My fellow Americans.
A historic and unprecedented event has occurred.
Question of whether we’re alone in the universe has been answered.
It’s the real thing.
A radio signal from another world.
What happened mommy?
I don’t know.
I don’t want you to go.
I don’t know baby.
Promise me you won’t.
There is nothing to be scared of.
I don’t know.
I got a really bad feeling about this.
Just relax.
They flew 90 billion light years just to start a fight.
Just to come down here with an attitude.
Actin’ all big & bad.
They flew 90 billion light years just to start a fight.
Just to come down here with an attitude.
Actin’ all big & bad.
Welcome to Earth.
(actin’ all big & bad)
I don’t know.
I don’t want you to go.
I don’t know.
Promise me you won’t!
Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July
and you will once again be fighting for our freedom!
Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution.
But from annihilation.
Let’s nuke the bastards!
We’ve gotta stop em!
They’re gonna kill us all!
Who’s the man? Who’s the man?
I’m lining all your friends up right beside you!
Who’s the man? Who’s the man, huh?
That’s right!
Just relax.
I don’t know.
You gotta come down here with an attitude.
Acting all big & bad.
They flew 90 billion light years just to start a fight.
Just to come down here with an attitude.
Actin’ all big & bad.
They flew 90 billion light years just to start a fight.
Just to come down here with an attitude.
Actin’ all big & bad.
Welcome to Earth.
(actin’ all big & bad)
Didn’t I promise you fireworks?
Yeah.
Time’s up…