicle 00:20:42.067 --> 00:20:44.435 and they think this is the most historic moment 00:20:44.470 --> 00:20:47.037 that's ever happened in the history of mankind. 00:20:47.172 --> 00:20:48.823 And then, one year later, 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:50.825 they stand in line 00:20:51.360 --> 00:20:53.194 waiting to take off in a spaceship 00:20:54.029 --> 00:20:57.047 to go 100 billion miles off into space 00:20:57.182 --> 00:21:00.084 and they act and react 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:03.089 as if this were a weekend picnic in the country. 00:21:05.124 --> 00:21:10.094 Oh, strange and complex sanity of man. 00:21:10.129 --> 00:21:11.962 Nothing fazes him. 00:21:15.099 --> 00:21:16.967 Are you going? 00:21:18.002 --> 00:21:20.104 Well, as a matter of fact 00:21:21.139 --> 00:21:24.109 i'm on a ten-year exchange group waiting list. 00:21:25.144 --> 00:21:27.077 And what about you, patty? 00:21:27.212 --> 00:21:29.063 I'm on the list, too. 00:21:29.898 --> 00:21:32.232 The trouble is, their quotas fill 00:21:32.267 --> 00:21:35.007 just as soon as they make the announcement of a new trip. 00:21:35.013 --> 00:21:36.119 While i'm waiting, 00:21:36.154 --> 00:21:37.488 i think i'll do the next best thing. 00:21:37.523 --> 00:21:39.990 I'm still working on that book. 00:21:40.025 --> 00:21:43.827 Deciphering that title has been of no help 00:21:44.002 --> 00:21:45.995 because their capital letters are different 00:21:46.030 --> 00:21:47.081 than the other signs they use, 00:21:47.098 --> 00:21:49.383 just as ours are. 00:21:49.418 --> 00:21:51.252 But it's starting to fall into place. 00:21:51.287 --> 00:21:53.754 I think i'll get the answer eventually. 00:21:53.789 --> 00:21:56.891 Well, i gave up trying a month ago. 00:21:58.926 --> 00:22:02.096 This is flight number 914 00:22:02.113 --> 00:22:04.398 from earth to our planet. 00:22:04.433 --> 00:22:07.518 We will be taking off in three minutes. 00:22:10.020 --> 00:22:11.272 Mr. Chambers! 00:22:14.774 --> 00:22:16.009 Mr. Chambers! 00:22:16.326 --> 00:22:17.612 Don't get on that ship! 00:22:17.947 --> 00:22:20.414 The rest of the book, to serve man-it's... 00:22:21.049 --> 00:22:22.917 it's a cookbook! 00:22:27.921 --> 00:22:30.423 No! No! 00:22:30.458 --> 00:22:32.092 No, no, no! 00:22:32.127 --> 00:22:34.929 Hey! No! 00:23:03.323 --> 00:23:06.059 You have not eaten enough, mr. Chambers. 00:23:06.094 --> 00:23:08.962 Please, enjoy. 00:23:08.997 --> 00:23:12.081 Eat hearty. 00:23:27.096 --> 00:23:29.599 Please, mr. Chambers, eat. 00:23:29.634 --> 00:23:33.987 We wouldn't want you to lose weight. 00:23:41.111 --> 00:23:42.997 How about you? 00:23:43.432 --> 00:23:47.116 You still on earth or on the ship with me? 00:23:47.851 --> 00:23:49.253 Well, it doesn't make very much difference 00:23:49.288 --> 00:23:53.007 because sooner or later we'll all of us be on the menu- 00:23:53.542 --> 00:23:55.126 all of us. 00:23:57.161 --> 00:24:00.063 The recollections of one michael chambers 00:24:00.098 --> 00:24:02.383 with appropriate flashbacks and soliloquy. 00:24:02.418 --> 00:24:05.885 Or more simply stated, the evolution of man, 00:24:05.920 --> 00:24:09.039 the cycle of going from dust to dessert... 00:24:09.074 --> 00:24:11.775 the metamorphosis from being the ruler of a planet 00:24:12.010 --> 00:24:14.278 to an ingredient in someone's soup. 00:24:14.313 --> 00:24:18.649 It's tonight's bill of fare on the twilight zone.