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seem to be just a

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like a guy who just takes the moments

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and attacks them and embraces them

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- Yeah

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- and loves them

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and I say this because

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our pals U2

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- Oh my god

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- were about to go on the show tonight

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and there's a photo of you at the Oscars

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- Yeah

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- Photobombing U2

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(audience laughs)

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- and it's pretty one, one of the most

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(audience laughs harder)

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(asserting music)

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(audience laughs)

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- Where you jumping in there?!

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- Yeah

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(presenter laughs hard)

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- (guest) I mean, either they're incredibly

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short

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- I mean they, yeah

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- or...

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I ran onto several publicist's back

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and launched on Whoopi Goldberg

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at the last minute

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(presenter laughs hard)

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and then you've got that final leap up

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-What was going on here?!

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- So I've got a friend, Helen, who's a

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huge life long fan

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I mean, as I am...

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And then she's like: "Oh my God! They

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really sort of soundtracked my life.

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Please! Please! Get a photo with them."

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And, uh,

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(audience laughs)

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I thought, it's my perfect moment,

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I will get a photo with them

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(presenter laughs)

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- What did they, had no idea!

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- No

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- It's one way to get a photo with U2,

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absolutely

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- (guest) Exactly

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- (presenter) This became like a meme

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and it started going around the Internet

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that this photo of you would end up

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in photos all over the place

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- (guest giggles)

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- Here is the scene from the movie Gravity

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with Sandra Bullock

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(audience laughs)

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I didn't see this scene, and you...

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(audience laughs harder)

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(everyone laughs and applause)

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I guess, I guess she wasn't alone

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- No

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- she wasn't alone in space at all

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- she, she

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I mean maybe she's looking terrified

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because she's seen that George

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has Blasted-off and she's got to let this guy in

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(everyone laughs)

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(presenter makes screaming voices)

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- Also if you go, I think it's like

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a website. They call like, Cumberbombing

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- Cumber-whatee?

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Cumber Bombing

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Sorry, something lost [inaudible]

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(presenter laughs)

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I thought it was cumber, cumber-something

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No, No. Cumberbombing

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- yeah, bombing

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- and it's..., They actually have a thing

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onsite where you could cut out a

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Benedict, you can make a bookmark

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of yourself

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- (Benedict) oh Yeah?

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So I have one in here

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(audience laughs hard)

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(Benedict clears throat)

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(Presenter) You're like

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(Laughs and Applause)

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(Presenter) The first four pages of the

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GOLDFINCH.

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(audience still applausing)

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It's really tough to get through this book

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(Benedict) [inaudible]

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(presenter) It's a really long book

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(Benedict) yeah, say, do you just keep

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looking at the Cumberbomb

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- (presenter) Yeah I just keep looking at the
- rather than the book

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(benedict laughs)
I mean I have a short attention span

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It's a very thick book
(benedict laughs)

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This has been happening for six months