Everything is a lie.

I'm sick of cynicism,
of crappy facades,

of edgy aunties
and slobbering bozos.

How simple it would be
to clarify everything.

Hi. I've been watching you.

I think you have a nice smile,
and a great body.

I'd love to spend the night
with you.

If everything goes well, I could
love you for the rest of my life.

That would be easy.

But no, the opposite always happens.

Hi.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.

I'm sick of pigs like you.

So if you don't mind,
get lost."

I ask her name, and
for that, I'm a pig.

How disgusting.

I sleep alone again.

I have had enough.

And over here, fat Ana
is turning purple.

The worst part is not
sleeping alone,

but waking up with no one
to make me breakfast.

It's very hard to be romantic
and a nympo at the same time.

Self confidence.

That is the key.

Only problem is, not being
too obvious.

I can act self assured,
but will they notice?

Is it a matter of chemistry?

If it were, the stars would
be burning.

Have fun watching me.

I could fall in love with her
at one glance.

Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.

But, is it the look?

She has no idea.

Why won't you pick up
my vibes?

He looks like a teddy bear.

A teddy bear...I would not mind

sleeping with.

Red lips drive me crazy.

Anyway, you will have a
made to order boyfriend,

that's all.

He's pretty attractive.

Seems like a good guy.
Has a good personality.

The personality is important.

Will he be good in bed?

He's making my motor run.
I just have to wear a garter belt.

I'm already in love.
I'm infatuated.

Why are the uncles
always coming out?

If she only knew I'm on fire for her.

I can't do this any more.
Come with mama.

What for?

If he'd only look at me.

All I have left is masturbation,
or suicide.

Of course, no one facing that
choice picks suicide.

Buddy, did you not find out?
Come closer.

Nevermind, forget it. Forget it.
Don't look, don't look.

The important thing now
is to choose which porno.

Maybe the one about the hooker
with the huge tits.

Pardon, Mr. Teddy Bear.
Got a light?

Missed my chance. Why did I
quit smoking? What a bitch.

Nope, no way.

I love you, although tonight
I go to bed with a hooker.

On top of that, I'm an idiot.

That bastard, doesn't he have a clue?

How did I become such an asshole?

I'm stupid.

I'm a coward.

Autistic.

Subhuman.

Repressed.

Gay.

Well, it's over.

They'll find out.

How horrible. What a shame.

It really stinks.

That's what I was missing.
Going away will give me something.

That hair, those eyes, that ass.
That everything.

Get out.

Not talking, not talking.
But what do I say?

I'm cold, I'm cold.
I feel nothing.

Let's see. How are you?

What's your name?
Where are you going?

My name is Mayte, and I want
to take you to the garden.

Since I saw you, you're the only
woman for me.

I love the way you walk.

Do you snore?
I read in bed and wear men's pajamas.

I like cereal for breakfast.

I'm a secretary, but always wanted
to be a ballerina.

I hate people who wear sweats on a Sunday.

All my panties are black. Do you wear
boxers?

Do you know the Big Bang Theory?
- I'm allergic to dogs.

What will we name our son?

Shit, I had to come now.

Staying or going? 
What do I do?

Why doesn't it move?
- Follow me, follow me.

Don't go. Stay with me.
- Come on. Come on.

Upload?

Why do you wait?

What else do you want to know?

- My life.
- My love.

Don't.

Don't.

I want you. Some day, we'll 
start a family.

I will wait for you always, my love.

Forever.

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