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Everything is a lie.

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I'm sick of cynicism,
of crappy facades,

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of edgy aunties
and slobbering bozos.

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How simple it would be
to clarify everything.

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Hi. I've been watching you.

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I think you have a nice smile,
and a great body.

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I'd love to spend the night
with you.

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If everything goes well, I could
love you for the rest of my life.

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That would be easy.

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But no, the opposite always happens.

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Hi.

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"What's your name?"

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"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.

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I'm sick of pigs like you.

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So if you don't mind,
get lost."

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I ask her name, and
for that, I'm a pig.

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How disgusting.

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I sleep alone again.

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I have had enough.

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And over here, fat Ana
is turning purple.

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The worst part is not
sleeping alone,

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but waking up with no one
to make me breakfast.

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It's very hard to be romantic
and a nympo at the same time.

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Self confidence.

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That is the key.

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Only problem is, not being
too obvious.

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I can act self assured,
but will they notice?

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Is it a matter of chemistry?

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If it were, the stars would
be burning.

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Have fun watching me.

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I could fall in love with her
at one glance.

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Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.

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But, is it the look?

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She has no idea.

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Why won't you pick up
my vibes?

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He looks like a teddy bear.

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A teddy bear...I would not mind

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sleeping with.

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Red lips drive me crazy.

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Anyway, you will have a
made to order boyfriend,

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that's all.

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He's pretty attractive.

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Seems like a good guy.
Has a good personality.

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The personality is important.

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Will he be good in bed?

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He's making my motor run.
I just have to wear a garter belt.

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I'm already in love.
I'm infatuated.

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Why are the uncles
always coming out?

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If she only knew I'm on fire for her.

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I can't do this any more.
Come with mama.

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What for?

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If he'd only look at me.

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All I have left is masturbation,
or suicide.

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Of course, no one facing that
choice picks suicide.

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Buddy, did you not find out?
Come closer.

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Nevermind, forget it. Forget it.
Don't look, don't look.

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The important thing now
is to choose which porno.

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Maybe the one about the hooker
with the huge tits.

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Pardon, Mr. Teddy Bear.
Got a light?

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Missed my chance. Why did I
quit smoking? What a bitch.

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Nope, no way.

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I love you, although tonight
I go to bed with a hooker.

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On top of that, I'm an idiot.

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That bastard, doesn't he have a clue?

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How did I become such an asshole?

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I'm stupid.

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I'm a coward.

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Autistic.

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Subhuman.

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Repressed.

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Gay.

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Well, it's over.

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They'll find out.

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How horrible. What a shame.

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It really stinks.

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That's what I was missing.
Going away will give me something.

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That hair, those eyes, that ass.
That everything.

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Get out.

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Not talking, not talking.
But what do I say?

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I'm cold, I'm cold.
I feel nothing.

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Let's see. How are you?

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What's your name?
Where are you going?

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My name is Mayte, and I want
to take you to the garden.

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Since I saw you, you're the only
woman for me.

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I love the way you walk.

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Do you snore?
I read in bed and wear men's pajamas.

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I like cereal for breakfast.

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I'm a secretary, but always wanted
to be a ballerina.

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I hate people who wear sweats on a Sunday.

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All my panties are black. Do you wear
boxers?

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Do you know the Big Bang Theory?
- I'm allergic to dogs.

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What will we name our son?

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Shit, I had to come now.

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Staying or going? 
What do I do?

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Why doesn't it move?
- Follow me, follow me.

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Don't go. Stay with me.
- Come on. Come on.

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Upload?

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Why do you wait?

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What else do you want to know?

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- My life.
- My love.

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Don't.

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Don't.

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I want you. Some day, we'll 
start a family.

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I will wait for you always, my love.

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Forever.

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[Music]

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